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>being served by a female in a store or restaurant >remember
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>being served by a female in a store or restaurant
>remember she's had cum on her hands and face
>pray to god she doesn't touch my fucking food
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>>29942459
She probably showers daily and cleans her hands unlike you.
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>>29942807
nothing gets the taint of chad's semen out, you toasted roastie
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>>29942459
A male server will have had his own cum on his hands too.
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>female checkout operator asks how my day is going
>ignore her
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>>29942886
>woman tells me "have a nice day"
>i can picture thick globs of semen dribbling out of her mouth as she speaks
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>>29942852
no a shower will do it, just like it would getting semen off your penis from jacking it, though yeah you probably wouldn't wash after
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>>29942886
Checkout operators are used to having that question ignored, they probably don't even notice
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>>29942905
you don't understand what is meant by "taint"

it's immaterial corruption
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>>29942459
She might be gay.
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>>29942459
>meet someone new
>almost always imagine them shitting themselves while naked

I don't even know why it happens
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>>29942945
Dykes aren't real. It's just women pretending for attention
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>>29942899
>women smiles at me on the street
>scowl at her
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>>29942459
guess what. she's probably had shit, piss, and period blood on them probably before that.
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>>29942459
well technically a male waiter would have touched a dick many more times than a female one
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>>29942985
that is not tainted by chad so i don't care
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>see someone
>if it's a guy I imagine their cock in my mouth cumming down my throat
>if it's a girl I imagine them sitting on my face
>literally everyone, doesn't matter how old or ugly

It's been like this since I was 14
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>>29942870

Yeah but that's mutual cum or "brocum", it's cum that I understand because I'm also a dude and I know how it is.

A woman actually gets turned on by cum and gladly lets it on her.
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>>29942934

Didn't know /r9k/ is a superstitious bunch. You also make it sound like the Demons is possessing them for wanting to satisfy their biological urges.
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>>29943017
Now you've cursed me you son of a bitch
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>>29943033
no it's just immoral for them to grant sex to certain males and not grant it to other males. I mean if you're a huge fucking slut you're sort of morally obliged to at least break off a piece for sexually frustrated depressed individuals
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>>29943033
chad-semen is infected with the thwarted desires of millions and millions of betas

not just the living betas of today, but the untold millions of deceased betas who never got a chance

it's as if a ghoulish graveyard of hopes and dreams have infected that woman's hands

those with ears to hear can even listen to the morbid cries of all the damned betas

when i look into a woman's face and realize that chad has cum on it, it's like looking a medieval depiction of hell
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>>29943098
screencapped, congratulations
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>>29942905
>microchimerism exists
>lol a shower will do
roasties in charge of human biology
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>>29942459
By that logic how do you touch anything? Guys are constantly jerkin off and getting cum on their hands. Like you said washing doesnt matter so... just kys now I guess only way out


>Tfw gun you off yourself with already had second hand cum on it from a chad
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>>29943017
>if it's a guy I imagine their cock in my mouth cumming down my throat
Lewd.
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>>29943179

if that had any bearing there would be a huge increase in inflammatory and autoimmune diseases in women.

microchimerism results from pregancies and tissue grafts.
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