>tfw no THICC belly gf
>>29942376
>THICC belly
Nice buzzword for "fat"
>>29942376
>tfw no asexual sunlight-hating gf
>tfw no hamster-loving, mass murder-researching, horror-watching, bowlcut-sporting, DDR-playing, forum-posting, pedophile-sympathizing, chimp-aspiring, civilization-hating, sunlight-avoiding, obsessive companion
>tfw no bony dykey legal-loli gf
>will never be a lesbian bc not a girl
>will never do lesbian scatplay
>>29942656
Hey that's pretty good desu
>>29942730
lanza is a++ husbando material