>Be a robot
>barely speak or engage in conversation
>never participated in school,failed most english classes from elementary on.
>google corrects all spelling
>No motivation to gain better vocab understanding since its only useful in social interaction
>sound like I'm a ESL student due to this.
Is anyone on a similar boat as me?
Holy shit how the fuck are you that illiterate?
>>29942438
HACKER. FUCKING REPORTED, IP IS TRACED
not even anglo
>>29942438
I skip/ignore words I dont understand in books. Im not social so I never deal with conversations involving anything else then introducing myself in class at the beginning of each year.
>level of professional white collar USA
>am high school drop out Canadian
>burgerfats
What the fuck. I legitimately expected MUCH worse.
I'm a NEET and not even Anglo.
This test is based on the US population so it's probably niggers bringing the average way down
>>29942565
>Skips over words he doesn't know
Why even read then?
>>29942603
its a bad test
Wew lads. I'm a bit disappointed
Seems reading has done me some good, yout should try it
>>29942624
i don't pick up on the individual words but in sentences I can figure out the meaning. Im the worst when its comes to test
>>29942770
Clearly you can't if you only "know" 5000 words.
Unless you're reading Clifford the Big Red Dog I mean.
Im social awkward, but recently my memory has been fading so I can really remember that much
>I'm only 18
Bet OP feels real bad now.
>>29942347
Aboriginal commento, if you would be so kind.
>>29942347
>take pharmacy admissions test
>90+ percentile in important fields (chem math bio)
>less than 40th in word comprehension and reading
>1/6 pts on essay
>people take this w/ English as their second language
Yes
>>29942828
That exclamation mark makes it even worse senpai.
>>29942810
i felt like searching the meaning to antonym might be cheating so I didn't search that.
>>29942347
Tfw english isn't my first language
>>29942952
I searched antonym but nothing else and still got this score >>29942828
I feel you OP
Is there a test like this for German? I wanna see how gud I am
>>29942347
I spend a ton of time reading blogs and articles on the internet, so my vocabulary is fine.
What I have noticed is that I've become much less fluent and articulate when speaking. I find it harder to converse in real-time, and my sentences are full of pauses while I struggle to maintain coherence.
This is all a result of the fact that I rarely speak to anyone. I can't really even hold a normal conversation.
>>29942438
>>29942554
>>29942603
Ah I see you brown skinned neets have learned to use google!
>>29943041
>brown skinned
keltik masterrace
>>29943050
"keltik" oh dear god please make it stop
Dropped out at 14.
>>29942347
I'm drinking coffee for breakfast. I don't really feel like eating because of my wisdom tooth.
well i'm a 20 year old that dropped out of middle school and hasn't spoken to another human being in 8 years except for saying hello to my dad and haven't read a book since i was 12, so i don't think it really matters
>>29943113
>your IQ
>a stone
not very impressive tbf
if you score below 20,000 and are a native english speaker, you are a cro-magnon
>>29943113
Was the point of you taking an online IQ test to beat your own meat? OR do you like sounding like an astonishingly arrogant fuck-tard when you say something that has no relevance to what anyone else is speaking about?
Don't let my huge Eng Lit student dick intimidate you fags.
>>29942347
>socially isolated
>read tons of books
>bogan australia doesn't trust people use big words or speak in whole sentences
It still fucked me.
>10200
>Vocab of 14 yo
I don't hang out with a lot of people anymore
>>29942347
Well I feel dumb for not knowing what antonym was but I still did no better
Top 5.33%
Your vocabulary is at the level of professional white-collars in the US!
>be from small impoverished country in Europe
>get this result
High point of the week for me lads, thanks.
>>29943178
My question is how do you retain that sort of info/be exposed to big words? Do you go to book clubs or something?
>>29943532
No lad, shit like Adamant for example you learn in comics/movies/vidya, other shit you just connect the dots.
>>29943090
>>29943118
>Other middle school dropouts
Brothers!
I bet most of you cheated.
>>29942438
Great, you know words that is only applicable for very specific scientific research.
>>29943408
You just assume what it is, you even get clues in the word "ant", sounds like something like "anti" for latin.
I googled one of them
And retroactively googled a few others (but I answered before I googled!)
Jesus, get these lazy neckbeards off of my /r9k/
>>29943595
I was thinking that! I thought It was too obvious and assumed I was dumb for making that connection
>>29942347
>>sound like I'm a ESL student due to this.
you should use "an" instead of "a" when its a vowel.
I ARE SMART
didn't use google unlike half the bots in this thread
>>29942828
>tfw white trash Russian
BA in English was totally worth it now
ahah ha ha ha kill me
I dunno senpai I barely got through high school
>Your vocabulary size is like that of a 10-year-old child in the US!
well, I'm not a child in the US, so fuck that. Still thought it would be better
>>29942347
i'm not anglo and in the top 0.27 despite never speaking english outside of the interwebs
kys seriously
Whoo~ English isn't even my first language.
>>29943192
Yes and no
I said what I did to avoid the r9k "this is not an original comment" shit
Oh boo would you look at that
Honest result without cheating from an Italian guy who started learning English at 20.
I got 29625, and I read only 1 or 2 books a year.
>muh books
Guess it pays off to spend 24/7 on a computer, where I can easily search the meanings of words I come across.
I assume the test is randomized?
There were two questions I was unsure of but the rest were words everyone who reads somewhat regularly should be familiar with..
There's no way I'm in the top 0.01%.
FREAKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29942438
>>29942554
>>29942603
>>29943041
>>29943258
>>29943648
>>29944095
>>29944131
Is there a better test out there? It's too fucking easy to score high.
>>29945613
>>29945536
>>29945263
>>29944897
>>29944620
>>29944131
>>29944095
>>29944045
>>29943890
>>29943688
>>29943648
>>29943595
>>29943587
>>29943408
>>29943258
>>29943118
>>29943041
>>29942978
>>29942717
>>29942699
>>29942603
>>29942593
>>29942554
>>29942438
Yet you losers can't get a job or get a gf HAHAHA LOL oregano
>>29945578
What's your first language, man?
>>29943258
>english lit
good luck getting a job
>>29945688
Spanish. I sometimes wish I only learned plain English instead.
I didn't recognize some of the words, but it's all about deductive reasoning and using your brain, I guess.
my native isn't anglo/germanic/romantic either lol, whoops.
Tfw not even native languagetfw top percentage
>>29943081
>anglocuck getting triggered
haha don't you have a sharia to enforce, a shrimp to grill or a bullet to take in your head
>on average people say 60k words per day
>with speed of 150 words per minute its over six and a half hours of talking every day
>even if I'm at work I can make through most of the days with one or two greetings in the morning
>always jellly when I see people having conversations
>>29942347
A lot of the words were extremely uncommon and only an elitist fag would use them. Others I swear some of the options weren't even correct.
I wouldn't feel too bad about it OP.
heh... easy, kid.
>sheathes katana
i got like 10500 which is like top 39% or something
pretty amazing considering i unironically failed english like atleast 5 times in my life,if not more. im not even joking or exaggerating here
ill EASILY take being on the right side of the bellcurve when it comes to words
>>29945966
lel i got the exact same score, this is me >>29946572
>>29943258
>heh, im so smart with my E N G L I S H L I T E R A T U R E degree, i know so many words and the meaning of them
>i even know what a pronoun, adverb, adjective and those other things are as well
>my 100k in undefaultable loans and zero marketable skills prove im VASTLY more intelligent than anyone here
>>29942347
>had to check what "synonym" is
>get out of the test
who /badenglish/ here?also I am tierd for the test right now
use this one:
http://vocabulary.ugent.be/
saw OPs test on /pol/ everyone was getting 29k+ kek
>17000
>vocab of a 18yo
>30yo and dropped out of 9th grade
Well seeing as I became a recluse from 15 to 26 who never left Hus room or went out. Not too bad. I should brush up on my vocabulary and maybe start reading again.
>>29942347
A few years ago I think I would have done a lot better. I knew most of the words but couldn't remember what they ment.
>>29945656
the faggots were looking up the words while taking the test. fucking loser robots thinking this shit somehow impresses people. bunch of faggot robots.
>>29946666
Good test, got better results here
>>29946738
>>29946840
Keep telling yourself that. I read books as a kid. Disregard females, acquire vocabulary.
>>29943113
Only retards take online IQ-tests seriously.
(My score in pic)
>>29946891
Nah he's right, pol did this to troll people. Everyone was 30k+ these fags were using Google. Only very few Americans have a vocabulary more extensive than a 14 year old kid. We Americans are dumb, basically we are turning into the movie idiocracy.
>>29946950
OK I'm American, Bio not English major, took freshman writing 5 times before I passed it in college, and got 29975 without cheating. All my vocab education was from the vocabulary workshop Sadlier Oxford books. They can be studied for free in a ripped off form here: https://www.vocabtest.com
Reading books is a hobby of mine
I dropped out of high school the second time I failed the ninth grade
Not that this test means anything
>>29946840
>No one can know this shit! They must be looking it up!
Or we read regularly. 90% of those words are fucking common anyways.
>>29942347
i literally have to google words i see on 4chan on the regular
this test is way too easy to game
>>29946666
Are we doing this test now?
>>29942438
You're supposed to do it without looking in the dictionary dumbo.
Eh, pretty impressed, almost failed high school,
got barely passing
>tfw my vocabulary is the same as a 18 year old. A lot of words i didn't really know what meant.
A 10 year old doesn't know what the definition of incipient is. Fuck this test. I haven't read a book since 14 when I dropped out of high school.
I have almost no social interaction but I read books and I'm not a fucking retard.
>>29942347
HS dropout, minimum wage job, wasted youth, and no future
>>29948001
here are my results, I pressed send before inserting the pic
21150
t. non native speaker
I always do well in English tests, although that isn't much of an achievement, but I've spent far less time that your average person communicating by text or written online messages and I think it shows as my conversational writing style which often seems very stunted and unnatural.
I'm a fucking idiot desu but English was always my best subject in school.
I don't get how you fucktards can get less than 20000 if English is your native language.
Read a book or two.
>>29942438
wish they told you which ones you got wrong desu
>>29947333
I feel like billioned is a real word
>>29946666
Don't even remember the last time I spoke to someone in English. My English ability means jackshit anyway with regard to finding a job.
Hmmm, then why am I complete failure and a HS dropout?
I'm fairly satisfied with my results as a non-native speaker of English.
>>29942347
>21750
All I do is jerk off to boypussy comics and shemales. My other time is spent playing vidya, or wallowing in depression. Test sucks, means shit, I have an 8th grade education only.
>>29947333
How did I do better?
>Your vocabulary size is like that of a 14-year-old teenager in the US!
not my first language so its ok
i don't talk to other humans ever but i read a lot so thats probably why
did not look anything up but no one will believe me anyways so w/e
>>29946666
>Second language
>Never read books
How are people scoring so low on these things?
>>29950370
Vocabulary is IQ based
You pick up a lot more words
God I feel like a fucking retard
>>29950472
I got 70 on iqtest.dk. I'm horrible at math, but I seem to be in line with the /r9k/ average for this test. Maybe I have some learning disability?
>>29942347
>begin test
>realise i don't know what a synonym is
i guess i'm retarded boys
>>29950602
Oh, nevermind, got 70 on the real test. I guess that falls in line with my general retardation.
>>29942347
I'm terrible at everything but at least I have a decent vocabulary going for me.
>>29950822
So terrible that I even forgot the pic.
![cde0271483[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QdqtX6c.png "cde0271483[1].png")
>I dropped out of high school in the 8th or 9th grade (can't even remember) and have been a NEET for the past 4 years
>Yet, this is what I got
What the fuck?
>>29951024
real test
>>29946666
>>29951024
Congrats on being equally as shitty as me.
idk
The biggest thing I notice is that I read a lot but don't talk to people so I'm unused to actually pronouncing a lot of words that I've read out loud and in an actual conversation.
>>29951038
Yeah I didn't know 95% of the words on that test.
N-Not like I'm going to college anytime soon anyway.
>>29951071
hi5!
-Be born in United States
-Have aspergers
-Rarely ever talk to people in real life.
-Read and watch lots of stuff on internet
-Talk to people
-End up speaking with various accents without realizing it
-End up unwittingly using internet jargon, and many words and phrases only knwn in Britsh and South African English
-Sometimes do it intentionally when the word choice is referring to something more or less specific than American English.
For example, call a baby transport thing where the baby lies down a pram, but where the baby sits up I call it a stroller. I call push carts front he grocery store trolleys, while the rolling baskets people bring I call carts. I call athletic shoes 'trainers' unless they are intended for and used for a specific sport.
>>29946666
But most of 4chan /pol/ is fucking retarded?
>get baneful on test from OP
>get hotheaded on freerice.com's test
anyways 22050
im a fucking genius mate
>>29950681
I dunno
This test looks bad though, I always get around 120
Take the mensa one
>>29951279
>>29950602
Fuck I replied to the wrong person
>>29947361
Read a fucking book dumbass. Holy shit, you honestly think this was in any way difficult?
The words I missed were
thecae, ecocide, episcopize, alimentary, scammony, iconolater, alleger.
Should have got episcopize and alleger desu.
>all the retards calling cheats
You're not a robot if you didn't spend ages 4 - 13 glued to books instead of socializing
I don't know how this is possible. I didn't know what a lot of words meant and guessed a bit. I'm a high school drop out, female and I don't really read books.
This test seems inaccurate.
im just good at guessing at multiple choice stuff desu
wouldnt know most of these words if i read them in a sentence and had to define them myself
just started reading recreationally, so hopefully my vocabulary improves
i expected like 10k, i guessed on the last 20-25.
this test is shit and inaccurate
>implying our vocabularies haven't been hypercharged by years of RPG addiction
>>29951279
I guarantee you I won't do well on something that isn't raven's matrices or whatever. Anyway, MENSA might inflate to try and get people paying membership dues.
>>29951411
No anon, that just meant you had developmental issues growing up and your parents didn't give two shits. Sorry m8, children are suppose to be social.
>>29942438
lmao i got the same score as you. feels good man
tfw mediocre in all ways and language is supposed to be one of my talents.
>>29951787
Did you forget where you are or are you just visiting?
>>29942347
1-800-come-on-now
social interaction doesn't seem to affect vocabulary nearly as much as being intellectually lazy, i haven't spoken to anyone my age in years.
>>29951752
Nah family member
I had a friend test it
Their IQ was like 105
>>29942347
Made an educated guess on quite a few.
>>29946666
I got 74% and said yes to 0 nonwords.
>>29942438
I got 29k too and I'm from the middle east.
>tfw spellcheckers killed my spelling ability
>>29946634
>mfw i got into med school with an english degree
>STEM master race & not fucking illiterate like everyone in this thread
I got 21300 even though I dropped out and rarely went to school from 6th-10th grade.
It's just confirmation that most autists are fucking idiots.
Eat shit you fuckin' inept losers
>>29942347
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!! wtf reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't even read books. All I do is shitpost on 4chan.
I'm a yoropoor and even I'm in the top 7%.
Get your fucking shit together, 'mmurika.
I'm quite the pontifricator
22950
Top 5.08%
Feels good, man
>his scored doesn't being with a 3
>>29951864
Nice Googling, my friend.
You can call me a bitter loser but we both know who's right. :^)
>>29955099
>his scored
Was this post supposed to flaunt your grasp of English?
>Successful businessman
Jokes on them; I'm an unsuccessful NEET and I barely ever read.
10100. I don't read books and no one on 4chan or most internet forums uses half these words. Anyone who tried would be told to put down the thesaurus.
>>29955143
>only noticing one mistake
We got a 20k here!
test was too ez
>only top 5%
JUST
21900 on the first test.
On the second vocabulary test:
>pic related
>>29943258
I study Mathematics, but unlike you, I won't get a job as a barista after I graduate..
How did you guys learn most of these words? Even after looking up a new word, I forget it soon after. Not even definition tests I did in school would make them stick.
>>29946666
Nice quads, does this mean that I am autistic?
>>29955491
I think part of it is just pushing yourself to read higher-level works even if you don't necessarily understand it. Basically repetition and just practice by looking up words.
>>29955491
Read more I guess.
How is this legitimate? I do manual labor for a living I'm a landscaper how am I on par with professional white collared folk?
You are all fucking retarded, the USA really is the dumbest place in the whole world.
>>29955901
Okay I took the other test and got this
English isn't even my first language, the test is ridiculously easy.
>>29942347
I was rushing and thought it said "claret".
I feel like this quiz should have been more difficult.
>>29942347
>No motivation to gain better vocab understanding since its only useful in social interaction
So you never read books? Man, you're missing out.
A good way to learn new words is reading old books (eg. from Project Gutenberg). Lots of words that are obscure now were popular then.
>>29942347
commentatus originalius benevolencia
>>29955491
>I forget it soon after
Install Anki, add a card for each definition, review outstanding cards every day. Anki is not just for weeaboos.
>>29942347
>all these vocablets
Can you beat my score, robros?
>>29956528
Now that is much better cheating. You even wrote a plausible comment this time.
>>29943595
>Great, you know words that is only applicable for very specific scientific research
Sour grapes, fourteen-year-old. All of the words on that test were totally applicable to common situations. Pick up a book. Unless titanic tomes are your anathema.
>>29942347
>tfw russian
Btw you're quite fucking right about most of our population being brainwashed sub-monkeys. I wish I lived in the US
I'm a Nigerian anon, and English isn't even my native tongue.
When will this "all blacks are dumb" meme end?
>>29956635
DA NU NAXUI
>10 000
>>29956926
Kakaya raznitsa, vse rawno traktor hui zavedesh
>>29957045
skolko let i kak izuchaesh inglish?
>>29956635
I'm half russian and got the same score. coincidence?
>>29957065
Budesh rzhat, 18. Oche mnogo prosidel na zarubezhnyh saytah o softe, zheleze, igorah i proge, tam i nabralsya. Nu i tut sizhu, estessna.
>>29957166
Is your native English?
>>29942347
I wouldn't put too much faith in this test's numbers, TBPH. 5500 words isn't enough to browse 4chan without having to look words up all the time. It'd be even worse for movies and games.
>>29942347
Actually did this without googling unlike some of you "muh intelligence without trying" fucks
I did ok.
