*unsheathes katana from his friends' body*
*blocks your way*
heh... going somewhere, kid?
You, you! *SQUAWK*
Pump-a-rum!
*teleports behind you*
>>29941620
>>29941641
***CONNECTION ERROR***
nice meme
who /adventure souls/ here
>>29941674
not adventure soul just fashion soul
famalalalalalalalallaallalalalalam
>>29941620
>*unsheathes katana from his friends' body*
These are starting to get pretty creative now.
>>29941674
I don't watch shit made for thirteen year olds in my twenties. Might be the reason you can't get laid.
>>29941696
> tfw $60 barbie dress up game but with muh hero-fighting-through-hell male power fantasy
>>29941696
it triggers me when I see people walking around in ugly shit for the stats. It's not like defence actually matters in Souls 3.
>>29941713
Thanks projectionbro
>>29941731
Back to the kiddie shows robot
>>29941713
cool projection faggot
I go to comic con and get laid several times because I'm tall and can cosplAy characters that retarded tumblr girls have the hots for
>>29941731
How was he projecting, you fucking idiot?
>>29941722
dubs confirm this
the only stat that matter are fashion stats
>>29941717
it's not a barbie game it's a manly action figure game with big swords and shit and other manly shit
>You can't get laid :^)
Only truly fucking stupid peopleRead as: Normiesuse this as an argument unironically
>>29941620
*teleports into the air*
*does 5000 spins in a second to break the surrounding atmosphere*
*sends a flying slash created through the power of the wind towards you*
YAAAAAAHT, BEAM
>>29941722
>>29941767
> that feel when you sell a dank once-a-playthrough armour piece and later realize its very aesthetically pleasing for your character
>>29941746
No need to lie on the Internet to make yourself feel better, no one believes you.
>>29941796
>not hoarding the wardrobe
>>29941775
*dissolves the fabric of space-time*
*shows you the raw nature of reality*
now u know kid.. think about it buster...
*disappears before u even realize what happened and are left changed forever knowing the true nature of the universe.*
>>29941812
I'm guilty anon. You don't even get that many souls from the shit items you get
>>29941829
now knowing the true nature of the universe
*rips my own hole in space-time to follow you through*
*multiplies the size of my sword to finish you in one blow*
*HUP cancels* before landing behind you
*seconds after you fall into a mere bits of what you were before*
>>29941885
it's okay you are forgiven but never forget
the fashion statements you could've created
they died in vain so you could buy more estus flasks
*unsheathes showerhead*
Arbeit macht frei... heh
>>29941901
>*re gather myself from the infinite majesty and opportunity of the Grand cosmos*
heh.. u thought it would be that easy, kid? Let me show u what we're truly capable of kid....
*lunge forward at mach 13 and cut u so powerfully that u are launched into the past*
have fun in the year 666... u won't last a secondin the dark ages....
>>29941641
Unable to summon phantom...
>>29941713
textbook example of projection.
>>29941963
*grabs u so ur taken into the past with me*
I'll show u true suffering friend.
>>29942018
Textbook example of a kissless handless virgin
>>29941746
>get laid several times
Anyone who has ever gotten "laid" doesn't speak like this. You big silly faggot.
>>29941731
>>29941746
>>29942018
Textbook example of samefagging.
>>29942179
Textbook example of being wrong and a virgin
