I think my type of guy is the kind of beta, depressed sadboy that frequents here. There's a guy I'm talking to that I would definitely hold hands with and I might want him to fill me, but he's also occasionally suicidal. Why is life so shit?
>>29940452
let me guess you're fat?
>>29940473
5'7" and 122lbs.
>>29940452
You just described me
let's fuck
>>29940452
>depression is sooo hawt if it's chad being sad
how about you make like a banana and get ripped apart by chimpanzees
>>29940452
As someone who has gone through this, trust me, you don't. They drag you down with them.
>>29940452
I'm 110lb 5'6", beta, depressed and suicidal. Let's fuck, as long as you're the dom, I'll let you fuck me in the ass with a dildo.
>>29940501
Unless your name is Alex I'm already taken, and if your name is Alex then quit being a dork and come cuddle me.
>>29940503
I'm literally attracted to skinny boys with scruffy hair that tend to have self-esteem issues.
>>29940504
I know, I do it to myself.
>>29940544
Nah. Fuck me senseless.
Reminder that roasties always think of Chad when talking about their type of guy.
>>29940556
>that tend to have self-esteem issues.
it's because you're a heartless predator. i can tell.
OP is definitely a tranny.
>>29940608
I want to give them love.
>>29940556
>I'm literally attracted to skinny boys with scruffy hair that tend to have self-esteem issues.
>>29940643
I'm mentally damaged for sure.
>>29940638
don't try rationalizing your predatory behavior by calling it love, you just want a boy you can manipulate easily
>>29940452
>>29940500
>>29940556
>>29940638
>>29940658
>I'm literally attracted to alt-chads
Cool story OP, kill yourself
>>29940556
You sure you don't want to fuck my lubed up virgin ass hole with a strap on? I'm shaven ;^)
>>29940668
I have no intention to manipulate him. I'm an honest person.
>>29940675
Y-you too!
>>29940679
>taking it in the ass from a girl
>>29940700
Nothing wrong with receiving anal from a woman. It's progressive.
>tfw suicidal, depressed, beta sadboy
>tfw no one will ever love me
>>29940734
If you have a tranny fetish.
>>29940700
Why did you make this thread? Why did you feel the need to post a thread that literally just says "I am a female who likes attractive Chads that are slightly skinnier than usual, and happen to browse 4chan."?
You don't want to help anyone, you want to brag that you've found a chad to fuck from this board. Fuck you, piece of shit. You're just like the other girls, contrary to what you seem to think.
>>29940504
This desu, especially if you are as mentally ill as them, you'll drag each other down into a spiraling black hole of degeneracy
>>29940452
>tfw depressed virgin manlet
>tfw read these threads in desperation and disbelief
>>29940764
I may be a bit of an attention whore and I wanted to see what reactions r9k would have other than the ree-ing.
Okay, he's not a chad and I'm not into chads.
>>29940780
Do you know me?
>>29940658
>mentally damaged for surekillyoself
>>29940792
you are so fucking boring that it's insane. you are a tumblr-tier snowflake with your "alternative" taste in boys and your mental illness fetish and romanticism and you're shitting up the board with your garbage thread. you do understand that another thread was bumped off because you created this trash, right?
i tell people to kill themselves all the time but this time i really, really mean it.
kill yourself, OP.
>>29940792
>okay, he's not a chad and I'm not into chads
That's where you're wrong. If he were even remotely a robot you would've found him unattractive and you would've made him an orbiter.
>>29940792
be my gf pls
I promise I'll treat you like a goddess. I'll find a job to buy you gifts, anything you want.
I won't even ask for sex, I just want someone to love and cuddle with and watch animu with.
>>29940452
No, no that's impossible
I don't believe it!
I want out!
>>29940452
I've never been THIS certain that OP was a faggot.
>>29940834
I keep hearing that.
>>29940852
You don't know me. Would you like my email?
>>29940856
>mfw I'm not like those other girls
>>29940858
I just want someone fun. I'm not sure about doing relationships but I'd totally talk to you.
>>29940876
It's pretty rare.
>>29940885
Close, I'm bi.
>>29940792
>what reactions r9k would have
Well here's a contactfag reaction.
I'm not looking for a gf, but I'm interested to understand people like you, and maybe get a confidence boost.
>>29940902
Want my email? I can explain.
>>29940895
>haha I'm not like the other girls, I'm looking for some fun orbiters,, btw im biiii :3
captcha: Exit Impasse
>>29940914
Suroginalisimo
>>29940895
>i want someone fun!
>im bi :^)
This has to be bait. I can't believe i fell for this thread.
>>29940919
I'm looking for someone to fuck and cuddle with but I know most everyone wouldn't.
>>29940925
Is that a yes?
>>29940933
i agree. jeez.
>>29940935
post timestamp to prove you're a girl
why do these fucking girls come on this board and fucking attention fag. it's the same fucking threads over and over.
no, she's not a fucking virgin. no, she's not """""alone"""""
and you guys STILL ask for contact info, you're prob going to message her, she's going to reply, then she's going to ghost you because she just KNOWS that she has the pick of the litter, and you're not going to be one of them.
fucking leave.
>>29940935
>Is that a yes?
It was supposed to be sure + original + some Italian sounding shit, because robot.
Yes.
>>29940933
Bi as in I fuck trannies.
>>29940948
Give me a sec.
>>29940951
[email protected]
>>29940950
>then she's going to ghost you
Yes, it's a foregone conclusion.
IDGAF
Not looking for a gf, just like understanding people.
>tfw no neet umaru gf
>>29940574
I look like guy on the right and fit your description
Where are you at ?
>>29940978
tfw no smelly tomoko gf
>>29940792
does he have an unappealing face?
>>29940792
Post his pic, i bet he's literally Chad.
>>29941070
Yes.
>>29941108
I've literally only see him through video.
>>29941124
Post timestamp
oregon
>>29941124
>didn't take screencaps
>makes this thread on /r9k/
>expects people to believe in what she says
Didn't think females can be this dumb.
>>29940452
>depressed
>occasionally suicidal
I'm that.
Honestly, for a long time I shouldn't have had a gf. I would've dragged her down. Like I sort of did with lots people.
I'm much more careful and considerate now though. I don't want my mental illness to spread. The negativity doesn't need to get out and on other people. And there's r9k for that anyway.
I'm still depressed and suicidal. But if I met a girl like that IRL, I'd appreciate the shit out her. And I'd let her help me and make it a positive thing. And do what I can to make her happy too.
But not everyone is ready to be helped. Robots are often pretty immature and very self-centered in their self-loathing.
>>29941124
So you expect us to believe you picked out some sexually unappealing skinny ugly robot off r9k and want to 'save' him for no reason? It makes literally 0 sense, there's no way this guy isn't smoking hot attractive, or something else is appealing about him like height or cock size.
>>29941229
A friend of mine sent him to me.
>>29940452
Fuck off, roastie. We all know you'd fuck Chad in a heartbeat.
"Teehee Chad has messy hair and is kinda quiet sometimes it's sooo cute xddddd"
"Ew look at that fucking loser feeling sorry for himself I hope he doesn't talk to me"
>>29940452
You are a roastie and need to leave immediately.
Do you really love him or you just have this as a fetish? Because if you do like him you should HELP him to get better. Help him, convince him to get help and be heathy.
At least this is what I would do. Depression is not romantic. It's a shitty disease that ruins your life and ruins the life of people you love.
>yfw OP is going to end up a practice gf
Don't worry guys, karma will sort everything out in the end.
>>29940574
Tfw when you look like the dude on the right except sunken eyes dark circles look like a crackhead stubble and balding also clinically depressed and refuse to go outside due to hair loss
just fuck me up senpai, every time I look in the mirror I see an ugly nigga that could have been cute
>>29941373
I don't really have a fetish, I just like him a lot. I want to help but it's quite difficult.
>>29941422
>I just really like him a lot, ew he's not a Chad, I don't like Chads at all xD
>>29940792
If a guy is ever found attractive by a girl, then he's automatically a Chad.
Fuck you
>>29940556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fh9IOlUlWU
Send him this vocaroo please and let him know Lynn didn't forget about him yet.
>>29942368
>chads are getting this orbited by """""FEMBOTS""""""""
fucking kill me now senpai
>>29940556
add me on snapchat: basketballsoul
or kik: Stuiexx
>>29940852
>"you're shitting up the board with your garbage thread."
Hahahahaaha mate this board is already fucking terrible. The only worse board is /b/ don't kid yourselves robotfaggots you know I am right.
>>29940556
hi my name is alex im skinny and have self esteem problems
>>29943116
and yet you are here
why
>>29941410
Then you don't look like him. WTF are you on about.
>>29940556
Please stop
This shit is the reason I don't try to better myself because I keep hoping I'll find someone like you
