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Yo It's My B-Day
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Hey R9K, today is my b-day! Hooorrraayyy!

I am not sure what to exactly do for my birthday. It's a tough thing being a robot sometimes. So I thought I'd ask you guys what you'd think. Some requirements;

1) I rarely leave the house. So something not too intimidating, *(I'm scared of bars)

2) Has to be able to be done by myself. I don't have friends.

3) Under 100 bucks.

Thanks for the help guys. (>^-^)>
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Go buy a 6 pack of beer and some pizza.
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Rape-Murder-Suicide
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>>29940356
Happy birthday anon!
How old are you now?
You should get a nice plate of your favorite food and watch some movies
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>>29940356
CHINESE TAKEOUT DUDE
Order some lo mein, bourbon chicken, Mongolian chicken, and general tso's. Truly heaven on earth.
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Cop an 8th of bud and go watch a good movie
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You can stop sounding like a faggot for one. Otherwise I'd just recommend ordering some food and watching a movie. Maybe if you're feeling generous splurge and buy a video game or something.
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Buy LSD and order a pizza

This will be the first night of your life
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No idea on what to do as fellow robot however would like to wish a happy birthday and hope you enjoy your day
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>>29940356
Happy birthday anon

I'm in a similar situation to you,on my birthday I just went for a walk
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Shoot up a frat house? I dunno senpai, get creative
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>>29940356
How mad would you robots be if OP was the girl in the pic?
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>>29940356

Good taste anon, happy b-day
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Can you drive? That's what I've been doing for my birthdays for the past 5 years or so. I'll just go out and drive around for the day with no destination in mind except for a general area that I would like to explore. All it costs is gas and food.
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>>29940429

I'm turning twenty three. Yeah I could go out and watch a movie that is a great idea. I haven't been to a movie theatre in years, I won't look like a weird guy going there by myself though right?

>>29940470

Chinese food, I'll do it. ^-^

>>29942136

...I can probably do this. I can borrow a car from my parents.
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I am going to try to make it a good day for myself. I think one of the things that makes it really really tough being a robot is that you don't get the high points in life, just the low points plus the mediocre.

I'm glad I can come on here though. It's a nice reprieve, you guys know I appreciate peeps posting. It made my day.

Here is another qtpie.
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happy birthday anon! where are you from? there's probably some cool regional shit to do, head into a big city if that's your thing, a beach maybe.

a good drive around is nice. if your relationship with your parents is good you could definitely spend the day with them, if theyre cool theyll make you feel loved and all that.
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>>29940356
Here's some birth advice, don't use emoticons you look like a brain dead faggot. Happy birthday order pizza and get some beer.
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>>29940385

honestly the best answer
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>>29940356

Get yourself some ecstasy my man. Cheap and awesome.
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>>29941007
>>29942205
>>29940356

These girls are made for breeding. Someone need to capture them and teach them their supposed way of life, to be cum dumpsters for men.
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Have a good one, Anonymouse. :)
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happy birthday!! hope you have a fun day!
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