How can I go about meeting a NEET GIRL? I'm not the WORST looking dude (solid 7.5/10) and pretty social when it comes to getting to know people. I want a minimum wage waifu who I can play vidya with and we can go out to bars and fall in love. How can I get one of these girls?
>>29939891
ambush them when they leave their homes to go buy more noodles
>tfw this was my gf in highschool
It's a damn shame we broke up and I never got anywhere close with a girl ever since
>>29939891
>NEET GIRL
You'll meet one the same way a girl will meet a NEET guy. Never.
You think NEETs leave their houses?
>>29940034
>You think NEETs leave their houses?
This. You need to be mutual friends with one of their few friends, it's how I met my last girlfriend.
>had only two friends
>NEET for over 3 years
>no driver's license
>leaves the house maybe twice a month, if that
You cannot meet these people unless they decide to online date - very rare - or through friends - which they have very few of.
ill be ur neet gf op
>>29939891
Sauce please
You want this shit original? Fuck you, I sucked a dick once and raped a girl.
tfw no NEET bf to watch cartoons with and have gross rough sex with
>>29940342
true for the most part except even the NEETest NEET girls go out for survival purposes. It's possible to catch them at grocery/convenience stores, *rare* the library or the mall/supermarket. Depending on the age they're probably with their mom and if not then with the one or two close friends they have. Mall and library is pretty rare 'cause, you know, Netflix/Amazon/Internet.
But knowing their friends is the best way because they won't have their guard up so much if you can catch them in more casual social situations.
>>29940640
They're so guarded though, my ex was like a block of ice in public, gave absolutely no one the time of day. If people talked to her - which a few men did - she would just straight up ignore them and walk on by.
>>29940442
boy or girl idc
contact or say country pls
>>29939891
>NEET
>minimum wage
>>29940397
The picture is a girl from Oshiete! Galko-chan but the description is made up.
>>29939891
>tfw no neet gf to cuddle and help each other
>>29939891
>How can I go about meeting a NEET GIRL?
>I want a minimum wage waifu who I can play vidya with
Impossible, since she won't be NEET if she's working minimum wage.
>>29939891
They work at shitty retail establishments. Girls who work there always look a good 3 points worse than they actually are. And they all desire neetdom. In my experience anyway.
>>29939891
>and we can go out to bars and fall in love
You might have a problem there
>>29940901
good point though. If they have jobs that's a good place to meet them especially if you work there or frequent that particular store.
>>29940691
how the hell did you get on her good side?
>>29940982
You will never meet a NEET that has a job.
>>29941026
>>29940836
NEET has now become synonymous with shut in, I guess.
>>29940991
Introduced through friend of a friend. They'll never give randoms a chance.
>>29939891
Post original pham
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
>>29939891
Image source OP? Google image searchraku returned with how to make paper aeroplanes.
>>29940640
>Depending on the age they're probably with their mom
I still hang out with my mother all the time as an adult. I'm the closest relative so she asks me to tag along for random outings all the time. Whenever I have errands to do I will often ask her to tag along as well.
>Having close friends
>>29941026
true. i think i forgot the deifnition of NEET lol..
How do I know if she really is a NEET or not?
What do I do if I figure out she is a NEET? Do I follow her or something?
My patterns in society are different compared to my patterns at home. What if she's the same?
I'm gonna need a strict guide here.
Sadly most neetgirls tend to exist on chan sites and those girls tend to be attention whores.
The prime pickings for neetgirls were about 5-7 years ago before more normies came to 4chan/chan knockoffs.
Pic related, neet girl from 5 years ago on 99chan.
>mfw I'm a NEET girl browsing this thread
I havnt left my house in 6 weeks and would guess it's about 5-8 times this year so far
If you bumped into me in public two things would happen
You would be repulsed by my ugliness or I would be too afraid to talk to you.
>>29940982
You realise NEET means: Not in Education, Employment or Training ?
What you are looking for is basically just a shy, somewhat shut-in GF,
who still leaves the house to work.
>>29941455
Does she have a Job, is going to School or is in Training? Yes? Then she is not a NEET.
>>29941728
The difference is that a NEET gf has zero expectations for your occupation, else is a hypocrit
>>29941514
So do you play video games? I need a ugly gf so I can start a family. I'm an ugly male NEET.
>>29941757
I play video games for most of my day yes
>>29941514
most important question:
virgin or not?
>>29941756
But OP wanted a "minimum wage waifu", if she works, she is not a NEET.
Get your terms right OP.
>>29941774
Perfect. Do you want to be my NEET gf?
>>29941756
>The difference is that a NEET gf has zero expectations for your occupation
That's a big implication
>currently NEET
>normalfag at heart
>could get a normie gf if I wanted
>want a NEET girl or something similar instead
>know it would be a bad idea for both me and her
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>29941795
Yes I'm a virgin
>>29941807
Idk anon, i don't know much about you
>>29941839
Well, I'm ugly and NEET. I play video games and I go on 4chan a lot and I'm a virgin also.
That sums it up. We're perfect for each other.
>>29941514
Do you wear glasses?
How much do you weigh?
What's your favorite movie?
>>29939891
I've dated a girl exactly like the one in the picture.
It didn't end well
>>29939891
Just try anon and be confident, you'll find her soon :)
>>29940640
> NEET girls
>with the one or two close friends
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you are not a NEET if you have friends
>>29941044
or quirky normie
>>29941856
yes but im fat so no anon wants me, sorry
there's reasons im a virgin
>>29941862
I wear glasses, cant see things further than 4m
I am overweight, sorry anon
I like sword of the stranger, inglorious basterds and the end of evangelion
>>29941906
I think you're getting NEETdom and robotism confused. Even Sato from Welcome to the NHK had friends.
>>29939891
Only NEET robot girls that exist are either fat as fuck or extremely ugly. Any woman who is remotely attractive has already received so much attention and privilege in life that humility, decency, and common respect is thrown into the garbage can.
>>29941926
I don't care how fat you are. I just want to share my life with a woman but I'm too ugly to meet one in real life.
>>29941968
youre in the minority then, nice.
so what happens now?
>>29941926
l like fat girls.
>>29941978
Where do you live? What games do you play?
>>29941996
I live in Australia and play world of tanks right now to grind out and pass time
I will likely swap to another game when world of tanks begins to bore me.
>>29941978
how old are you?
and post pic (i know you're not going to do this)
>>29941996
should also mention iv'e just started pokemon crystal
>>29942031
I am 19, idk about posting pic anon.
Last time I posted a pic of my face it didn't end so well.
>>29942017
I live in NY and I mostly play on consoles because I dislike playing games on my PC. My favorite game to play is Rock Band. I'm really good at guitar and pro keys. I can play that game for hours. For multiplayer, I play Overwatch on the PS4.
On the PC, I mainly play Starcraft 2 but I suck at it. I mainly play it because I liked Starcraft.
>>29941926
I like girls with glasses, I guess I have some sort of glasses fetish.
Anyways, good luck to you, I'm sure you're not as bad as you think!
>>29942105
thank you anon, I am but i'm sort of ok with it.
>>29942070
I bought Pokemon Y but never made it far because I found it boring. I usually just play a hacked game off of a Supercard that randomized the starter Pokemon and makes the game harder. I prefer Dragon Warrior Monsters to Pokemon.
>>29942143
I saw dragon warrier monsters somewhere and thought about it
Im by no means a big pokemon fan, I played a lot of diamond but only really emulate them these days to pass time.
>>29942079
Male? How old are you?
>>29942170
Yeah, I'm male and 25 years old. I just want a gf I can NEET it up with and then eventually get a job to support her.
I graduated college and ever since have been a NEET.
>>29942163
>>Im by no means a big pokemon fan
>>29942017
>Australia
L O N D O N
No but really what state
Original thirstpost
>>29942668
I'm south of Melbourne,Victoria
>>29942695
>melbourne
Sounds about right guess I'll just go down to the pub and hang myself for the amusement of some bogans
Fucking rural QLD a shit
>>29942723
I'm coming to noosa for a week in august. I can't stand the weather enough to stay though.
Iv'e always wanted to go to cairns for the tank museum there. Iv'e already been to the AWM so after that iv'e seen it all in Aus.
>>29942017
Not the anon you were speaking with, I'm just some stupid ausfag too. Where do you go when you go outside? Is it just straight to the shops/some appointment or do you hang out in public places like a library? I want an idea of where I can find NEET girls, I want to try and find and befriend a girl soon once I build up the courage who isn't a stacy. Unfortunetly every girl I see in the city is a stacy and probably wouldn't go to arcades with me, let alone talk to me.
>Not choosing the superior waifu
You fucked up, backa deysu senpie.
>>29942738
>I'm coming to noosa for a week in august.
>literally visiting where I live
Reeeeee fuck you don't say things like that or you'll get my hopes up only to have them crushed when I remember that I'm not chad so no female ever will touch me.
>>29942763
If you wanted superior waifu you should have posted a picture of Galko
>>29942749
I live right next to a library and a cinema so I go to those very infrequently.
I go to appointments mostly, there are some $2 stores near me so I walk down there once every other month to buy random shit.
>>29942801
well im staying with my one friend, shes in cooroy to be more specific.
I mean it's my plan lol, i'm about to book the flights.
>>29942827
F-Fuck off we're full
>>29942888
it's a visit anon, your trips can't stop me from coming over for 5 days
What episodes are Smelly-chan in? I dled the first 3 eps and haven't seen her yet besides in the background. In wikipedia it says she's stalked due to having big boobs.
>>29942936
>your trips can't stop me from coming over for 5 days
>implying that my trips won't persuade kek to have your plane get crashed by a big guy, with no survivors
Speaking of flights though there's a shop just down the road from one of the airports that mostly just sells alternate cover variations of #1 issue comics. It's the only thing that I go outside for besides having to buy food. If you're a comic fag or something it's a nice store.FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT A FEMALE I CAN'T CALL MYSELF A ROBOT IF WOMEN TALK TO ME WITHOUT EXPRESSING ONLY DISGUSTREEEEEEEE
>>29943022
>trips then dubs
fuck, im a goner
its /r9k/ anon, there's girls here who are going to talk to you scattered among the stacies and attention sluts. I bet youv'e talked to a girl on here before but they (like I usually do) didn't disclose their gender because we just want to talk to people and post about stuff, like you guys.
I'm not really into comics other than twd tho :/
>NEET
>minimum wage
>bars
These don't really go together, OP.
>tfw no bf/husbando to pay all the bills, cuddle me at night, and let me be a vidya playing NEET
>>29943079
>>tfw no bf/husbando to pay all the bills, cuddle me at night, and let me be a vidya playing NEET
But you can get one literally by asking guys out as long as you're not after chad. Literally just take your pick of STEM degree autists and ride the money train for life.
Pro tip having some housewife skills first will make you literally garunteed to get a provider husband.
>>29942820
Thanks anon. I don't really have any two dollars stores in my town or any in the city that I know of. I generally don't like going to places like libraries either because I feel like I'd be annoying people if I wanted to ask them to suggest books I should read. I'm probably not going to find any shut-in type girls anytime soon.
Maybe one day a random girl on a train will start talking to me and we become best friends.i wish.
>>29943132
I ride trains sometimes to just read books, its really calm and peaceful.
fuck I need some melbourne friends maybe.
>>29943060
>>trips then dubs
>fuck, im a goner
Even better, I got 123 here >>29943123
The big guy is coming for you, praise kek. Maybe you'll be safe if you wear a mask. I'm not sure what would give you immunity to death by baneposting.
>>29943153
doesnt count on the 123 since it wasnt directed at me, nice try baneposter.
>>29943123
I have great domestic skills. Also, guys who want a housewife typically want kids too, which I don't. Also, I'm Asian, which makes it hard to filter out genuine guys apart from guys that want practice gf or to cross something off their list of sexual conquests.
>tfw highly submissive, but have to suppress it so as not to attract yellow fever fetishists
>>29943168
>doesnt count on the 123 since it wasnt directed at me
Guess I've doomed two different NEETS then.
Nice smug anime though.
>>29943180
>>tfw highly submissive
Disgusting, into the trash it goes
>asian
REEEE YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
I bet you're in fucking brisbane too
>>29943203
smug anime is best anime
>>29943150
Yeah I agree. I always enjoy the train rides home when I leave work.
>>29943225
mfw no one to ride trains with, lean on and hold hands.
>>29943208
>smug anime is best anime
Agreed, it's the best thing to add to any post because it makes normies fly into a huge rage
>>29943284
smug lyf
>>29943291
original smugpost
>>29943208
>>29943284
>>29943291
>>29943313
AND YOU'VE GOT
PICTURES TO EDIT
BUT IN YOUR DREAMS
YOU CAN POST THEM ON REDDIT
IN YOUR DREAMS
YOU ARE CANCER
>>29943260
Iktf. If some random girl fell asleep on me while on a train ride I would intentionally miss my stop just to endulge in this feel until she woke up. I saw a girl lean on a guy this morning and it looked so cute.It turns she either passed out or had a seizure of some sort. She was okay, thankfully.
Check these doubles smugs, famfam.
>>29943351
ride the train with me anon, I want to fall asleep on you ;___;
>>29943357
AND ALL YOUR SHITPOSTS WILL END
AND ALL YOUR SHITPOSTS WILL END
I WANT YOU OFF MY INTERNET
AND ALL YOUR SHITPOSTS WILL END
>>29943351
>Iktf. If some random girl fell asleep on me while on a train ride I would intentionally miss my stop just to indulge in this feel until she woke up.
>tfw you will never be chad enough that cute girls will try to approach you in a really autistic way like pretending to fall asleep on you
>>29943357
I couldn't find the smug I wanted so I went and cropped it myself. Enjoy this fresh smug OC
>>29943406
>>>/facebook/
>>29943180
You sound perfect.Please be in Brisbane.
>>29939891
>tfw the girl in the image is literally a 2D animu gril version of yourself
>>29941044
NEET literally stands for 'Not in Education, Employment, or Training'.
As a NEET I'm triggered as fuck that faggots don't get this.
>>29943434
Nah the difference is that the anime girl isn't a tranny faggot like you probably are.
>>29939891
Whoever made the chart that pic is from needs to be killed as violently as possible.
>>29943400
You can fall asleep on me if you want.
Attention! If you are:
Female
Skinny
Australian
NEET/failure in general
You should be my gf.
>>29943434
You are nothing like her you degeneratebecause all those personality traits are made up and she's actually a sweet, quiet, busty. tall girl with bad posture to hide her height
>>29943400
O-okay. Come to Brisbane in Australia and then we can ride trains all day and make stops to go to asian bakeries and to get ice cream.
>>29943524
i wish anon, i cant afford to move :(
>>29943517
>>29943524
>lives in brisbane
>doesn't already have his FREE asian gf
Shit dude you must have fucked your life up something fierce, whenever I go into brisbane even the fattest of neckbeards I see have asian qts
>>29943427
Nope. And you said you didn't like submissive girls anyway. Plus, I want someone reasonably attractive and can afford to let me be a NEET. You sound like a typical 4chan autist.
>inb4 "I'm a 7-8/10"
IME guys severely overrate themselves. Put some fucking effort into your appearance, like the girls you think you deserve but actually don't. Exercise, hygiene, haircut, fashion, etc.
>>29943571
Come to Chicago and you can have the honor of being my gf.
>>29943571
>Nope. And you said you didn't like submissive girls anyway.
That was me. I am not >>29943427 . He's some other thirstlord with shit taste :^)
> I want someone reasonably attractive
TL Note: Reasonably Attractive means "Chad"
>>29943608
Nah. I'm sexy as fuck and I'm certainly not a Chad.
>>29943571
>tfw loser NEET, but attractive
I need to get a sugar mummy
>>29943570
I don't live in Brisbane, I live on the Fraser Coast. Its too hot and I want to die everyday. One day I'll move to Tassy or NZ.
>>29943623
>I'm certainly not a Chad.
Are you going to present even a single fact to back that up?
>>29943635
>I need to get a sugar mummy
If you're attractive just bee urself in the right places and you'll get one, it's that easy. I'm not sure where 'the right places' are, but I'd say anywhere where business women gather.
>>29943680
I don't live anywhere where business anybody will be
>>29942017
>tfw you stopped messaging me
>tfw I don't care because you aren't even in the same hemisphere
>tfw no LONDON
>>29943604
>honor
Stop with the snarky fake redpill confidence. I only ever wanted to be submissive/sexual with guys that were genuinely nice and considerate to me. Even an autistic girl like me can tell when a guy just wants in my pants.
>>29943608
4chan Chad haters remind me of this morbidly obese guy that always called girls shallow but at the same time was super fat and stank to high heaven. Yeah, bro, girls are shallow and it's totally not your bitter, unwashed, ungroomed, stank ass that makes them not want to date/fuck you.
>>29943699
im still here anon, didnt go anywhere
>>29943711
Not talking about in this thread, pretty sure I emailed you a while ago.
>>29943702
>Yeah, bro, girls are shallow and it's totally not your bitter, unwashed, ungroomed, stank ass that makes them not want to date/fuck you.
Why the fuck are you here making everyone know how much of a vagina you have when the ONLY type of men that post here are the kinds that will disgust you?
I don't hate chad.
I don't hate women wanting only chad, it's biologically expected.
What I hate is women going to places where chad ISN'T and posting about how much they love chad and how all the non-chads are disgusting.
Fuck off, we don't need constant reminding of the truth about what type of men females like.
Also I like how your argument total falls apart if the person you're talking to doesn't fall within that massive slew of insults you threw at me. But I guess you don't need an argument when you have the genetic get out of jail free card between your legs.
>>29943746
honestly anon..
I'm sorry.
I had shit to do and by the time I remembered I felt it was too late so I didn't.
It was 2 nights ago.
>>29943799
Nah 8 days ago wew
Are you em
>>29943802
you stopped responding to me!
>>29943799
>>29943818
>NEETbot exposed for having orbiters
Top laff, as expected of a female posting here
>>29943561
Throw some clothes into a backpack and jump on some trains to get here (assuming your here in Australia). I could even get you a job here.Maybe someday our dream of finding someone we can ride trains with will come true.
>>29943570
I'm >>29943524.
>Shit dude you must have fucked your life up something fierce, whenever I go into brisbane even the fattest of neckbeards I see have asian qts
No idea where abouts you are in Brisbane but I'm usually around the Central station area and I never see that. There's only been two girls my entire life who have activley tried talking to me. One of them shit talks about people with me and the other sometimes plays games with me and most likely only talks to me every now and again out of pity. Both are kind people and I wouldn't have a chance with either. Every other girl I've spoken with seems to hate me for whatever reason. I'm too autistic to know how to talk to girls properly. A lot of Asian girls also want white guys, unfortunetly I'm Asian, and not the good kind like Chinese/Japanese/Korean that girls usually want.
>>29943818
This is autism. I sent the last message.
>>29943843
I like chatting online, faggot.
>>29943860
I have no unresponded emails.
>>29943860
>This is autism. I sent the last message.
But anon, that image is blank.
Are we posting blank images now?
>>29943854
>unfortunetly I'm Asian
Ah I see, you fucked your life up something fierce then. Sorry m8 you were doomed from birth.
>>29943881
Bullocks, you do now.
>>29942017
Wanna play CoH together? You have to get good enough to 1v1 me though.
>>29943957
which one are you suggesting?
>>29943798
>waaah, women only want Chads
Chads aren't my type, but they're better than bitter fucks like you. Maybe work on your appearance, personality, humor, and confidence and you might be able to get a qt.
And I prefer cute to hot. I want a nice guy, not a Nice Guy. Pic related, I'd date him if he was funny, genuinely nice, and wasn't too big of an autist.
>>29943975
The original, 2 is trash.
>>29944017
>but they're better than bitter fucks like you. Maybe work on your appearance, personality, humor, and confidence and you might be able to get a qt.
>all these assumptions
Thanks for the laugh
>>29943881
Sent you another message senpai
>>29944046
hell yeah anon, do you play any mods?
>>29944017
be my yoko ono familia
>>29944111
I used to quite a while back, but now I just play the occasional game against the AI when I'm bored. Playing against people is impossible because Straya ping causes too many people to just drop when they notice.
>tfw no bf to escort me outside because I'm too scared to go alone.
>>29944211
G I V E C O N T A C T
I
V
E
N
O
W
>>29944141
id be down to play some, definitely
how should I contact you?
>>29944211
>tfw no gf to give me a reason to ever go outside
>>29944252
Steam: Fucking Degenerate
>>29944256
>>29944240
>Assuming it's a girl
You guys are gonna be fucking surprised when you see it's a guy, you don't even know how many gay people want a bf to protect them
>>29944288
/r9k/ is full of fags and has been for a long time. That'd be no surprise.
>>29943680
Saying I'm not a Chad, process I'm not a Chad. No Chad would even use that term.
>>29944288
A bf is fine too if he's cute and has a nice dick anon. This is prison gay the board m8.
I just want someone to cuddle with all day, I'm sure a NEET gf would give great cuddles.
>>29943702
It's got nothing to do with fake confidence. Just being flippant. Don't take it so seriously
>>29944299
*proves
Is what was I meant to say
>>29944287
im gonna go have a short nap, will add you after
>>29943854
Are you a qt Asian though
>>29944861
No.
Originalurururu.
>>29945189
Stop lying anon
I bet you have qt Asian eyes
>>29945231
Epicanthic slopes are gross
>>29945265
Post your eyes pls
>>29944317
This. I don't even care about gender any more, I just want someone who will cuddle me and be nice to me ;__;
>>29945231
I don't have qt eyes tho.
>>29945318
>replying to my hour old post
wew
M-Maybe we could cuddle and be nice toeach other?
>>29945319
>double eyelids
Welp
>>29939891
Tomboy is the best girl get out of here with that dumpy under tale liking shit
>>29945367
As I said in my previous post, I'm not the kinda of asian that people want. Please kill me.
>>29945344
maybe we could
but you're probably not in michigan or anywhere close
>>29945547
Nope, I'm one of the Ausfags
Sorry m8
>>29939891
>undertale
I'd rather kill myself.
>solid 7.5/10
bold statement
>>29945376
this. undertale = automatic drop
>>29945596
;__;
well i hope you find a cuddly aussie pal
>>29945754
>junkrat
My fucking nigga, best and only overwatch worth playing.
In fact I didn't buy the game because I'd only ever play Junkrat. Instead I bought and regretted buyingBattleborn.
>>29939891
DUMPY GRILL BEST GRILL
>>29945615
>>29945635
there's a difference between liking undertale and being part of the obnoxious undertale fandom.
there are a ton of people who have played and enjoyed the game but have no further interest in it, least of all as a means to express their identity.
which you retards would know if you didn't form all of your opinions about things you've never experienced from threads you read on 4chan.
>>29945779
if you wanna play video james email me
[email protected]
>>29943571
dumpy gf best gf but screw the NEET part.
If you haven't had boys distracting you all your life, shouldn't you at least have time to be moderately successful.
>providing betabux to a leechy dependent
>2016
>>29946094
>tfw i'd do literally anything to be a house husbando
>>29946185
honestly your best chance at that is to be a gay twink+ trophy husbando (catamite).
A relative of mine is a gay investor/playboy. I have observed this behavior.
...
Or better, get a job, and only date women that have good jobs. That's the path to success.
>how can I get one of these girls
Its amazing how many times I've thrown myself out there, but been turned down pretty much every single time because I'm not a perfect 10/10. Robots have impossibly high standards.
>>29946297
Here's my first test standard:
What is your yearly income before tax?
>>29946297
>Its amazing how many times I've thrown myself out there, but been turned down pretty much every single time because I'm not a perfect 10/10.
Nice lie anon, but robots will accept any virgin that's 4/10 or higher. Even fine with fatties as long as they're willing to become healthier.
Oh, and no mental problems along the lines of Bi-Polar or Histronic
>inb4 wanting a virgin is too high of a standard
>>29946244
>honestly your best chance at that is to be a gay twink+ trophy husbando (catamite).
where can I find a rich gay daddy to shower me with love and money?
>>29946297
Either you're lying or male.
>>29946407
it's a whole culture dude, just do some googling.
Fetlife would direct you to events specific to that as well.
>>29946469
fetlife is scary though, i don't wanna get passed around at an aids orgy
>>29946546
uuuh fetlife is way safer than most entries into that community because it prevents hookup spamming in exchange for directing you to public events.
