> dad thinks you're a virgin so he tells you to get an escort over the weekend when he and my mom go on vacation
I don't know, I'm really weirded out by it..He said a lot of them are clean but I don't want to get aids. the whole thing made me uncomfterble..advice?
Are you a virgin tho
tell him to give you neetbux for it and then spend that on onaholes and lube
>>29939225
This tbhwymf
>>29939225
The pic is a girl that's on backpage in my city. There's hotter ones too.. It seems tempting, but I have a felling that it's really bad advice and not to go through with it.
>>29939188
You could just wear a condom
>>29939188
get your neghole all pozzed up asap so you don't have to worry anymore about catching it from a woman
>>29939264
brandon, i hope you've been drinking and you're not thinking rationally. those girls are disgusting and nothing but loose and full of STD's. your dad's a really shitty person to recommend this to you.
>>29939330
plus who knows how many of these "girls" are actually police. you can get arrested, killed, or robbed.
>>29939188
You're lucky you have a dad who will even address this.
My parents just assume I have no sexual or emotional needs at all because those things make them uncomfortable.
>>29939330
Sex with a prostitute will never be same that as having sex with someone you love and care about. That's when you cum the hardest.
>>29939382
Easiest way to tell if one's a cop:
Tell them you want to take pictures. They will never, EVER let you do that. If she won't do pics, she's not worth your time(and is also probably a cop.)
>>29939428
Brandon, seriously. When you're fucking someone you care about it feels just as amazing as fucking a whore. She probably won't be as used up either.
>>29939428
>>29939524
I've heard things like this before.
>>29939482
But what if she isn't and just doesn't want me to take pics?
I'm a truck driver and I've fucked quite a few escorts across the country.
Avoid Backpage. It's full of fakes, scammers, undercover cops, etc.
Try a site like ECCIE.
>>29939524
>She probably won't be as used up either
>any girl over 18+ not being used up
dont listen to these people, Brandon. Order that hooker. make sure she's expensive too to be on the safe side.
>>29939694
i would listen to them. they're telling the truth.
many of those girls are pro fakers so you never know if you really make them cum or not B. who knows what you could get into. i'm just telling you the truth since im a felon. i know enough about bad people doing bad shit
>>29939778
what kind of father tells his son to get a prostitute? that's telling him to commit a crime.
>>29939778
>>29939852
I don't want to do it, but I've thought of it as a fantasy before.
Make sure it's a hot one. A lot of escorts I've met were busted as fuck. You can never be too careful.
>>29939778
I think the real question is what do you want B. Fuck those nigs saying you can't tell if she came she don't have to. This is about you B. If you want some no strings dirty fuckin sex go for it. Just remember to shout something funny right before you cum
>>29939188
Take the money and go ask some girls in your neighbour, a lot of young girls will fuck for money too.
ITT: Americans.
How does it feel to know nearly every other country in the world has legal, safe, clean prostitutes?
>>29939188
Johnfag here
>>29939631
In a nutshell, this is my advice
Personally I prefer the sites that are a bit more rigorous (like Preferred 411) but Eccie is fine.
My other bits of advice:
Any reputable hooker uses condoms for vaginal sex, since you're a newbie you should expect to use a condom. Many hookers do oral without a condom.
If there is a service you want, check her reviews to see if she does it. Don't talk about services during scheduling. Once you meet in person and sit down, then you tell her what you want to do.
>>29941441
>Solution to being an anti-social NEET is to "be confident"
T-thanks.. y-you too...
>>29939852
Why is prostitution illegal (and still 'immoral') while slutting isn't?
>>29939188
>dad thinks you're a virgin
Maybe he just thinks you need a good lay.
>He said a lot of them are clean
That's like saying a lot of the meals you have at Chipotle won't give you food poisoning. Still not really going to want to eat at Chipotle.
>>29942432
Only in Burgerland. Because you derive your laws from the bible.
If you're not comfortable, then don't force yourself to get into this stuff. Still, /r9k/ has some great escorts threads from time to time. I highly recommend it.
