ITT: Times you acted like the nightcrawler

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ITT: Times you acted like the nightcrawler 2016-07-14 05:00:01 Post No. 29939002
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ITT: Times you acted like the nightcrawler Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:00:01 Post No. 29939002 [Report]

>be me, lean and cunning predator
>looking for an assistant for my nighttime news gathering service
>i decided to stop fucking around and just flat-out try to become the movie character
>get very few replies to my craigslist ad
>pick the least qualified guy for an interview
>i arrange to have him meet me at the local denny's
>he's a young guy, clearly nervous
>explain to him that i run an up-and-coming youtube channel
>browbeat him about his past work experience
>flat out ask if he'd ever been a prostitute
>he stops me
>asks if I'm trying to do some kind of nightcrawler act
>can't really give him an answer
>just offer him a position as an intern
>he declines
>says something to the effect of "the guy from the movie wasn't like, 16, dude" as he walks out of the diner and gets in his car
>i just finish my glass of water and go catch the bus

Just for the record, I'm 22.

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:07:47 Post No.29939118
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:07:47 Post No.29939118 [Report]

>>29939002
>get up from computer chair
>water my plant

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:08:01 Post No.29939122
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:08:01 Post No.29939122 [Report]

>>29939002
>the guy from the movie wasn't like, 16, dude

anon you have to be 18 to browse this site

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:09:10 Post No.29939141
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:09:10 Post No.29939141 [Report]

>>29939002
this is a quality story OP. thank you for sharing your autism with us.

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:12:46 Post No.29939191
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:12:46 Post No.29939191 [Report]

>>29939002
Funny as fuck, just reading it. I wish I had something that out there to share, but I don't. Closest thing I can come to would be lies, and while I like to lie on occasion, out of respect for this tale it'd be nothing more than disgrace to lie.

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:14:37 Post No.29939218
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:14:37 Post No.29939218 [Report]

>>29939002
Reading this was super fucking cringed dude. Did you try to talk like him too? What made you want to act this autistic?

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:19:42 Post No.29939287
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:19:42 Post No.29939287 [Report]

>>29939218
>Did you try to talk like him too?

Yes, I leveraged my extensive vocabulary in order to increase my perceived intelligence, and therefore maximize my bargaining position, if that's what you're asking.

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:21:53 Post No.29939322
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>>29939287
Did you know I have never once swore in front of an employer?

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:22:00 Post No.29939327
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:22:00 Post No.29939327 [Report]

>>29939122
Oh shit. Remember that part where OP said this:
>Just for the record, I'm 22.

You can't read.

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:22:17 Post No.29939331
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:22:17 Post No.29939331 [Report]

>>29939287
I'm gonna sound like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys by saying this, but using big words dosent make you smarter, it just makes you look dumber when they realize how hard you're bullshitting

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Anonymous 2016-07-14 05:22:43 Post No.29939339
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>explain to him that i run an up-and-coming youtube channel

gg