>uncle anon, why doesn't mommy let me play with you?
>you are so nice and kind!
Because I cannot experience your pureness and love.
>>29938735
My sister doesn't have a kid...
Who the fuck are you?
>>29938951
>tfw you raped your imaginary sister and she still holds the grudge
>>29938983
>tfw you jacked off to your sister at least twenty times and you feel no guilt for it
I spend lots of my time with my niece. She's 13 though so it's fine.
>>29938735
Wait a second, they make Baja Blast in liters?
>>29939048
Does your niece have nice thighs?
>>29938735
I'm not him but your uncle is a piece of shit pedophile that should put to sleep forever
notthin personale kiddo
*teleports back to the anime world*
*fucks my 2d sluts*
To be continued...
>>29939098
Yes she does. Quarter-brown.
>>29938735
Because all the other family members wil play with you like they are one of you toys
They might be like a knight rescuing you or a maid helping a princess at tea time and pthers might be a dragon chasing you
Your uncle is a broken toy, meant to be thrown away.
>>29939137
Nice.
What about the other 3 quarters?
>>29939137
Does she have a sweet ass and have you touched it?
>>29939164
White I guess.
>>29939178
Sure, and she stopped sitting on my lap last year when it actually developed.
I don't think they make Baja in 2 liters.
Baja is a God tier drink, debate me.
>>29938735
My sister is like this. Her kids aren't allowed to be alone with me. My brother also doesn't let his gf be alone with me.
>>29939426
what's wrong with you anon? you need to keep your inner creep on the inside like the rest of us secret degenerates.
>>29938735
Because my nephew is as ugly and dumb as his stupid father.
I don't have contact with my sister, so i don't care about him. His birthday is coming up, but I prefer to stay the weird uncle who doesn't give two shits about him.
He will be a big beta loser like you guys. I will start caring about him when he turns 12 (He is 6 or 7 now). He lives 120 miles away though.
Maybe I can help him out and prevent that he becomes an autistic robot.
>Brother just got married.
>About to have a kid.
>It's a boy.
Oh...
>>29939608
>prevent that he becomes
def don't help him with his homework tho
