need a way to delete a FB convo
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ok robots, i know some of you are pretty smart... please help me out
>story of "asshole" and "chad" and beta me
>asshole and chad hate each other
>be friends with asshole first, but he'll only talk shit about chad all the fucking time
>i go with it for a while because i'm a beta pussy and i was desperate for friends
>also was jealous of chad, so i said some pretty nasty stuff myself
>later realize asshole is a shitty friend
>finally get to know chad and turns out he's pretty cool
>but i also find out much later that chad has anger issues; personally witnessed chad's violence over dumb shit
>suck up to chad because i don't want my ass kicked
>now chad thinks i'm his best friend
>trying to phase out from asshole since i've met chad, but asshole won't quit
>kept up our shit talk because i didn't want asshole to think anything really changed except that i got busier
>scared that asshole will find out i'm friends with chad and show him our fb convo
>chad will murder me if he sees this
>BUT, i can talk my way out of this if asshole doesn't have the evidence
i need a way to get rid of this convo from asshole's facebook account. i'm doing this on friday when asshole gets off from work. my plan is basically go to asshole's place to buy him a pizza and drinks and either
>a.) ask to use his computer to order the pizza and try to get him in another room like asking for a drink
>b.) ask to use his phone for a private call and delete convo from there
>c.) make an excuse to use his computer for last-minute "work", and use a USB hack or download some keylogger onto his computer under a different file name and let it run in the bg while i do bullshit tasks
any other suggestions or possible flaws in my plan??
i'm so desperate, this is what i fucking get for trying to be a normie...
Be honest, are you 14?
>>29938732
no i'm fucking 24, i get how socially retarded i am and how this sounds like highschool drama tier shit, i honestly didn't expect this but i guess this is what i get for living in a poor neighborhood
bump please i really need some suggestions
>>29938691
because i'm getting bullshit on my other thread: these people cannot be reasoned with.
>asshole is a manipulative fuck
>chad has thrown punches for less
>if i get rid of the evidence, asshole has nothing on me
>chad will just think asshole is being a jealous douchebag again if asshole tries to out me
>i'll fade out from both of them and find a job in the meanwhile, and move away where they won't know where i live
i just need ways to get asshole away from the computer for a few minutes to get rid of that fb convo
i should also mention chad used to be in a gang which is half of why i'm shitting my pants.
also, without surprise, asshole will blackmail me if he knows i want to get rid of the convo. especially since it involves chad
I vote option C. Just make sure you plan it out very well. Think of every scenario possible.
>>29940066
thanks, i'm trying. never done this keylogging thing before, so i hope if i happen to run it, asshole won't figure it out.
i'll probably do some long, boring task and hope that he'll go to the other room to eat his pizza or some shit. hopefully he won't want to stick around the whole time to monitor what i do for a living...
>>29938691
> DDoS his mommas vibrator
> When she comes angry running in his room to whoooop his ass go to his computer
>Hack the shit out of it
>????
>Profit
>>29938691
You should ask for his phone for a minute and hope messenger isn't locked
>>29940687
well thanks for the bump
fuck this original bullshit
>>29940735
well fuck. i'm already hoping he's using something i'm familiar with to navigate... i didn't know messenger can get locked
>>29940883
It can with 3rd party apps, but nowadays every norman can use them so good luck
get him blackout drunk and delete everything
>>29938691
I once did this bc I'm an autistic speed who became ashamed of admitting I liked a girl.
>change name on normiebook
>change a shit ton of the personnel info
>block chad and asshole
>delete account
Now if asshole wants to use the convo it's not anon saying shit it's Juan gordito. Change pic just in case but I'm pree sure when you delete you go grey.
>>29941060
i guess i'll see... worst case scenario, i'll pull out all my methods and see what happens.
>>29941112
need a good excuse to get him that drunk... he'd want to go out someplace before getting shitfaced.
>>29941188
i'd need to make a new account which might make chad suspicious but my last resort if all else fails. thanks anon
>>29941244
That's when you say
>I had fat teen pics on there or
>wanted to trim down my friends list without being a dick/that guy who announces it
>>29941382
that's a pretty good idea considering i've done that for my facebook profiles in the past. my current fb account has only been up since 2012.
thanks again anon
>>29941506
No prob my dude so what are ya gonna do for me?
>quid pro quo clarice
heh youre keylogger idea is your smartest one. but do it a little smarter. since hes your friend or you can get physical access to his computer, it would be really easy to run a remote access trojan on it, that way you can manipulate his computer once you get home, among other things.
>>29941575
> but do it a little smarter.
what's wrong with the keylogger?
thanks for the RAT suggestion though
