>Say something weird
>Pretend you were making a reference to a TV show or movie
>They won't bother to follow up on it
It's saved my ass many times.
>meet girl
>immediately friendzone her
>you lose the pressure of trying to impress and woo her
>she gets all bothered that you aren't trying to hit on her and tries to get you to
>if you wait long enough, she will be willing to fuck you
>or if you wait too long she moves on
if she was not interested in you at all, then she will keep you at the friendly level and you look better in the eyes of other women for not being 'creep', making your attractiveness level to them rise a tiny bit.
Save money, have atleast like 3 months of living in your bank account. You can walk away from any job if you start to hate it, and you can deal with almost any emergency that happens.
>>29938829
THISSS
FUCKIN LIFE HACKTFW CHAD LOOKS BUT DO THIS ANYWAY BECAUSE IT WERKSTFW I AM BLESSED BY THE GODS OF DRAMA AND SCORNED WOMEN NEVER START SHIT ABOUT ME
>close toilet lid before flushing
>prevent toilet water droplets beings sprayed over your bathroom and toothbrushes and shit
>no one will ever get mad at you or else they're a fucking barbarian
