What do you think heaven looks like anons?
>>29938608
>Free wi-fi
Because I shall never leave this place.
For me
>that lost sense of childlike awe and discovery all of the time
>lost loved ones
>sunshine
There's a tearfully happy feeling to it
I bet I'll still be whatever the equivalent of being a robot is up there. I'll be a robotangel.
>>29938608
Nothing, since it isn't real.
>>29938608
Not real so it looks like nothing stupid religious dumbass
>>29938678
>lost loved ones
wish this was true i'd kill myself
>>29938608
I think it's nothing. I think heaven is darkness, paradise a metaphor for sweet release. I thought about it. Why would it be some place happy, where you can party and waste your time? It can't have more food than you need, or it's gluttony. Can't have anything that can upset you, or it'd offer Wrath. Can't have anything you love, or it might set up for Pride. Can't have you interacting with other people, or it may make you envious. Can't have anything that could trigger Lust, whether it be Porn or People. Can't be relaxing, otherwise it'd be Sloth. Nor can you ever be allowed to want for things, otherwise it may lead to Greed.
So you'd have to isolate a person, removing them from any potential to feel these emotions and be cast down to hell. In that way, that really only leaves oblivion. In oblivion, people won't be able to feel negative emotions, but will still be given an after-life free of suffering.
I don't know, that's what I think, anyway.
>>29938608
No great thing is created suddenly.
>>29938608
A clean shaven butthole that is completely devoid of poop and perfectly sized for my dong.
>>29939513
TLDR
I don't care what heaven's like, as long as im not near the normies. I'd definitely prefer non existence after death tho
>>29940784
ploodo THE DOG
>>29938882
I bet it's full of Chads
Tfw you'll be a virgin forever eternity
>>29941204
Bah. Who cares. I bet humping clouds feels nice.
Heaven doesn't real. Life is like a flame, once snuffed out it is gone, yet the presence of life results in more life, even in death whose resonant embers promote and provide the means for other beings.
>>29938608
I don't know exactly what it would look like visually, but I imagine it being the physical manifestation of the feeling I get when I read Lord of the Rings.
>>29941438
Wow nice poem there Lord Byron. How's high school?
>>29941438
>Heaven doesn't real
>>29941438
This life is the holiest thing you will ever experience, and is the only thing you will ever experience.
To breathe, to witness and comprehend beauty of all that is the miraculous existence of reality around us, is the holiest gift any could receive.
Feel the grass between your toes, wind and air in your lungs, good food to be eaten, cool water on your skin or the comfort of warmth and safety. Discoverr the strength of your ample mind and body and know that you only have one shot you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
It's a place where you have no restrictions and are free to do whatever you please. It's in some way shaped to the individual. You can go there after your trial and rest, and nobody will bother you. It's like here, but without the parts you hate and with ten times what you like.
t. drunk
>>29941501
what is being a child like? honestly. letting go of reason sounds like a lot of fun
>>29938608
I think heaven would be fucking full of "motivational" shit and just absolutely fucking swarming with normies. Could Hell really be worse?
4chan but every post is dubs
>>29938608
Does it matter?
Not like many robots will get to see it.
>>29941992
I'm pretty sure you're confusing heaven and hell
No reason to mute me.
>>29938608
You'd think being a robot opens your eyes to the world. I guess you aren't red pilled enough if you believe a higher power wanted you to have a miserable life now and then put you in a "blessed" mental ward forever
