>girl i'm going on date with tomorrow just texted me out of blue "Excited to see you!!! *heart face*
>says she wants to do something lowkey around town and chill at her house a while later
>she says I'm "very" attractive god only knows why
Should I buy a pack of condoms? What are my chances of losing my virginity assuming I don't go turbo autist?
I doubt anything will happen because I'm a beta fuck but I'm thinking there's a real shot here. What say you?
>>29937542
Can't hurt to have 'em, anyways.
how did you meet or set up the date?
>>29937542
It's always a good idea to keep a condom on you at all times. You never know.
90%
Definitely buy condoms
Sounds like she's physically attracted to you. You are a Chad in her eyes. You have very minimal work to do. Just act chill and treat her like a friend and initiate some touch.
She wants to bang and she hopes you're not retarded enough to not bang her.
Let's be honest, a lot of guys are retarded enough to waste chances like this. I'm not saying it's easy, but try to have sex with her without fucking anything up. She already decided she wants to, so don't change her mind.
>>29937542
Get some fucking condoms brah man!
>>29937589
>treat her like a friend
Terrible advice. Treat her like a girl you wanna fuck. That's what she is.
Don't buy condoms
tell her you're allergic and hopefully she's horned up enough to go raw
it feels better
>>29937579
Tinder
We've been talking two weeks. She messaged me first. We didn't talk at all last week because my phone didn't send a message and glitched or something. I texted her yesterday and I was paranoid she was ghosting me but turns out she was actually the one thinking she fucked up and wondering if she did something wrong and was scared to message me can ya believe it. I didn't know women even think this way.
Long story short I messaged her first time in a week and she messaged back RIGHT away and we set up a date plan right then and there.
>>29937570
They're expensive at my local 711. You can only buy them in multi packs for $15 or so and I have to get Magnum which costs more. I gotta be absolutely sure.
I don't have a job and am a poorfag upcoming college student so I don't want to just buy stuff that I won't use.
>>29937589
But why
I'm a manlet
>>29937542
>don't buy condoms
>make her vagina a goopy mess
>she slides on the floor like a snail and your cum is her slime trail
>have fun being a dade robro.
>>29937684
>Tinder
>that story
You fucking faggot nice humblebrag thread. Unless you actually are this braindead autistic and oblivious in which case YES SHE WANTS TO FUCK. She's pretty much already made up her mind. All you have to do is not be a total faggot for a couple hours and wait until you get back to her house. Good luck, and definitely buy those condoms.
>>29937542
>uses lowkey
You are aware that she is most likely fucking Tyrone as we speak aren't you?
>>29937684
BUY THE FUCKING CONDOMS YOU ASSHAT
>>29937684
you did good bro sounds like you've gotten lucky enough for this girl to somehow become infatuated with you.
you now have to put on the chad routine don't try too hard and don't reveal your power level. also initiate the touching and roll from there
and buy condoms for fuck sake
>>29937733
She didn't say lowkey. I just used that word because it describes what her date idea was (fuck around downtown, play pokemon go, smoke a bowl, go to her house and maybe have beers). No high stakes fancy dinner bullshit. Idk if she's a coalburner. Liberal so who knows...
>>29937542
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE
GO BACK TO NORMIEBOOK
but why? but why? you got a date fagget so you're not a robot; a good portion of the poor fucks in this sub will never get any kind of hearts sent to them, never get any sort of acknowledgment by cute grills before they die
"manlet" is a meme, just like african american dicks are a meme (congoloid penises are proven smaller than west, central, south, east europe), just like forms of governments that have built superpowers and won wars "not working" is a meme- yes, the answer people are giving you is yes, just buy one, buy two and try putting one on if you want. you've gotten this far
maybe she's not a complete whore and cuddling and/or making out is what will happen; is that what you want? do you want more or less than that? just go man
>>29937760
>losing your virginity and not even enjoying it because you got cucked by the latexjew
DONT DO THAT
>2015+1
>falling for the latex jew
>not producing white offspring as you slam your gf rawdog
>>29937766
I can do that. When's the right time to do the touchy stuff? Or will I just know when the time comes?
>>29937760
I guess I will. What's the best brand? For reference 7 x 5.5 measurements so I'm guessing I need Magnum?
>>29937727
Dude I've never had sex or a gf in my entire life. This is the second date I've ever been on and the first one was more a "friends" thing. Maybe she's open to the idea but I don't want a rape charge thrown my way.
>>29937928
>7x5.5
Now I see that this is real, because he has an averaged sized penis for r9k.
It all makes sense now you see haha
>>29937928
OK you're just some awkward inexperienced kid. I can sympathize. She's definitely attracted to you and I'm sure even you know that. She's dropping subtle hints she wants to fuck. When a girl says she wants to chill at her house, that's code for "fuck". Anything you do will be pretty much fair game. Just act like Chad.
>>29937928
>still going through with the condoms
you fucking idiot fuck you
do whatever you want i guess
>>29937542
>condoms
literally don't. there's no STD that you can get from vaginal intercourse that a condom will prevent and your pull out game is most likely incredibly tight from years of stop-and-go masturbation. don't bother; hit it raw
also fuck off with this gay humblebrag thread
>>29937973
Not even memeing
I will post a pic if you so desire
>>29937988
I ain't ready to be a dad pham. I understand we need to continue the white race but let's wait a few years.
If she's on birth control then I'm rawdogging it
>>29937928
>When's the right time to do the touchy stuff?
you said she want's to chill back to her house at the end of the date. i mean come on dude it's sounds pretty obvious
you will know when to initiate touching when you get to her house. it will be pretty clear when things get tense assuming she wants sex of course
>>29938023
There won't BE a white race in a few years amigo.
>>29938023
PULL OUT WAY BEFORE YOU CUM AND LET HER FINISH YOU OFF
ALSO ABORTIONS FUCKING EXIST
You're making me mad because I'm trying to help you actually enjoy your first time and you're being a stupid cunt about it.
>>29938012
Yeah, condoms are just a scam, and excessive masturbation decreases the chances of premature ejaculation.
>>29937542
I'd leave em. Can look suspicious.
Get yourself a handie or a blowie then you're clear to bring rubbers next go.
>All images with bananas
A sign.
>>29938055
don't listen to these fucking idiots
you're way too inexperienced to go raw dont ever risk that shit with someone you've never even met
>>29938055
I don't know shit mane
Abortions and morning after pills are a thing you are correct. Sex ed told me pulling out didn't work but then again I don't know anything. Might just rawdog it and jizz on face/tits.
>>29938023
nigger just PULL OUT
precum doesn't contain sperm unless you haven't urinated since you last ejaculated
>>29938079
t. pre ejac pro
>>29938088
>Might just rawdog it and jizz on face/tits.
do this
>>29938088
Lol don't man this ain't porn
Don't be a nigger and end up being a baby daddy at 18 and having your life destroyed because you listened to some guy on 4chan
>>29938088
lmao have fun with child support bro
>>29938088
>>29938095
he's fucking trolling you! don't risk that shit
>>29938102
>>29938108
FUCKING IMPLYING SOME TINDER SLUT WANTS THIS RANDOMS BABY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WORST CASE SCENARIO SHE ABORTS THE BASTARD
SHUT THE FUCK UP CONDOMS SUCK OP WILL FEEL NOTHING
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
>>29938132
woah that's a lot of assumptions, how could you possibly know any of this?
she may be a whore fucking tyrone and is riddled with shit. she may be a psycho or any number of things.
don't risk that shit with anyone you don't personally know. that's my rule.
OP here
Yo guys rate this line
I replied to her text (in op) "Me too :) Friday can't come soon enough"
She says "I'm glad you're excited"
This is what I'm about to say "What guy wouldn't be excited to be with a girl as beautiful as you"
Good or beta?
>>29938312
So trite it might actually work
>>29938312
lol
corny yet smooth at the same time
>>29938339
>>29938323
coming on too strong?
should i change it?
>>29938361
Jesus Christ man quit fucking overthinking or you won't get anywhere. Drill it in your fucking head that she wants you to fuck her brains out and you can say almost anything at this point. Your line is kinda cheesy, but it's flattering and she already likes you so she'll love to be complimented back. It's not the worst line and it won't kill you.
Don't go full autist, keep it chill, just reply, yeah we'll have an awesome time!
That's it, the more you tell a girl wow you're so beautiful Im so lucky to have you, the more she believes that you are the lucky one to have her and the sooner she see you as someone she can manipulate. Tell her she looks great, that she's nice, but don't over do it. Save the beautiful for when you see her naked or when she dresses up for a dinner.
Don't fuck ti up you moron
>>29938361
Fuck no. Keep it. Go all the way and post screenshot.
>>29938312
idk, i wouldn't have sounded that excited, cause it usually puts them off, even when they're the ones doing it... would have just responded with
"Yeah same"
Gotta act like this, and she, isn't a really big deal. And based on how much she freaked out over thinking she lost you... you gotta always keep her trying to 'prove' her worth to you, that will keep her interest. The moment she knows she's yours, it's all over.
Good luck.
>>29938450
the moment she knows you're hers*
Also, yeah, this... >>29938424
>>29938450
>>29938424
How about this
"Yeah we'll have a lot of fun"
You know make it flirty a little bit with the whole "fun" thing
You guys are probably right.
>>29938430
More I think about more I think how desperate it sounds. Save the compliments for in person.
>>29938481
Well, it's too late to go back on your latest texts, but from here on out, take our advices, you get it. You got this mang.
>>29938481
no say "i cant wait! it's going to be so much fun! how many condoms should i bring?"
>>29938506
I didn't actually even send it yet lol
I'm just gonna do that and see where it goes. Try not to talk too much through text and wait until the date.
And still in person don't go overboard. Keep your cool, no girl likes an over thinker, keep that to yourself, Im an over thinker too, but the more I've learnt to play it cool the more girl I've had and the better relationships I've had. Girls don;t say it, bit the number one thing they want is confidence and overthinking is the opposite, you overthink cause you believe you're so lucky cause no one will ever pay attention to you again, block this. She's the lucky one, you are a fun, smart robot and you'll show her a great time
>>29938132
>hey anon remember that time we had sex without a condom for 2 minutes?
>y-yea?
>well im pregnant
>oh okay you can just abort it
>ohh no i don't believe in that so i've decided to keep it! and i expect full support!
life ruined bravo
>>29938424
>>29938450
>>29938521
OP this is some grade a advice you're getting. Don't fuck it up.
Post greentext after date m8. If you end up fucking up with this girl I vow to quit this website.
TFW you are hitch to robots.
I too used to suck with girls. Anyone want more advice?
>>29938587
When a girl says you're "cute" what does it mean?
Friendzone?
>>29938553
I just said "Yeah we'll have a lot of fun"
She hasn't said anything back yet but it hasn't been very long
Yeah sometimes you get decent advice on /r9k/.
I'm basically going to act like I have more options available and I don't need this girl more than she needs me. Show off the interesting side of me and act like I have a busy fulfilling life and all that. I'm actually much better talking in person than over text once I get comfortable around the person.
