What is your greatest achievement, /r9k/?
Cumming five times in a day
>>29937361
passing CA smog
>>29937361
landing on the moon
>>29937361
living this long
posting on 4chan for 24 hours straight killing every thread as I went
i have landed the object of my utmost desire on 3 separate occasions
great pussy two out of three times
>>29937361
Beating Battletoads.
>>29937361
Beat up a nigger in middle school, before they became a protected species so I got away with it.
Not leaving the house for 5 years.
>>29937433
beating god hand
>>29937442
Literally how?
This is literally a original post.
I 100% Hotline Miamion console
>>29937596
Holy shit bro I did that too
>>29937640
I'm working on HM2 but it's so hard I want to kill myself
>>29937706
I didn't even bought that yet. I am so utterly fucked right now with money that I cant justify buying anything full price
I took down a drunk guy who was beating his girlfriend at a gas station at 3 in the morning once
>>29937745
What's so tough about it is that they have a hard mode after you beat the game, and it disables lock on, as well as does a bunch of other stuff to generally inconvenience you. Lock on is basically a necessity on console.
Also
>tfw just narrowly avoided eviction
>tfw water shut off
>tfw internet and cable shut off
End my life please
>>29937442
How do you get your food?
>>29937832
Fuck man, I can't complain seeing you like this. I still take hot showers, plenty of food on the fridge and internet and netflix all the way.
>>29937925
This is the worst its ever been. Internet and cable have been gone for the past week, but water shut off only earlier today
>>29937361
100% Lego Star Wars 2
I successfully published a scholarly article on a subject that interests me in an academic journal
I lost over 100 pounds
I graduated college with a degree that includes a mix of passions and practicality
Got a career started in a field I don't hate working for a company that isn't shit, and get paid enough to lead an OK life
I live with a major mental disorder and manage to get out of bed most days and have functioned independently since I left home at 18.
If I type is out I feel like less of a failure piece of shit - I should watch that though, Iwouldn't want to get self-congratulatory and big headed though.
WE WAZ ASTRONAUTS N' SHIEEEEET
> Pushed a fatkid off a table he was laying on. Was funniest thing I've ever seen. Said, "I'm gonna fucking kill you" after, I said, "No you fucking won't Lucas".
> Won a lot of rowing races against my asshole teammates before I quit
>>29939190
kill niggers.
Wiping my bum bum without Mommy's help.
>>29937361
I made a delivery to a movie set in a remote location
Daniel Craig was in the movie and on set
After getting my delivery checked in, I saw Mr Craig exiting a porto-potty
I immediately entered the fiberglass and plastic portable toilet, the holding tank was nearly full to the seat, there was only one toilet on set
I Sat down on the still warm toilet seat and took a shit on top of 007's freshly laid turds
I got a gf once and lost my virginity.
A great achievement considering I'm a robot.
In 5th grade I was in the spelling bee, but they gave me a fucking Spanish word (Fiesta) and I didn't know Spanish so I got it wrong.
Fucking normies
>>29937361
I've become so jaded and cynical that a cute a sprightly young woman talked to me today and I didn't get nervous or drop my spaghetti or do anything other than get slightly annoyed that some kid thought she could bother me
>>29937361
I literally cannot think of one thing I've done in my life that I am proud of doing
I got into a pretty good college I guess, does that count? Doesn't even matter since I am failing
I have literally never done anything in my life outside of school stuff. I have NEVER done something to proud of, nothing
fuck
>>29941039
No you aren't a robot
At best you're now a cyborg
still being alive
reaching the ranked 1v1 top 100 in coh 2
