>teen girl knocks at my door
>she's going door-to-door selling chocolates for a fundraiser
>"p-please sir i-m raising money f-ff-or w-would you like to buy a chocolate bar"
>thinks to myself nigga i was your age once. they're like 4$ for a chocolate bar
>but damn she looks really sexy and i havent stepped out of my house for am onth
do you think maybe if i buy their chocolates they'll keep coming to see me? :3
do you think maybe if i buy a lot of their chocolates i could hug them?
what if i buy even more...?
>>29935678
>do you think maybe if i buy their chocolates they'll keep coming to see me? :3
>do you think maybe if i buy a lot of their chocolates i could hug them?
>what if i buy even more...?
No
No
Nothing
>>29935678
origiiiignalo
reported to the FBI pedo
they'll probably come see you to ask if you want to buy more chocolate probably
Just ask for a kiss on the lips as a condition for the sale
>>29935678
be a good person once in your life and buy that chocolate
>>29935678
>:3
Why are you posting le trans face
>>29935678
Why do you need girls? We're always here for you.
>>29935678
>being manipulated by a teenage girl
actually, i would do the same thing. god damn cunny
>>29935678
This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen on here. Not because of what it says but because I know OP is 100% serious. I just lost a little faith in the human race.
>>29935782
reported to the asshole detention bureau
>>29935678
>answering the door
maybe I should try that if I get to look at cute girls
up to now I always just cowered in fear and hoped they'd go away
