>tfw futanari will never be real
>tfw closest thing is disgusting, vomit-inducing shemales, traps and hermaphrodites
>ywn fuck a dick girl
>ywn be a dick girl
Why live?
>>29935650
but traps are kawaii desu
>>29935793
Not 3d traps, no sir.
Literally men in womens clothes.
>>29935885
not if they look like girls.
They are just flat-chested girls with peens.
as long as they don't have a man-face there's no problem
monitoring this thread for beautiful futa
>>29935885
Some are pretty. More passable ones exist then you think. I almost dated one, but we broke it off due to distance.
I pray that i'll meet a qt girl with a small feminine dick
like a birth defect or something thats totally functional
does this only happen in anime
>>29936078
>tfw no big tits hermaphrodite gf
>>29936021
>if they look like girls
>as long as they don't have a man-face there's no problem
I agree with that but let's face reality.
99.9% of them look like abominations.
>>29936084
Well, it wouldn't be a birth defect, but qt girls with small feminine dicks do exist. No-op transwomen, or fem-identifying biological males.
>>29935650
I'm a guy, and I wish my dick was that big when flaccid. It sucks having no bulge unless you're erect.
>>29936021
>>29936083
They only look like girls in photographs/with good makeup
They're much better at this trickery than women.
>>29936145
are you so picky that you wouldn't date a really feminine boy that passes as a girl with good makeup or in photos? like, that still qualifies them as pretty attractive if they can pass as women at all
>>29936179
>are you so picky that you wouldn't date a boy in a dress
>>29936193
a girly pretty boy that will pretend to be a girl for you, but still let you suck his dick later after you cuddle and hold hands*
>>29935650
Never is a strong word. Do you really believe that they won't be able to make girls and boys into functional futas in like year 2200?
The tech for transplants is always improving
>>29936083
>I almost dated one, but we broke it off due to distance.
So you talked to a dude in a dress online who sent you very flattering pictures and you consider that "almost dating"? Pathetic.
>>29936179
I'm bi and twinks or even normal dudes are a-okay, something about men trying to be women is fucking off putting and gross.
Also most are fucking nuts.
Futa has the best of both worlds.
>>29936124
yes most of them look filthy, I wish there were more good looking ones...
>>29936145
if they look good in photos with makeup then I can just fuck them with makeup on, problem solved eh?
>>29935650
First of all 2d will never gonna be 3d and only after that you can talk about your fetishes. All problem comes with 3d
>>29936277
It was never online. I met them in person, talked to them, went home, we both wanted to date, we mutually decided not to date because we wouldn't be able to see each other often enough.
>>29935885
>Literally men in womens clothes
Cortana seems to disagree with you.
>>29935650
why they put black bar on penis. seen this for years but never know why. it accomplishes nothing
>>29936584
She's into feminine penis it seems.
I would say that's some patrician taste for an artificial intelligence.
>>29936584
>>29936631
What the fuck? is that an app or something pls tell me what that is
God fucking DAMN I want to suck a futa's dick.
>>29936669
https://www.captionbot.ai/
It's a demo of microsoft's image recognition AI.
>>29935650
>>tfw futanari will never be real
It is real. What are you talking about?
>>29936728
>3DPD will always just be guys with tits
Just end me fampai.
whoops
original
>not wanting a qt girl with a strong jaw and a firm, but not rock hard feminine cock, to dominate you
Absolute plebeian taste detected.
>>29936584
>>29936631
thanks microsoft
>>29936911
It's probably the abs.
>>29936911
Cortana is never wrong, just accept you're gay if you're attracted to that man laying on the bed.
>>29936988
but lm gay
>>29937006
Then it's all set, enjoy the man lying on the bed while I enjoy the woman holding a baby.
As soon as you get over yourself and your prejudice, you will understand that trannies are indeed real life futa
>>29937039
BUT IS THERE A VIDEO OF THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN JIZZING
>>29937039
>broad shoulders
>huge man hands
>terrible bolt on tits
>no hips
And then going beyond what you posted:
>big feet
>man ass
>manly legs
And let's not forget that 9/10 "shemales" outside of the internet are horribly grotesque 50 year old men wearing wigs, makeup and a dress. The fact that most of the "good" trannies online aren't even that passable should further heighten your despair.
>>29935650
bump
let me post here u dumb robo
>>29937982
>implying you wouldn't suck on those big feet and bolt on tits while playing with her peenor
>>29937039
What's teh sauce?
>>29936988
Wow it's scary how much that dick looks like mine
>>29935650
I feel the same brother,
I also like that futa is bigger than male
>>29937068
How the FUCK did he cum so much?
>>29939923
>Big dick vs "would literally kill a human" dick
Seems like it would be easier to draw a normal one vs a big one instead
>>29940018
Probably couldn't kill anybody with a dick that big, since he would never be able to get it hard due to the amount of blood needed for an erection.
>>29940018
he takes both of them and is fine, 2d is a better place
>>29940018
>>29940091
>>29940122
Hey, I noticed you guys didn't respond to my post >>29939963
You don't have to actually answer the question but please at least respond. I'm so sad all the time and seeing someone respond to something I posted would make me feel better
>>29936584
I'm not gay but that is a delicious-looking dick.
>>29939963
>>29940179
I too am curious as to how he came so much. My orgasms are like 7 seconds max.
Have a (You) my friend.
>>29939963
>>29940179
forgot the pic but maybe it's this
>>29940122
>>29939923
>you will never live in the 2d realm
>your gf will never stuff you full of so much cum that you'll look pregnant afterwards
