A milf on a dating site has given me her number and I asked her to go to a sushi bar.
Rate
>>29935362
She is just using you for free meal you poor sap.
>>29935362
Motorboatable/10
Nice jumblies. What's the face like?
>>29935382
She is probably mature enough to offer a meal for herself.
How many of miles of dick do you think her Arby's cunt has taken by now?
>>29935429
4 inches not enough
I only like 20-30 year old single moms.
>>29935454
She is 47, me 23. This is insane, but I like it.
>>29935454
I love single mums. They are so desperate to keep you around that they seek validation constantly, and you can emotionally abuse them whenever they have to cancel/turn down a date because of their kid. I usually string them on for a year then dump them.
>>29935471
Just fucking go for it you nig
And don't spill the spaghetti
>>29935454
Maybe she is just trolling me, who knows
>>29935405
>what's the face like?
yes OP, this is very necessary information
>>29935471
That's not too bad. I was "dating" a 54yo woman when I was 17.
Those are some nice fucking boobs. Go for them, OP!
>>29935526
Share your experience
>>29935509
Not so nice, but still would
>>29935453
Its never enough. The more she tries to fill that hole, the looser it gets.
I miss being attracted to women. I wish I never started watching transexual porn.
Damn. I should probably get into the MILF thing before I'm too old!
>>29935584
Very much would.
>>29935617
I also suffer from tranny fetish, but milf fetish has cured me
>>29935584
Lol wtf
Gremlin/10
>>29935584
Not gonna lie, I would. Please tell me she's dommelie if you have to
>>29935584
What do you want to know? I'm terrible at condensing a story for green text.
>>29935471
You will fuck here like no tomorrow since all she wants is an young boy with a throbbing penis hungry for her pussy.. that's why milfs are addictive: all they want is your penis drilling her hard for hours. No demands about money, cars, fame, success in life: all she want you our manhood.
Go for it, you will regret later if you don't fuck her.
Pretty sure I saw this on /b/ in a "ugly girls you've fucked" thread.
>>29935750
How did you "date"? Did you hide from others?
Also tell whatever comes to mind, don't bother with greentexting.
>>29935784
Either that thread died or I got confused with a similarly dressed chick in one of those threads.
>>29935808
Well I don't want to call it dating because that implies, at least to me, that we had the potential to be a legitimate married couple, and there was no way that'd work. Her kids were older than I was for fucks sake.
But anyways she was a friend/co-worker of my mom, so I knew her for years before we started getting together. We kept it a secret for a little while but that didn't work out when my parents were asking why I was always going over to her house. Needless to say they didn't approve.
>>29935898
Nice. Do you regret it?
Btw, I am absolutely not sexperienced. Maybe she wouldn't like it. Or maybe I need to find someone more special.
>>29936064
Nope, no regrets. Amazing sex and plenty of it. Plus it taught me a lot about real relationships and life in general. It was definitely awkward at times when we did couples stuff, or her kids were around. They also did not approve.
>>29935584
gg OP you lucky cunt
WHERE DO I FIND MILFS
>>29935584
She's not bad. She's probably at least a 6/10. If you get intoxicated with her, she'll easily ramp up to 8/10 depending on the lighting and how she's dressed.
Go for it, faggot. Report back after you tag her out.
>>29935362
>meet milf at job
>looks out for me, constantly flirting
>end up fucking her on the job
Milfs are fun anon, good luck.
