When will you guys realize your virginity is worthless? You get older and uglier and more repulsive by the day. Just swallow your pride and lose it already.
>>29935208
Huhh you think we're not trying?
Someone call that number and tell me what happens.
>>29936465
You will probably be redirected by the studio to an audio advertisement for the movie.
>>29935208
Tfw i have become more attractive by the years, T-thx dad for at least giving me something
fucking sathan trying to get my lifeforce
FUCK OFF
>>29936488
It's a movie? How do you know?
I remember when trolling took effort and r9k had feels instead of this garbage.
>>29936719
It says Rated R at the bottom
>>29936719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Virginity_Hit
>>29935208
This board reminds me of a friend I had in high school. He had aspergers and couldn't understand why none of the girls he liked would go out with him and were disgusting by him. I get the feeling that many autistic people; deep-down really do believe they deserve a 9/10 when they're a 2/10. Most people here simply do not even try with average girls, so they'll keep their virginity for years.
>>29935208
>26 y/o virgin "girl" wanted me to marry her first (to do it)
>realized she just wanted the married status because all ther friends are already married
>she is 5/10 and has ROASTIE yes. a virgin roastie
>wanted to marry since second date..
no thx
she is 29 now, older and uglier
>>29935208
Underage drinking would solve most cases of adult virginity and before you call me out think better about what I said
>>29937959
>normie keeps telling me some obese ugly short bitch is normal level girl and deserves my money and whole life support
Fuck this shit I'm virgin forever
>>29935208
I want to lose it to someone I'm under the impression of loving at the time. It makes it a more special event, and if I fall in love again I don't want to waste the chance a second time.
Plus I don't want to regret my first time.
>>29935208
Holly shit the plot of this movie
>Matt is the last of his group of friends who is still a virgin
>He and his girlfriend of two years decide to loose it together
>Matt finds out she cheated
>Matt's friend convinces him to set up a secret camera and break up with her on the virginity loosing night
>She realizes there is a camera, tells him she only blower the other guy and let him suck her tits
>Her father beats up Matt
>Video goes to YouTube making Matt a laughing stock
>One girl feels sorry for him, promises sex if he shows up with tuxedo
>He tries to get his reads mom money for it but his druggie dad stole it
>Druggie dad tells him to fuck off
>They steal the tuxedo
>Turns out the girl was a single mom
THIS IS A FUCKING COMEDY
I fully expect one of you to shoot up the opening to this thing
>>29938240
A MALE VIRGIN LMAO XD
>>29938240
Part two
>Single mom lied and filmed him fucking an inflatable doll
>Friends hire a prostitute for Matt
>Prostitute refuses to fuck Matt
>Matt begs to be able to suck her tits for five minutes
>He comes out telling everyone he lost his virginity
>Prost gets paid
>Matt then finds cheating whore who destroyed his life and they have sex and all its fine because they are even
>Even tho Matt was fucking reacting to being betrayed while she fucked Chad for fun
>Even tho because of her he is a meme
Fuck normies kill them kill them kill them all
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking RaEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck female writers pushing their current king whorish agenda in teenagers who are supposed to watch this
>>29938240
>I fully expect one of you to shoot up the opening to this thing
IT WAS RELEASED IN 2010 YOU FUCKING AUTIST
>>29938240
>>29938357
Absolutely, positively disgusting.
>>29938595
WHAT? ARE YOU GOING TO JUDGE A GIRL FOR THE PAST?
>>29938563
If that shit got released today man, great occasion to piss away your life and dispatch a few normies
>>29936465
"you've called us after our business hours, please call us back."
