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Act like a total dick, I guarantee you will be swimming in pussy. Say things that are wildly misogynistic and offensive, and when she gasps in horror, you need to double down and go even harder.

When you fuck, just fuck like a wild animal. Fuck her as if she was nothing but a cum-slut whore
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Sounds like a great strategy for a happy and fulfilling life. Thanks OP
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Like all things, it only works if you're attractive. WHAT you do is of little consequence.
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> be a dickhead for easy pussy meme
I bet you fell for the "bros before ho's" meme
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>>29934662
>Western society
>expecting happiness and fulfillment
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>>29934636
>>29934685
If you're ugly all it does is reaffirm their hatred of you
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>>29934636
>fuck like a wild animal
wild animals fuck like beta faggots.

>getting with whores and not cutie PTP
>2016
loser!
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>>29934662
this picture makes me sad.
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>>29934714

Then what is your solution to get women, oh enlightened one?
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>>29934784
Exactly. Goes for being nice too. See the following chart:

BEHAVIOR---ROBOT------CHAD----
Assertive---Cocky--------Confident
Dickish------Misogynist---Bad-Boy
Shy-----------Creepy--------Mysterious

and so on.
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>>29934954
Your chart is crooked. Are you poor or something?

>he's never met a confident ugly dude who still slays pussy
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>>29934636
>Be nice while being un attractive
>Haahahahaha "nice guy" wow what a fag
>Be nice while being attractive
>Oh he's so sweet
>Be a dick while being un attractive
>What a dick
>Be a dick while being attractive
>Oh he's so assertive such a man

Basically it all doesn't matter, just be attractive. Who needs 3D whores though.
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What if I never have interactions with women so I don't get a chance to do this?
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>>29934990
>Your chart is crooked. Are you poor or something?
Works on my machine :^). Its b/c 4chan doesnt use a monospace font. Dont think r9k has the code tag

>>he's never met a confident ugly dude who still slays pussy

No, see you're assuming "ugly" in men is as it is with women. It is not. I said "attractive" instead of good looking on purpose.
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>>29935102
>he doesn't know what ugly means
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>>29935121
>he doesn't know how to communicate outside of meme arrows
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>>29935228
>he calls them arrows and not sideways v's
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>>29935354
>he doesnt know they are really rotated ^'s
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>>29934636

Yes being a dick helps, but you gotta be funnie too senpai.

co-twerkr (I calls her dat cuz dat ass fat) likes me tho she has a bf. All I do is ignore that ass all day n talk shit about how she sucks at her job.

i won't do anything serius doe cuz her bf is big
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>>29934954
This analysis is fallacious. Where is your proof, anon?
I get it, if a woman is attracted to you she is more likely to be forgiving of your methods of approaching her. But this is just common sense and not worth the whole of 4chan getting in a hump about
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>>29934636
No. You just have to be handsome and not a looser. And maybe with just being handsome is enough
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>be a total dick throughout high school
>every girl hates me
>be a normal ass human being
>every girl takes no notice
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>>29934636
I'm an unattractive guy who's immersed himself in social justice movements as a way of removing myself from systems of toxic masculinity.

>tfw being in support of feminism doesn't help you either make friends or find love
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girls never hated me, they alswo never loved me
they are scared of me, in fact just a few girls approach me and we actually talk, usually the tomboyish kind
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>>29935467
>asking for rigorous proof on an imageboard discussion

How is that autism treating you?
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You can't be a total dick and get girls, even if you're attractive, unless you're a mega chad. What you have to do is be "sassy"/sarcastic. You need to make fun of them and be mean, but make them think it's just a meme.

I have no clue why women like this, but they absolutely do. When you get a good little banter going with a girl (and take the bantz lightly/make sure its normie approved) other girls WILL notice. Every time I've done this in front of other girls, they always make a comment about they love the banter you're having.
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>>29935559
Ad hominem, good sir
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>>29935657
*tips batter's fedora*
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Who here /beentheredonethat? I am sick of courting these whores and all these sloots do is try to go 800 miles an hour until you cum so she can go jump on the next cocktail waiting to be ridden

Real fucking story coming up senpai
>be dating a 7/10 for a few months
>after sex she'd do that thing when she wants to hold you while you sleep but in reality I fucking hate that shit cause I move alot in my sleep
>wake up one night at like 3am
>she must have gone to the bathroom or something
>whatever.jpg
>find her coming home at like 5am because I work in the morning
>"where were you?"
>"jogging"
>OK
>pretended to fall asleep the second time and followed her to a hotel
>not mention anything about it
>stopped having sex with her and proceeded to fuck with her emotionally until I got bored with her
>a month goes by
>I recorded myself burning all her shit
>told her I drowned her dog
>hire a escort to come at the exact moment I am ruining this woman's life and tell me she's ready to go
>"anon why are you doing this to me"
>because I like people not filthy animals who don't know how to stay put
>mfw I robbed the guy she was fucking behind my back
Emotionally abusing whores it the best of all feels
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>>29935626
I disagree.

Being objectively attractive (well built, tall and healthy) is always going to help, but it's not the be all and end all

The trick is, if the girl looks like she doesn't care about feminism, she's more likely to be won over by standard Chad charm, buy her a drink, show off your abs etc

But for the less tacky girls who have more self respect, the solution is a combination of not being misogynistic or presumptious, whilst ALSO being confident and assertive. Also not being boring is probably the most important. You gotta keep the conversation flowing and get her laughing.

Tbh the day I stopped caring or wanting girls was the day that started being interested. Still a virgin though because I didn't like them back. One was too small and too young, the other too much of a sub, the third was too drunk and I didn't want her to regret it in the morning.

Still a virgin then, and happy to share that with people irl
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>>29934941

Learn who you are.

Your flaws
Your qualities.

Work to improve your qualities, work to accept and overcome your flaws.

Become trully honest in the process which wil encourage you to be genuine. Try to have a, generally, positive attitude.

Actually those are advices to improve your consicousness and perception in general, but that will also help you feel more comfortable around other human beings and, ultimately, women.

And, then, you approach them with genuine, but nice intentions and get prepared to be rejected quite often because that's the reality of all men, whether you want to believe it or not because of your preconception about le chad epin maymay. Men, in general, get rejected often compared to women who are much more approached and get to pick between contenders. The difference between men and women in terms of approach is like applying for a job. You and the other men running after her are applicants for a position and must compete with other men they, more often than not, don't even know and you must sell yourself to her to convince her you are right for the position. Women are like interviewees who test a lot of men at te same time and compare them to see who gets the pass. In this case, much like a job interview. absolute faith in yourself and your abilities is a plus, but you must play a bit of bluff and exxagerate qualities while keeping a touch of modesty to not seem like you're an arrogant asshole, but depening on the girl, being an arrogant asshole wokrs too.

Still, you gotta be nice to a degree, being a blatant fucking dick to her will deserve you ridicule. You are a faggot, as usual, OP, with your "natural selection" advice.

OR, Learn as much as you can about women psychology by putting yourself out there and observe, go out, observe their behavior and learn to bluff and do NOTHING but bluff. Play the numbers game enough until one out of 30 is drunk and easy enough to believe your bullshit, then, pump and dump.
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