>hey anon guess what
>what mom
>your first best friend is pregnant
>oh wow
>when are you planning on settling down with a nice guy
>y-y-you too mom
>tfw 23 year old kissless virgin
>>29934315
I'm a nice guy. Now fuck me.
>>29934315
KEEP TRYING, ANON. I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!
>>29934315
You're either morbidly obese or psychotic. If you were even slightly attractive or cognitively sound, some pseudo chad cyborg wouldve picked u off by now
>"hey anon did you hear?"
>"the girl you grew up next door to who you're still desperately in love with just got engaged!"
>hey anon your aunt is a grandmother now and she's younger than me, I want to be a grandmother too
>but mom, I don't want to get pregnant
>anon, you're almost 25 don't wait until you are 40 to have a kid
>>29934315
do women get the 'its ok if you're gay' talk too?
>>29934315
the question is, do you want to get pregnant or just dont want to disappoint mommy?