>tfw a qt girl gives you the slightest bit of attention and you fall hard for her and dream about her frequently
why does this happen EVERY fucking time
I went to my place of business today off the clock and one of my female subordinates waved to me and I instantly thought about us settling down and having children.
Not really ashamed about it anymore, just keep it to myself, obviously.
>>29934258
Pretty much this desu, same situation. I am unironically mark from peep show.
>>29934258
Why is nature so cruel? If I could just look at women in a pure sexual sense and get my fulfillment from jacking off to them that would be ok. Instead, I need to have romantic companionship and actual physical touch.
>late 20's cashier at home depot called me "honey"
>instant boner breaks through my pants and impales a small child through the head who happened to be standing in front of me
>tfw you work with children and qt lolis keep giving you attention and you're not even sexually attracted to children but you've started to fall for them romantically
wew lad how can i stop this it's starting to freak me out
it's like my brain understands that i'm too stunted to fall for people my own age so it's trying to turn me into a pedophile
>>29934455
I hate when they do that
They call you honey or sweetie
Like, WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN
>>29934217
>tfw any girl, literally any, gives you the slightest bit of attention and you start stuttering, sweating, mumbling random vague answers to her questions until you get so ticklish that you can't even speak anymore.
>>29934538
I used to work at an amusement park interacting with a lot of middleschool age kids so I can relate to this feel.and I hate myself for it
>don't message her desperately anon
>she was trying to let you down nicely anon
>never listen
>she's married, twice your age and has kids older than you
when did I get this milf fetish
>>29934637
these are 2nd-4th gradersprobably hate myself more
>you fall for a cock teasing, attention whore
>always deliberately bumping into you "oh hey anon! hehe"
>she plays you like a fiddle and finally tells you shes's getting married
>"you're such a nice guy, I hope you find a nice girl someday"
>she gets pissed off when I don't for her tricks anymore and instead starts cock teasing my work friend and we fall out
Only know do I know that bros before hoes is completely true.
>girl tells me she loves me
>start imagining being in a relationship and turning my life around
i hate myself
>>29934217
Slightest bit of attention here on boards?
how to not fall m80sstealth bump
>>29934637
Fuck, exact same scenario. This kid was a stone cold fox though, I swear.
>Dream about living a comfy life with girl who isn't even your crush
>feel happy
>wake up
I want all of this to end
I'm so tired
>>29936389
>dream about blond stacy liking me because i had some yugioh booster packs
>wake up and fantasize life together
i dont even like blonds
>fall in love through youtube
>never even interact with qt
>feel better because something nice
>feel worse because it's all a fantasy and will never happen
>die alone
>stalk a girl on fbfor years
>imagine scenarios where you meet her and end up being alpha
fuck
>random starbucks cashier complements lg headphones out of nowhere
>mumble out something about bluetooth
>spend half the day thinking if she was being sincere or just your typical faint interest because the manager is nearby
fuck me
>>29934217
I learned how to block that. Testosterone
Pretty easy when the desire to die is always in my head.
Now I'm just hyper aggressive and edgy.
Not sad and clingy.
Still alone. But the better kind of alone
