Femanons, what does it feel like to have a vagina?
Like, let me ask a few questions:
>are you aware it's there at all times?
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
>how do you know when your period is coming?
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
>is it high maintenance?
>what does the female orgasm feel like?
Bumparino, laddy.
>are you aware it's there at all times?
no. it's not like we sit around with the thought of "there is a hole between my legs" in the back of our mind 24/7, same as having a dick i'd imagine
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
well its usually associated with being aroused so you can make an educated guess but im asexual desu so not the best to answer
>how do you know when your period is coming?
some girls get bloated or tender before their period comes, some girls dont and have no way of knowing other than tracking
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
not really, its just something that happens. when you're getting one every month for the majority of your life you just get on with it
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
you'd think so, but no
>is it high maintenance?
moreso than having a trouser snake but its not like it requires daily attention
>what does the female orgasm feel like?
cant answer this one
>are you aware it's there at all times?
Yes and I hate it.
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
Sometimes you can tell, sometimes you can't.
>how do you know when your period is coming?
Cramps and sore titties a few days before.
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
Yes and I hate it. Thankfully I don't get one.
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
No because it's not a wide hole, it's like airtight until you're actually TRYING to put something in there.
>is it high maintenance?
Mine isn't.
>what does the female orgasm feel like?
The best way I can put it is like, you know when you're falling asleep and all of a sudden you feel like you're falling? Imagine that but like with pleasure insead of "OH MY GOD I'M FALLING"
>>29932312
Thank you, femanon.
>>29932371
>Thankfully I don't get one.
Are you on birth control?
>>29932407
No, I'm just severely underweight. I haven't had a period in years.
>>29932419
That sounds worrying to me.
If I were a girl, I would get that checked out by my gynecologist, to be honest.
>>29932494
I don't mind. I don't want one anyways.
>it's another thinly veiled thinly veiled femanon feels episode featuring beta faggot who doesn't know how the reproductive system works
>>29932036
Are you for real with these questions?
> no, do you think about your dick 24/7
> I have to check most times, I'm usually dry as a desert
> boobs swell up and hurt, and cramps
> absolutely, but I'm not ashamed to talk about it
> no you idiot
> yes
> I feel a surge of energy through my legs and my thigh/pelvis feels warm? and then my vag/asshole pulsates for like 30 secs, don't really moan too much, but sometimes I do
>>29932494
dud
if the body doesn't think it's healthy enough to have children, you don't have periods.
Lacking fat reserves is one way to tell the body that it is not healthy enough for a baby.
>>29932371
You sound ungrateful.
Would you rather have a dick?
>>29932653
Yes, am reverse tranny.
>>29932591
>don't really moan too much
patrician, I'm glad to see some people still respect silence that serves as a foundation for creativity
>>29932591
I'm just curious, man. Just like you're probably curious about dicks occasionally.
>>29932653
I suppose so.
>are you aware it's there at all times?
Not really, only if there's an issue with it like an itch.
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
You mean vaginal lubrication? When it first secretes you can't notice it, but the vagina has a very high temperature so as the secretions cool you typically begin to notice its presence.
>how do you know when your period is coming?
A few days prior you might become irrationally short and terse, otherwise it pretty much just starts leaking out without warning, though when they first start fit that month they're pretty light and get heavier as the cycle progresses.
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
Should it ?
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
No, the vagina prevents this by closing up.
>is it high maintenance?
Not really, it's just there. I wash around the area study soap in the morning and trim the hair as necessary. I wipe after urinating and I change my underwear daily. That's about it.
>what does the female orgasm feel like?
Like a euphoric tingling that originates at all ends of your limbs and gradually progresses inwards as you get closer, finally exploding in waves of ecstacy that pretty much knock your brain out for 10 seconds or so and prevents you from experiencing any form of emotion other than pleasure. I used to test this by thinking of highly traumatic scenarios during orgasm, stuff that would usually make me cry otherwise, and I just can't give a fuck at the time.
>>29932735
>I used to test this by thinking of highly traumatic scenarios during orgasm, stuff that would usually make me cry otherwise, and I just can't give a fuck at the time.
It's the same with us males.
When I start ejaculating, my mind just goes completely blank and I can't think about anything besides my penis throbbing.
>>29932778
Huh, I didn't actually know this. I thought this was one of those "omg female orgasm much stronk" thing. I wonder how you ever measure that though, like how is one more pleasurable.
>>29932702
We had an open door policy so I just learned to be stealthy. Since I don't moan, I just writhe around intensely.
>>29932507
Homie this isn't about whether or not you want one, it's about whether or not you wanna die.
>>29932735
>study soap
I meant apply soap around the area*
>>29932813
I'm posting on r9k aren't I? Of course I want to die.
>>29932036
>just as much as I'm aware that any of my body parts are there all the time
>I'm basically wet all the time so I just expect it
>I get really hungry, and bloated, and I get a few zits
>it's a pain to deal with and it is gross but it's not like gag-worthy
>when u go in the water does water go up your dickhole?? dumbass
>only when you're on your period, usually it's nbd
>whole body shakes and legs squeeze together, almost feels like you really have to pee but in a good way, just immense pleasure, heavy breathing, vag kind of pulses, orgasms can sometimes be as long as 30-40 seconds if it's a good one
>>29932875
well then stop talking about your nappy ass vag and buy an exit bag
what the fuck is the point of this if none of you will be my gf?
OP, think of a better female bait, one that will actually procure gfs.
>>29932986
I'll be ur gf, anon. :3c <3
>>29932986
To engage in conversation with women, as where most threads aren't angled towards much they can relate to.
>>29933013
Are you actually serious?
I'll take you up on that offer if you bother contacting me on tox and getting to know me.
>>29933032
I don't think you'd like me anon-kun. :(
>>29932801
I'm not sure, to be honest.
>>29933104
How will you know that for sure untill you try?
Hit me up on tox, here's my adress:
AF00206B2DF62664F4AA34BD3340CDDDF6405F00DFC61F0A370C04C04874101E5C2E32ACD6DB
>>29932883
>>just as much as I'm aware that any of my body parts are there all the time
I just assumed your pussy would be different, lad.
>>I'm basically wet all the time so I just expect it
Does that not get annoying or nasty after awhile?
>>it's a pain to deal with and it is gross but it's not like gag-worthy
But it's literally blood oozing out of your pussy. I don't know about you, but I would feel disgusted if blood just started pouring out of my cock all of a sudden,
>>when u go in the water does water go up your dickhole?? dumbass
No, but a pussy hole is much more exposed than my cock hole.
>>29933254
It's not blood, it's uterine lining. So flesh would be more accurate.
>>29933284
No, it's blood. The uterine line is made up of blood, lad. It's just pussy blood.
>>29932036
I'm actually not too bad about the inner parts. It does feel dysphoric to me for not having a penis but I don't mind the actual inner vagina stuff.
Though if I had to choose, I know it wouldn't be what I have now.
It really is just there, and it makes itself known once a month (I'm in my jolly good shark week as we speak and it's flaring up my dysphoria big time >.<) So then you have to go to the toilet more often to make sure you don't bleed through your pants. (and it hurts like .. )
And when you're not having your red-flag party, it still makes your undies dirty from time to time during the day with white stuff. Making you feel like you pissed your pants a little or that you're in your period cause it feels all wet down there.
About the pain, I've never been kicked in the crotch. But I once got a hockeyball down there (I was a goallie) and eversince I wore a jockstrap, and I once got a skateboard up vertical between my legs when landing on my feet and it did pretty much feel like I wouldn't ever get children.
>Not really.
>By wet you mean excited? Because, a girl can be wet for other reasons. Usually a girl knows.
>I never do. But some girls experience physical changes (boobs get bigger and painful) and mood changes.
>Yeah, but what can I do? Its just blood...
>No.
>Depends. Some girls don't give a fuck. Waxing costs money. Special soaps. The pads or menstrual cup. Also contraceptive...
>Some girls experience crazy things. Like, some even feel their uterus contracting and very intense orgasms.
Its like a wave you know, it goes through all your body and ends down there. Then you feel your muscles contracting for a feel seconds. I never had something like a 20+sec orgasms.
Also there is 2 different kinds: you can orgasm because of the clit estimulation or a vaginal orgasm (but I don't know the difference, sorry).
Anything else? (Also sorry for bad english anons)
>>29933293
It's capillaries and stuff m8. It's not all blood.
>>29932507
It's not about your personal preference, it's about your own reproductive health.
>>29933321
Damn, I'm sorry you have to go through that dysphoria, anon.
It must be awful, having a pussy when you don't want one.
>>29933343
>>By wet you mean excited? Because, a girl can be wet for other reasons. Usually a girl knows.
I mean both.
>>Yeah, but what can I do? Its just blood...
I suppose you could go on birth control to make the periods stop.
>Its like a wave you know, it goes through all your body and ends down there. Then you feel your muscles contracting for a feel seconds.
So, it's the same as us guys, then?
When I start to ejaculate, I can feel a tingle in our balls. The I can feel the cum coming up my shaft. Then when it spurts out my mind goes blank I just feel complete euphoria for a few seconds in my brain.
I imagine it's what heroin feels like, but for a few seconds instead of a few hours.
>>29933321
>I once got a skateboard up vertical between my legs when landing on my feet and it did pretty much feel like I wouldn't ever get children.
kek the pelvic bone protects all the important stuff on the inside but there are a lot of fleshy bits and nerve endings around the vagina that dont take kindly to being smashed.
>>29933651
Getting a smack in the pussy is hardly as bad as getting a smack in the balls for us guys.
>>29933527
It's also pretty annoying when I get unrequested attention just for having boobs and a vagina. I'd rather be a guy; at least not much people would probably approach me then and I'd be able to just approach the people i want to approach without things turning into a big deal >_<
>>29932312
>i'm asexual
ooooooriginal
>>29933825
Damn, man, I'm really sorry. Have you tried going to a psychologist?
Being a guy, I can somewhat sympathise with your pain as we have the advantage of not having periods or regular discharge.
> I'd rather be a guy; at least not much people would probably approach me then and I'd be able to just approach the people i want to approach without things turning into a big deal >_<
Hey, dude, you know you can approach anyone you want without any repurcussions. You can do whatever a man can do, anon! :)
Do you want to send me your Skype? I can maybe act as a shoulder to cry on if you want, man, and you can vent to me. It's up to you.
>>29933930
That's real concentrated beta juice you got there.
>>29933825
>Being in public so that guys can approach you
>Dressing in a way that it's obvious you have tits
Kill yourself you attention whoring normal scum
>>29934022
>trying to help someone who's clearly suffering is beta now
Fuck off. As if you haven't tried to help someone in the past.
>>29932036
>are you aware it's there at all times?
Sure am.
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
Never notice aside from when I'm masturbating.
>how do you know when your period is coming?
I keep track.
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
Not really. it's just something you get used to.
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
Nope
>is it high maintenance?
As long as you keep it clean, its nothing. Just have to remember to keep pads in stock
>what does the female orgasm feel like?
Heaven. :3
>>29933825
>pretty annoying when I get unrequested attention
>>29934058
I've seen a lot of nu-male thirsty, passive beta faggots in my permanence within a videogaming group, every single one trying to get close to the girl.
"Let's just speak";
"i'll listen to you as much as you wish :)";
"pls respond";
you're pathetic.
>>29934298
>Sure am.
That must be shit. I'm not aware of my cock at all unless I get hard or have a wank.
>Never notice aside from when I'm masturbating.
Really? Other girls online say they feel it all the time.
>Not really, it's just something you get used to.
But do you ever think "Jesus, I wish this would stop!" or "I hate this so much!"?
>>29934365
I can agree there, it's pretty much just what I said, got unrequested attention again. I'm equally retarded though I guess since if i didn't say I was a woman, most wouldn't probably even care or try to "help me out" grr..
>>29933883
are you implying not having sexual feelings is the equivalent of being a fedora tipper for a female? i dont know how you got to that conclusion, i mean i hate myself for this abnormality but i wouldnt say it makes me a femdora
>>29934572
you directly face those feelings, you don't try to crawl into someone's pants stealthly.
That's the first step out of being a faggot: you face your demons toe to toe.
>are you aware it's there at all times?
Yes
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
When I feel moist, I get concerned because it's like did I pee myself, am I on my period, am I horny?
>how do you know when your period is coming?
My period is erratic and I don't get any symptoms other than bleeding meaning no cramps or soreness so I wear a panty liner at all times.
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
No
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
No other femanons have said it but if you spread your legs wide it does.
>is it high maintenance?
Mine is because of my period constantly looming and the discharge that comes before and after a period are annoying
>what does the female orgasm feel like?
idk
>>29934690
forgot to mention that I check the panty liner when I go to the toilet
>>29934572
>>29934645
whoops i thouht you were that guy
answering to that >>29934520
post
sorry for the wrong answer.
>>29934572
>femdora
>>29934572
It makes you a femdora now, and will make you a catlady in the future.
If you have no sexual drive, check your alimentation, and have a gynecology checkout.
If it's mental, well good luck with that.
>>29933293
Periods aren't just liquid blood, there are chunks and strings and lumps of red too.
>>29934450
>That must be shit. I'm not aware of my cock at all unless I get hard or have a wank.
I'm "aware" of it, but its not the first thing on mind mind or anything like that.
>Really? Other girls online say they feel it all the time.
Please don't confuse me with those slags. I only get wet when I'm watching porn, or if I've smoked a lot of pot.
>But do you ever think "Jesus, I wish this would stop!" or "I hate this so much!"?
When I was in my moody teenage years, yeah. But why bother getting angry over what you are?
I do kind of wonder what it would feel like to have a dick. How do condoms stay on, anyways? It seems like they would just slide off after a few thrusts. Just curious.
>>29934690
>looming period
But it only comes once a month, right?
I wish I had a pussy for a day just to see what it's like.
>>29934520
And yet you keep talking, because deep down that attention (you say you don't want) is exactly what you crave. Must feel shitty knowing you're just a regular slut
>>29934829
As I said, my periods are erratic. I can have a period for 2.5 weeks or 2 days. And they stopped being predictable when I was about 13.
>>29932036
Questions for girls I've always had, and please be truthful:
When you go into a body of water, does water get inside your pussy?
If you don't have sex or masturbate for awhile, do you get horny and feel the need to get off?
Have you ever and how often do you douche?
How often do you masterbate? Do you use objects/porn?
When you have to pee, does some people trickle out before you get to a toilet?
How often do you shave your pubes?
When it's hot, does your pussy sweat?
Always wanted to ask these questions but I feel women would only answer these questions truthfully while anonymous.
>>29934820
Thanks for the insight.
I've never had sex but I have used a condom for having a wank.
It stays on because our penises are hard and rigid when we're thinking of or are indeed around a pussy. This means that the condom doesn't come off easy.
Actually having a dick...well, we don't feel it as much as you think we would. It's like having a thick finger between your legs. Do you think about your fingers the whole time? Of course not
>>29934942
Silly anon, you think women know what they like. Women say one thing and do another. Ever wondered why women say they like nice, funny guys like you... but constantly go for chad the asshole, because he's way more handsome and fit than you? In reality, women don't really know what they like. They know what they think they like.
>>29934820
>How do condoms stay on, anyways?
They're snug enough to be airtight, so the vaccum keeps them on. At least in theory.>tfw pencil dick and you can sometimes feel condoms sliding off
>>29934942
I second this.
I'd like to hear girls' answers to this.
>When you go into a body of water, does water get inside your pussy?
No
>If you don't have sex or masturbate for awhile, do you get horny and feel the need to get off?
I don't
>Have you ever and how often do you douche?
I have never douched
>How often do you masterbate? Do you use objects/porn?
I masturbate when I'm high/ vibrator and silicone dildo. Porn doesn't arouse me
>When you have to pee, does some people trickle out before you get to a toilet?
Sometimes
>How often do you shave your pubes?
I trim. Last time I shaved, I got razor rash and cut myself.
>When it's hot, does your pussy sweat?
My thighs sweat. I dont think my puss sweats
I love the smell of my periods...
femanons will one of you be my gf
>>29934837
I'd love to toast a roast today, but this shit triggers the fuck out of me after seeing betas do extremely beta shit in my permanence in that gaming group.
Here's the stealthy beta backlash when you blow their cover.
Get lost, you little bitch, go talk to some girl when you grow some balls and worth and approach them directly with clear intent.
Surely, she loves attention, she's a woman after all, but your attention is ill intentioned, not because you want to fuck her, that's what most people want, but because you wouldn't be able to sustain the burden of having an emotionally fragile person on your back, as you can't sustain your own fragile personality.
This is what women mean when they accuse betas of being double intentioned, or "just in for the sex", in reality it's just a poor way to rationalize their instinctual repulsion of this behaviour.
Every time a guy sees a girl, no matter how ugly, he thinks of two things. What would it be like to fuck her and do I want to make an attempt at getting her. How often do women think about sex?
How do women see guys, especially guys they find attractive? Tell me from your perspective what I need to do and understand to start a relationship with the average woman.
>>29934966
>>29935005
Neat. I've always been afraid that if I ever had sex it would slip off inside me.
>>29935124
I'll be your gf for the remainder of the thread, if it makes you feel better, anon-kun. <3
>>29935240
It doesn't make me feel better no
Need women advice. How do I tell when a woman is into me? What signs do I look for?
>>29935233
no, a generic akhmed or pajeet thinks that way.
>>29932312
Go back to Tumblr you piece of shit. Leave our board alone, it's all we have.
>>29935193
This wall of autism is a helpful reminder of what the mind of an autistic neckbeard is capable of. Take note, kiddos
>>29935298
I'm a young guy, I can't get sex off my mind. Even after I cum, I'm ready to go again right away. Whenever I see a young woman, I think about fucking her.
>>29935324
>muh autism
Point a single thing i said that isn't true.
>inb4 i baited u XD
fuckoff in this case.
>>29935289
Ignore their signs, just grow a pair and hit on them in a playful sexual way. Give no more respect than you would to a child you're messing with. Invite her to your place for drinks and if she declines then fuck it, move on to the next one. If you're going for chicks in your league and you aren't completely retarded this will 100% work.
>>29935368
This autism brought to you by years of suburban coddling and helicopter parents. God bless.
>>29935474
So your answer is memes
i guess it's a bait.
fuckoff.
>>29935440
>hit on them in a playful sexual way
That's my problem. And I don't know who I should approach, like how do I tell they are receptive through non-verbal cues.
>>29935063
Interesting. Thanks for your response M'lady.
>>29935063
be my terse gf
