If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change anon?
My hair loss. I just want to keep my hair...
I could put up with all the other stupid shit if I had enough money to reliably live on for the rest of my life. Fat chance I'll ever get that, though. I can't find a job anywhere. My roommates are tired of my shit and they've kept me out of next year's lease, so I've got like a month and a half left here and then I don't really know what I'm gonna do.
>>29931287
My sex. Plz give me a set of both genitals and have them function perfectly.
>>29931287
My S-shaped back
Slightly taller comes to mind.
Better jaw line is my final answer.
>>29931287
Something really fucking fundamental like going from dude to chick or English to Chinese. No particular reason.
You get a unique chance, go big or go home IMHO. I'm sure I'd be comfortable enough regardless of my choice.
New brain sempai
>>29931287
I want to lose my capacity to love. I can't stand always being the one who cares for others but gets jack shit in return.
>>29931287
I hate this new cartoon style everything has now days
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahaha! :D
its my weeeeeenus peanus! haha. :)
If you could change one thig about yourself what would you change - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
>>29931839
Let's trade m8
I'd love to be able to genuinely love others like it seems like everyone I admire can
>>29932037
What meme is this
original
>>29931287
My height
I don't want to be 5'3
I want to be taller
Even 5'8 would be fine
I would get rid of my deep rooted hatred of all things, presumably caused by some sort of childhood trauma.
>>29931839
Senpai... iktf.
To not be fat
I just want to gain some weight. Skinny genetics suck
>>29932184
5'3
originalososo
I would quit smoking.
my ears. They stick out all the way.They're like mouse ears or something
>>29931287
My dick. If I had a big or even mediocre dick I would have much more confidence around women.Life is pure suffering when you've a 3.5" microdick, and that's when it's fully erect.
>>29931287
my autism
i'd give up all my skills in math/physics/programming just to live as a blue-pill, self-unaware normalshit. it will NEVER happen
I'd like to be a man, or maybe just treated as one.
>>29932746
I have a 7 inch dick and I'm embarrassed by it, doesn't help that the only girl I've ever slept with was a size queen.
If it was bigger it wouldn't matter, insecurities don't work that way.
MAKE MY LOVEHANDLES GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'm okay otherwise thanks
>>29932844I wouldn't be so bad if I was remotely feminine otherwise. I look like the lovechild of Shrek and George R. R. Martin, covered in hair, 6' tall, hands so big the PS3 controller gives me cramps, and shoulders like a football player. If I wasn't a soda-addicted sack of shit I could've been a wrestler or something.
I wish I wasn't so introverted. I mean I can talk to people just fine most of the time but if I'm in a party or with a crowd of people I don't know anxiety kicks in. Extroverted people have it easy.
My race, want to be white
>>29932922
Ahh, that makes more sense.
Good luck anon, I hope everything works out for you.
>>29931287
I would undo 85% of the effects of puberty
>>29932160
It was originally what video game character scares you and that answer got a ton of replies
I do not have the thread compilation on hand at the moment
>>29931287
My height probably.
Not Becuase I dislike my current height, but becuase being taller would help tremendously in exercising and boxing.
Probably seem more attractive to girls too, no doubt
Redo me being born.
I'd make me able to draw really well so I wouldn't have to practice 8 hours a day anymore.
The universe I was born in.
>>29931287
Give my kid self a counselor growing up.
>>29931287
I'd like to be able to grow a beard and sideburns.
>native american
>>29931287
My gender.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I want to change from existing to non-existing.
>>29931287
I'd probably give myself a BIG SMELLY NIGGER DICK.
>>29932184
I'm also 5'3'' anon
we can share the misery
>>29932184
holy fuck
literally what
>>29931381
I lived out of a homeless shelter for about a year, it was actually a pretty interesting experience.
>>29931287
Other people being alive on the Earth with me
I'd want a 20 inch dick. Girls from all the corners of the planet would be lining up to fuck me. Day in day out nothing but fucking smoking hot babes 24/7. There would be a waiting list a decade long for all the sloots wanting to attempt to climb my man mountain.
>>29931287
Erase my anxiety. My life would be amazing.
>>29931287
>what would you change anon?
I'd change being alive for being dead.
I believe it's a fair trade.
>>29931287
my premature ejaculation
My ugliness or personality, but if I looked like chad my personality would probably be better. So yeah looks.
Why does Shaggy look like a Family Guy cartoon?
>>29931287
my DNA
>>29931839
Don't do it, anon. Because then you'll learn... even a robot can cry
I'd like to go from 3.9-6.2 to 5.3-7.5
>>29931287
I want to be able to properly interact with other humans.
I fuck up pretty much every conversation I've ever tried with a stranger so now I just never talk to new people.
I just get so nervous when someone tries to talk to me to the point where I've actually just ran away a couple times.
I'm way too skinny, 6'0'' and 150 lbs
>>29931387
>put own penis in vagoo
>birth clone child
profit??
>>29932116
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve?
Then I'm sure to get
A brain >>29931791
A heart >>29932116
A home >>29933377
The nerve>>29931381
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!
>>My body
>hair
>fat being stored on ass
>Height
I wish I could relive my life as a tall high test guy with a good hairline
>>29931287
I'm infp living in an istj world
I would remove my one academic skill, meaning that I could have reason to ruin my life and pursue crime or a physical-based occupation. Something exciting
>>29931287
My weight. I just want 60 lbs off. Fuck, I'd take 10 lbs if I could.
>>29931791
this
please end my suffering
i want out
>>29931287
My childhood, i'd make it so i would have been born in a healthy environment.
I'd change the fact that I exist
>>29936914
You can do that now. Like right now.
>>29931287
the poor part. i'd change it so i was rich
Another go at life. Hopefully I'd just become another ignorant normie next time round and not experience the things that made me so neurotic.
>>29931287
If I could change one thing it would be to give myself some semblance of a fucking clue as what to do with my life.
I have zero direction in my life, and every time I think of something I might want to do or be good at, I shoot it done with some rationality of why it wouldn't work.
I would kill to fucking know.
>>29936942
killing yourself isn't easy like in the movies cunt
>>29937043
Yes it is. Even easier.
>>29937054
have you tried it? if not fuck off
My face tbqh famalam
I'd say my weight but I can fix that
>>29937072
No I haven't tried it, I'm not a bitch.
I want to be able to have friends and be a normie
My height being 5'3 sucks!
>>29936699
COME ON EVERYONE! LET'S GO SEE THE WIZARD! I'm sure he can grant our little wishes
If ever oh ever a wiz there was the wizard of Oz is one because because because because because -
He's like 45 years old, and an autistic virgin
>>29931287
My penis size.I wish it was huge
>>29931287
I would give myself Cyber Legs
>>29931287
My heartbeat
Id make it stop
>>29931287
My sleep schedule.
>>29936433
6'0 129lbs senpai
orange comment
>>29931287
The fact that I don't fit in with the rest of society.Or just living in a place with pokestops nearby
>>29931287
height is the only thing i want
>>29931287
No flat feet
