When was the last time you got caught fapping?
When I was like 8 I think
never bc am sneeki
When I saw the "easter" poster making /int/ a better board.
>>29930684
Never
They'll never find me
>>29930684
bout' 2 years ago, roommate walked in on me.
Sister caught me twice before that.
How do you people get caught? Take the necessary precautions and have contingencies in place.
>>29930684
Thiswas never.
>>29930684
when i was 14, freshman in high school
it was 6 in the morning and i was supposed to be getting ready for school, but i decided to bust a quick one out in the living room because everyone was supposed to be asleep but me.
my mom caught me and was pretty upset. the car drive to school was pretty awkward. she still jokes about me fapping to 'lisa ann anal' to this day
>>29930684
a few months ago
my mother walked in on me without warning for no reason
i was pissed
>jacking off to asian chicks
>mom walks in
>nopes the fuck back out
>dad asks to talk to me in living room
>asks if im gay
>"What the fuck?"
>'I'm just asking, Anonymous, are you gay?'
This happened when I was 24.
Never
>inb4 le your parents already know
they're overtly religious so not a chance.
>>29930684
Never got really caught, but I had to sit there twice with cum in my crotch and my pants above because someone came in after i ejaculated.
It's just nasty. So nasty...
never
anyone who gets caught is an amateur
>>29930684
around 11:30pm New Years Eve, 2014. My mom was at a party, which I assumed she would be at until after midnight. Figured I'd try to squeeze one more in for 2014, so I gave it a go. Never heard her come into the house. All of a sudden I hear a knock on my door and I froze up for a good 10 seconds. Then another knock at the door, and she tried to turn the door knob which was locked. All I could think to say was "Hang on, I'm changing." She said "Oh, no, that's okay. You don't have to come to the door" so she must've known. I opened the door about 20sec later and she was still there. She told me about the party and that she had decided to come home early.
That, and another time back in 2010, but I didn't really get caught. I moved out of state for a month, and while I was gone, she decided she'd clean my whole room which was completely trashed. I came back home to see 4 shopping bags completely full of about 3 years of jerk socks. She gave me this weird look and said "There's some stuff on the couch I need you to go through." Ended up giving most of them to my father to use as rags in his garage, but I'm sure he knew what they were, too since they were all stained.
My mom caught me rubbing my balls yesterday, but im pretty sure from her expression that she thought i was jerking off.
>>29930914
>Anonymous, are you gay?
I don't know why, but the use of Anonymous instead of Anon made me kek out loud
Never. Learn to ninja fap, plebs.
>>29930752
I never personally have gotten caught, but I can see how.
My first college roommate was a sperg lord, so he's always run up stairs and open doors quickly and with too much force like he was the SWAT raiding a methlab. He had never knocked. If I was jacking it at any time we was entering the room, he would caught me and prolly tell the RA to evict me for opressing him with an un-Christian act.
>>29931190
I fapped without hands once, it's not worth
You mean that time we were having a disagreement, and she started fingering herself next to me, and then I started fapping, and she watched while sucking my nip, and clapped her hands when I came? That was a long time ago.
>>29931305
Hands free fapping, you say
>>29930684
Last night my wife caught me fapping to bbc porn.
>>29931369
using only my mouth. :3
feels good man.
>>29930965
they'd have been able to smell it
My mom caught me summer about 3 years ago. We just put a new AC in my window, and like 20 minutes later I was jerking off to fat Asians when she burst in to see how it was working. Luckily my back is to the door, but she could clearly see what was on the screen. Now she knocks before opening the door, but for whatever reason she won't wait for a response before coming in. She just knocks and opens.
I think I only got caught once. I was like 12 or 13 and watching TV in my mom's room, under the covers of the bed. I was masturbating and my sister walked in. I jumped up and tried to play it off like she just startled me. She said "suuure" and walked out.
I don't know if she even really thought about it. She seemed preoccupied so maybe I've never been caught!
>>29931369
B@ him
>>29931373
Top kek
Really hope this is true
>>29931388
Ooh
Heard it takes dedication
Also be careful of back problems senpai
When I was in high school my sister and her friend walked in on my fapping while sniffing her friends socks. My sister still makes fun of me for it.
>>29931502mods are pussies :^)
>>29930924
>they believe in a magical skydaddy therefore they don't believe you are like 100% of other teenagers and choke your beef missile
wew
>>29930980
>I came back home to see 4 shopping bags completely full of about 3 years of jerk socks.
jesus fuck, i don't know how you could resist the urge to kill yourself after that
>>29930715
Same desu famalamigo
Never, I'm not a retard.
>>29931369
Wet dream. Had one yesterday. Shit was
WILD
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>>29932106
I doubt he has any shame.
