That'll be 2 bones, plus treat!
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>That'll be 2 bones, plus treat!
>>29930563
How about some yummy peanut butter?
>>29930563
>Heh, I don't think so kiddo..... Give me the pizza, and walk away slowly..
>>29930613
>"p-please sire ;_;"
>>29930629
>Don't even look at me.... I'll stab yer mum senpai
>>29930669
>"p-police! police!"
>time to 2v2 lt anon!
>>29930669
>*teleports behind u* hand me the pizza and go on...doggo...
>>29930669
* blocks your path*
> CAAAAAAAAWWW CAW CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29930755
*teleports behind u*
>looks like we got ourselves a good ol mexican standoff
>>29930563
that pizza aint even cooked
>>29930793
Subtle kek thread desu
bump
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pmub
>>29930818
>It's time, for a showdown.
*unzips katana*
I almost feel sorry you all
>*Teleports pizza to 3rd earth*
Heh, nothing personnel
>>29930563
Oh, but it seems I can't pay you for the pizza!
I'm sure we can work something out...
Since when did this become /s4s/?
>>29931599
*unsheathes fedora while bending to one knee in classic sprinter starting position, fedora dramatically blocking the view to my eyes*
*teleports in front of you*
*FEDORA-SHIN-KEN! DOGGO BEGONE STYLE!*
*spins the fedora at a blinding speed causing a cascade of rainbow colored ribbons to spark out from it, completely obliterating all traces of doggo*
"-Heh, nuthing PET-sernal, pupper!"
P.S
It was just a shadow image projection.
*
>>29931785
moar
comment oregano
>>29930563
ok here you go thank you for the pizza
Nigga this is my territory, I'm the cute doggy delivery boy. Why don't you go over to Papa John, I heard they need a delivery boy.
(In all seriousness I love this picture, it's super cute!)
*waits for triggered tfw no wan wan poster*
>>29933757
>tfw saw a wan wan outside
>I got to pet it
>it was ridiculously soft
>it even started rubbing it's cute little face on my leg
>>29933514
*regenerates*
Hmph, you thought it was that easy? Heh, think twice, kid. I was just testing your powers, and my conclusion is that you are no match for me.
*teleports behind you*
*holds dick in hand*
Now, get ready for THIS!
*penetrates ure anus*
*starts thrusting*
Uh, yeah..
*keeps thrusting*
Ugh, I'm at my limit
*ejaculates*
Ahh...*heavy breathing*.That should teach you a lesson
>>29930563
I'll give you 2 bones and a surprise treat :)
