You are just now getting home from work, wagecuck? They sure cuck you hard with work, and you fall for it all the time. Well, it's almost bedtime. No rest for the weary.
>>29930209
Thisthread has no replies. I wonder if he had to stay overtime.
>>29930209
>>29930778
>>29930778
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING WAGEKEKS STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahah payday today, NEETKEK. What's that? Can't hear you because I'm too busy eating at a fancy restaurant that I PAID with my OWN money
>>29931375
>fancy
Meaningless and superficial.
You can get the equivalent nutrition much cheaper.
>>29931391
No thanks, I'd rather have higher quality than eating cheap ramen noodles
>>29931410
Soylent is perfect quality.
>>29931439
Been considering that stuff for a while, how is it? How does it taste, is it filling, and do you feel nourished and healthy?
>>29930209
Another long day of amateur astronomy, composing symphonies, rooftop gardening, training for the next triathlon, and teaching yourself 20 different foreign languages, eh frogposter?
>>29931479
>t filling, and do you feel nourished and healthy?
Yes, yes and yes
The only problem is that you might eat too much because it's so nutritionally dense
Great otherwise
>>29931439
>He thinks liquid food is the real deal
Yeah, and virtual reality is equivalent to sex.
>tfw normies made fun of my old phone today
f-fuck you!!!! it's not worth spending the money on something I barely use!!!!
>>29931410
The wagecuck is too frazzled from his day of mind-numbing labor to realize nutritious ingredients are cheap and easy to prepare. If anything, it's you who'd have to subsist on ramen every other day of the week, being too tired to make yourself a decent meal, and not rich enough to eat out every day.
>>29930209
going in an hour and a half actually, get a job neet
>>29931479
Oh and it tastes roughly like oatmeal. Not bad at all.
>>29931518
the wagecuck is always quick to anger, he has years of pent up anger at his bosses. He sulks home around 8 at night, forced to sleep on the couch again this night because his wife has her NEET lover over again. tick tock tick tock wagie, your life is running out.
I get paid 11 dollars an hour to sit and play video games for most of the day. They also pay for my housing and utilities. I'm cool with being a wagekuk.
>>29931479
eating that much soy is unbelievably bad for you. soy is a garbage food for peasants that throws your hormones out of proper functioning order.
Instead of soylent, just eat in equal proportion one of each from category A and B:
A: corn, rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, bread/wheat, or any grain
B: lentils, peas, beans, or any non-soy legume
The idea is to add a legume to a carbohydrate and then yuo get a complete protein profile. Rice and lentils is delicious and balanced. Corn and peas is, too. A can of black beans over a sweet potato with some hot sauce and olive oil or other seasoning is a large, delicious, balanced dinner if you add a cup of greens to the side.
Soylent is expensive, low-quality gruel for gullible, lazy dropouts and it's easy to replicate its nutritional value with real food.
>18 yo lifeguard
>paid $13/hr to do basically nothing
>live at summer house alone all summer
>live at home during school year and commute in my nice car
>parties and friends every day.
How do you NEETs live with the shitty lives you have? I honestly suggest moving out of your parents basement, losing some weight, and actually doing something with your lives.
>>29931648
>ignorance
Soylent doesn't contain any soy.
>>29931595
>being this involved with made-up fantasies as a way to escape reality
the bread and butter of being a NEET.
You didn't even post a tumblr frog, 0/10.
>>29931660
you fucking retard it's the first fucking ingredient and the namesake of the product
no one can be this stupid commit suicide immediately
>>29931730
That's Soy Protein Isolate, not SOY
>>29931762
That's like saying that whey protein isolate is not milk or that bread is not wheat. Soy protein isolate is literally 100% soy.
Look at the ingredients you worthless caricature of a human being.
>CONTAINS: SOY
>>29930209
another 12 hour day today...
this shit fucking sucks, i just want to go back to school and learn. fuck this gay earth
>tfw just started working
>get up at 6
>leave for work at 6:10
>get there at 9
>get off at 5
>get home at 8
>shower and eat
>sleep at 10
I want to die and the few moments I get to use /r9k/ you bully me?
>>29931809
NIGGER It's Soy Protein ISOLATE. The only SOY here is the one that came out of my dick after I fucked ur mom faggot
>>29931841
Only the NEET is truly enlightened friend, learn his ways and become one. Then you shall know true peace from this world.
>>29931481
I fixed that image for you.
>>29931931
Yes, and end up like picture related.
Leeching off your parents only works for a short period of time and trying to live off benefits will leave you with a dogshit existence where you can barely afford anything beyond rent before your welfare runs out and you have to get a job or go homeless.
>>29932009
>Spend days shitposting on /r9k/
>Actually enjoy an existence like that
Well, I guess it takes all kinds but god that sounds like an absolute dogshit existence if I'm honest.
>>29931850
>actually being this retarded
soy protein isolate is literally, literally absolutely and exactly nothing other than the protein that comes out of a soybean. Soylent ALSO contains soy lecithin.
you are the biggest fucking cuck i have ever met on 4chan or anywhere else. you have actually jewed YOURSELF into believing that you are not swilling down pussy-water even though the ingredients state in plain, clear language that the product is based almost entirely on soy.
>CONTAINS SOY
>"it contains no soy"
How are you even alive? I would have to think you'd have died from drinking bleach by now.
>>29932069
It obviously has no SOY. Soy Protein Isolate is very different from SOY.
>Implying the ingredients weren't photoshopped
>>29932069
It actually doesn't contain all that much soy. The bulk of it is rice and oats, at least for the powdered version.
>>29932009
True enlightenment. I soon will complete my training and becoming NEET. My unemployment benefits will be more then enough to live off of for several years as I can save. I welcome the true peace and light into my robot life.
I urge other robots and cyborgs to do the same, come, learn and become NEET as well. Throw away the wagie life, the student life, embrace nirvana with me.
>>29932118
https://faq.soylent.com/hc/en-us/articles/200789315-Nutrition
here's the official website, you gigantic fuckin' retard
>>29932118
Soy protein isolate is literally 100% soy. Saying thay soy protein isolate is not soy is like saying that cheese isn't milk. it's 100% milk.
>>29932148
>Articles
>Implying you didnt make the article
>Implying you didn't make that photoshopped pic, wagecuck
Almost got me tricked, faggot
>>29931391
Sounds like a case of sour grapes
>>29931375
hey wagey, the more money you spend the less you have to use as 'play money' because of rent/bills/tax/gross/gas/food/etc.
>>29932148
BTFO and got nothing to say because you know I'm RIGHT.
>>>29931730
>That's Soy Protein Isolate, not soy
>>29932390
HAHAHA neetfuks are both poor AND dumb
>>29931841
>3 hour commute
I think you need a better job
