>tfw mom washes the cum socks
>>29929634
TFW mum empties bin full of cum tissues every week
>>29930022
just flush the tissues in the toilet
>>29931019
I am too lazy
>>29929634
>mum empties the cig cans
>Mom empties garbage can full of cum tissues.
>Gets all concerned and asked me if my old wound had opened up because of all the "gauze" she saw in my garbage can.
It aroused me how innocent and caring she seemed.
>>29929634
you sad fuck, OP
>>29931216
>It aroused me how innocent and caring she seemed.
Kek
Today there's no more women like that.
>Cum sock just disappears one day.
Fuck she knows.
>gf finds the cum socks whilst under your bed
>>29931597
I think we all know that panic when you try to find it and realize mom cleaned the room that day, fuck, the horror.
>mummy throws my cum shoes away
>not just wiping it on your bed sheets so you don't have to dispose of it
I have a cumrag in my closet and I REALLY hope nobody finds it. The smell of cum fills my room immediately when I open my closet.
>>29931693
it stains the sheets
>>29931019
I masturbate multiples times a day and it just sounds like such a waste of water
Better idea, just wipe the cum off your dick and wash your hands. Problem solved
>>29932090
and the bed frame
and the carpet
and the hardwood floor
Jesus christ, why is it so hard your autists to just simply cum into a paper towel or a couple of napkins and then just throw it away in the fucking garbage can?
>>29932189
>killing trees for no reason
>>29932189
But others can smell that
>>29932197
You're not killing trees, the tree is already dead and you and all of the other people refusing to use paper towels or napkins to cum in will not lower the demand of paper towels or napkins enough to save even one tree. From now on when I jerk off to I will be able to use even more paper towels or napkins than I need so that my mom will have to buy more more often and increase demand just to spite you and your efforts.
>>29932224
Not when it's in a trashcan, it's going to smell like trash...
>>29932189
the materials you've suggested are a surefire way to irritate your urethra
>he cums at all
>>29932263
You don't wrap it around or stick it in your dick. You place it above your dick on your pelvis/stomach so when your jizz shoots out it lands on the papertowel or napkins you fucking cretin.
>>29931795
How long have you been using it? Why don't you just wash it?Can you post pictures?
>tfw mom made homemade tendies
I will be jerking off to mommy tonight.
It should be going into a woman (or man I guess) not a tissue but you wont initiate the beta uprising
>>29932364
>How long have you been using it?
I don't know, a couple of months. Definetely since last year
>Why don't you just wash it?
I don't know how. I can't give it to my mother and I can't use the washing machine.
I never used it so I decided to use it as a cumrag
>>29932871
Why can't you use the washing machine? What did you use before this cumrag?
>>29932871
You could always just burn it and use something else, and keep doing that ever month or so.
>>29929634
>panties and dildo are gone
Fugg
>>29932898
>Why can't you use the washing machine?
Because my parents would notice that
>What did you use before this cumrag?
Tissues. Some of my cum always landed somewhere on my body and I used too many tissues since I fap at least 3 times a day so it was pretty annoying.
>>29932924
Where could I burn it?
>>29932973
>>Why can't you use the washing machine?
>Because my parents would notice that
Just do it with a load of your clothes.
>>29931668
Are cum shoes nice? I've never tried that tactic. Are they better than a cum sock?
>>29933019
I don't think I'm going to do that. My mother always washes my clothes, it would be suspicious if I suddenly did that myself.
>>29933150
>My mother always washes my clothes, it would be suspicious if I suddenly did that myself.
What do you mean, "suspicious"? What would she suspect is happening?
>>29933216
She would know that something's not right. Of course she wouldn't know why exactly I did it but it would be pretty weird to her.
>>29932973
Dude just put it in a backpack or something the next time you go out and toss it in some random backyard when no one is looking.
>tfw me and my boyfriend both piss in bottles because jackass roomate has schizophrenia
>>29933275
That's actually a good idea, thanks Anon. The only problem I have is that I would need a new cumrag.
I honestly don't even know if I should get rid of it though. I'm kinda proud of it.
>>29933269
Then I guess just burn it off in the woods or something if her being slightly perplexed bothers you that much.
just eat your own cum
>tfw dad empties the dead children paper station every month without saying a word
>tfw dad walks into my room and throws a kleenex box at me every month without saying a word
>tfw dad walks into my room after i make cummies and comes back with air freshener and sprays it everywhere without saying a word
>tfw my cumsock dumping grounds disappear every few months
>>29933327
>I'm kinda proud of it.
>>29933397
stop acting like that, he just doesn't like the smell and takes care of it for your lazy ass.
>>29933442
Of course I am. It took me months to make it as disgusting as it is today. Wouldn't you be proud?
>>29929634
>tfw dog finds the cum rag and brings it to my mom
they played tug of war with it.
> me at 15, the year 1997
>having phone sex with girlfriend
>mom opens door with laundry
>i freeze
>mom just looks down and sees my erection with a huge wad of liquid cum in my hand.
>mom drops laundry and walks out
>never went into my room again
>>29933569
NORMIE GET OUT
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
THIS BOARD IS FOR ROBOTS
>>29929634
I cum on a paper plate then wipe up with baby wipes and toss the plate.
>>29933646
she was a cheerleader. i was banging her too. she would grab ahold of me when i was about to cum. she wanted it inside her. i would have to throw her to the ground and cum on the floor so we wouldnt have babies.
>>29933751
So what? Do you think your shitty bait will make me cry? Get out
>>29932332
Your's shoots out? mine just dribbles all over my balls
>tfw has a bent dick
>>29933867
I bent my dick 90 degree once when banging GF. Blood went everywhere, even on the roof. Had to squeeze my dick tight to stop the bleed.
