Alcohol bros
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How is it even legal to sell this stuff when there is no use for it other than binge drinking? One can is $3 and contains 5.5 standard drinks.
>>29929242
Who decided the only use was binge drinking? You could use your same nonsense argument for anything. Why do they make cars that go over the speed limit?
>>29929268
It's a non resealable 23.5oz can. You could in theory share it but in practice I've only seen people drink their own 4loko straight from the can. And no one pays attention to the lable that says it has 4.5 servings in it.
>>29929363
There is no time limit for it to be consumed. You could drink it slowly.
>>29929242
I just buy bottomshelf sherry, cheapest shit in my country for the buzz
>>29929403
But then it gets too warm by the time you've drank half
>>29929403
>only 5.5 drinks
>drink it slow bro!
Go fuck off goddamit, you're not an alcohol bro
>>29929403
It's sold cold and carbonated without the ability to reseal it. This product is not intended to be opened then transfered to a sealable bottle and put in the refrigerator while you enjoy your single 5oz serving.
>>29929467
What is a refrigerator?
>>29929499
What is an alcohol bro?
>>29929242
It's not legal where I live :( And didn't they remove all the caffeine?? :( Why guys?
>>29929242
I bet you are against selling guns too.
There is no point on making anything ilegal, there are still drugs, murders and prostitutions around.
Your trust on the efficacy of the government borders the moronic
>>29929536
Because niggers
originalnigglet
>>29929499
I got a lemonade 4loko with it. This was to get me a good 2pm drunk. I have 2 bottles of a kind of gross boxed red blend that I got on sale for 3L for $9 that I need to finish tonight.
>>29929554
None of that really matters because you don't leave your parents' house.
>>29929536
That's why I make my own fourloko now with pure caffeine powder and everclear.
>>29929601
Actually I live alone but pleas tell me how great your degree in social science looks in the employee room at Walmart Nd how many decades left until you pay your debt
>>29929536
They haven't had caffeine since like 2008. I was 18 then so I've never had those. Some places sell the 14% 4lokos for like $0.25 more than the 12% ones but the at the place I went to I got a 14% and a 12% for $6.60 and I think he charged me the same for both. The point of it is that it's strong and you can drink it fast because it's candy flavor. The gold ones are redbull and vodka flavored and is probably the best flavor they make. For some reason in California 75.5% is the highest abv legal in liqour but 14% and 23.5oz one serving cans are okay.
>>29929681
Jokes on you faggot! I don't have a degree.
>>29929242
Anyone tried an alcohol enema before with fourloko? My bro has, says it's hype, I wanna try. Tell me how to do this shit, will a turkey baster work?
I downed a cup of vodka with jelly dissolved in it
Is that a good way to drink?
>>29929762
Good for you, employees nowadays prefer to hire people with no degree than arts or social science degrees
>>29929805
Nah not really dude, why the jelly bro?
>>29929795
Why don't you just go ask your bro, gaylord?
>>29929805
I dunno bro, how'd it taste?
>>29929838
Me and my friend(my only friend) we're trying to learn how to get drunk but since we both have autism we couldn't down it straight so we put some jelly in ittasted sweet
>>29929795
I don't think I could take a turkey baster up the ass. When I was 19 I snorted about 170mg of Adderall in one night while smoking weed and used an oral syringe to squirt about 2 or 3oz of rum up my ass. I felt like i ODed and I shat blood the next morning because anything stronger than 20% shouldn't go up your butt. They sell enemas at pharmacys. You should buy one of those and use it. I'd let the 4loko warm up and loose it's carbonation first though.
>>29929909
If you make jello but use vodka instead of cold water in the recipie it's pretty easy to get down. A 750ml bottle of vodka goes with 1 and a half jello packages.
>>29929924
Should have squirted the Addy up your butt instead. It's fucking incredible
>>29930048
I was doing that with some of it. I used to do Adderall all night and masturbate for about 10 hours and then feel like shit for the next 24. My friend used to sell me 5 30mg XR pills for $20 when I was 19.
>>29930247
>I used to do Adderall all night and masturbate for about 10 hours and then feel like shit for the next 24
Ive been doin that sort of stuff my whole life too. I started when i was 13 with concerta, 16 with addy, and now finally at 20 ive graduated to meth. I know im wreaking havoc on my heart but i cant stop. And just as soon as i cantnpossibly fap more, i smoke some weed, and then it's time for some more baby oh yeah, whole day wasted, whole life wasted oh man
>>29929363
Because we don't live in a fascist state where the government can just ban things because they don't like it. Or wait maybe we do...
Anyway, they make it because people buy it, and enjoy it retard. But you would see the drink they enjoy banned because of your personal preference and feelings on the matter? Fucking leave them ALONE. You already got all the caffeine and shit taken out of it.
>>29930048
I can confirm this. Everything inserted anally is 10x better. I don't even eat food anymore. I just shove it up my ass.
>>29930389
You sound like you jerk off on your 9mm glock every night before cradling your AR-15 in your arms while you drift off to sleep.
>>29930342
I just play RPGs for 24 hours straight. Just fuck my life up
Who else likes taking a nice fat load of hot sticky cum when they're drunk?
>>29931701
Lol *blushes* "m-me"
>>29930389
>Because we don't live in a fascist state where the government can just ban things because they don't like it
That's exactly what they did with weed and other various drugs though.
>>29929658
Never before has a post been so underrated
What are you bros drinking tonight?
Have 2-3 glasses before bed every night. Having a little more tonight because friends blew plans off to do literal jackshit again.
>>29930524
Im not a gun owner but I support citizens' right to own guns.
>>29931701
OOOHHHHHHH YEAH FUUCK MY ASSSS
>>29933077
sounds gay senpai
>>29929242
I had a neighbor(middle/upper class old white guy) that would buy one of those 24 oz cans of malt liquor every day because he was really cheap and he didn't have any taste buds left. He would drink half a can and put it in the fridge for the next day.
>>29929242
>How is it even legal to sell this stuff when there is no use for it other than binge drinking?
Because alcohol is legal.
>>29934295
So he was still drinking a whole can each day?
>>29934295
>>29934348
Yeah bros just a lil 24oz can of malt liquor aint much even for an old man. I livr in quebec and here i pick up 2 40s of 10.1% beer for $7, usually go through 2 or 3 of those bad boys a day.
>>29934348
probably, my grandmother used to drink franzia box wine before the bums started drinking it in the early 2000s, she could afford good wine but she didn't care at that point.
>>29929242
Being an alcoholic is nasty.
Alcohol is hell if you overdo it.
The addictiveness is underrated
>>29934408
i was just about to post that shit senpai
i'm not even canadian
>>29934348
Hahahahahahahaha. Perceptive.
because binge drinking in general is legal
that said, Four Loko is too damn nasty, Steel Reserve and Old English are my corner store beverages of choice
Why do sand niggers run liqour stores regardless of the country?
>>29934920
Yeee thats the shit my niggar. How do you even know about it if you arent canadian? Do they sell it elsewhere?
>>29929499
hurr durr hurr durr i need more alcohol to get a buzz than you that means i'm better than you...
>>29936738
If you dont need lots of drink to get drunk you probably dont drink a lot which makes people who drink a lot more more distinguished and experienced than you
>>29929242
>One can is $3 and contains 5.5 standard drinks.
not bad. i drink about once every 5-6 weeks or so, but when i do i binge. thanks for the tip OP
>>29929242
That is really not enough to even get a buzz.
>>29936002
buddy from montreal brought down a fucking duffle bag full to massachusetts once
>>29930435
south park tried to tell everyone about anal eating but no one believed it
Anyone who drinks alcohol should be shot!
