Im personally a mouse, but I want to see what you guys most identify with.
>>29929119
Cerebrotonic fits well. Expect the part about life tasks.
Cerebro-mouse
Wageslave and Cerebrotonic are normies
Please fix it
>>29929119
wageslave. but I am going to lose my job at the end of August so Ill just an unemployed eggphelant man
>>29929185
*except
It's getting late in Mongolia.
Cerebrotonic Cyborg
>mootbIox
>>29929119
Wageslave, except I actually enjoy my job. Everything else about my life sucks though
>>29929289
that doesn't mean wageslave
Cerebrotonic-sloth
To afraid to do anything, to lazy to do it if I wasnt.
Life is shit.
>>29929237
this
mouse here
>>29929119
wow someone actually got buttblasted enough to make this image lmao
I was a skinnyfat Sloth in highschool and became a Mouse in my adult life.
I want to benormal, I am just too afraid of everyone, and even so I get the feeling people instinctively don't like me which only makes things worse. Sometimes I miss being a complete shut in because in those days I really didn't care and I wasn't anxious around anyone.
I don't think I fall anywhere within this. I identify with some of the cyborg points but I feel for and can understand you guys. I like talking with you. I used to be a turbo mouse before I got myself together.
>>29929119
Cyborg at my best(never), Cerebrotronic mostly, Mouse at my worst (now).
>>29929119
well, I'm a cyborg
Cyborg here. Feels good being a normie.
>>29929119
sloth as fuck
>>29929119
wageslave-mouse
>>29929119
yeah out of these its the cerebotronic
lay frog baybayz xD
>>29929119
I identify as a wageslave/cerebrotinic/sloth hybrid.
Like I have self esteem a job and a car etc, but my only real friends are a supportive family and Internet people I've met maybe once or twice.
When I'm not at work I fuck around on the Internet all day or night.
I am sloth personified
Sloth.
original post is original is original
I'm definitely a wanabee
fixed
origicomment
Im a sloth with good hygiene, good diet, no waifus,
never pissed in a jug and and not a master of any form of media.
ie. im the blandest neet in the world
>>29930702
If you are not either a Sloth, Mouse, Elephant Man or a Super Autist you do not belong on this board
>>29929119
Histronic checking in here. Guilty.
>>29929119
Wageslave. Jesus it's eerie how relatable that description is.
Le slothmouse meme.
>>29930702
Original thanks anon
Histrionic + frog memes + sloth + mouse
Mouse and Sloth
>tfw used to be cybrog and now turning into mouse
It was nice having hope for a while.
I'm clearly a Sloth but living in slightly better conditions, and not affected by loneliness but still depressed for other reasons.
>>29929119
I have bipolar and vacilate between cerebro and mouse.
>>29929119
Cyborg-Cerebrotonc-Mouse hybrid, it usually depends on the situation
>>29929119
Went from a mouse to a cyborg after high school
Mixture of mouse, cerebrotonic and wageslave.
They all apply.
>>29929119
The cerebrotonic definitely.
>>29929119
Cerebrotonic
>passive if not apathetic
>wears plain, neutral-colored clothing
>never initiates social contact
>nobody ever bothers with him and they end up thinking that he hates them
>walks too fast, stands funnywhy the fuck is this so accurate
Mouse
>overly polite
>reminisces about past failures and awkward moments
>dwells on past converstaions
>feels awkward for being alone in public: seldom does public recreational activities alone
>follows his close friends like a dog
Sloth
>supported by loving and worried family
>either sleeps 2 hours a day or 20 hours a day
>loneliness has crippled him to the point of insanity, imagines conversations to pass the time
Elephant man
>a single chuckle by a person on the street makes him feel bad for a month
Super autist
>has a rage meter
Wannabe
>pretends to be a normie and gives common-sensical advice to others
What do I make of this? I seem to have bad qualities from all over the place
I'm a normie but I don't really identify with those. I used to be a robot but my outlook on life is much more negative than the cyborg. More like a depressed normalfag than anything.
>>29929119
I'm definitely a mouse. I just said thank you to a guy that I gave a jump start to.
>>29932648
You're literally me. I just picked >>29932617
because I have the most "qualities" from it.
Oh god the super autist rage meter.
Oh god the elephant man chuckle fear.
>>29930702
>tfw elephant man
>tfw Cerebrotonic in every way described
bring me sweet death
>>29929119
the superautist and it's getting worse
>>29932700
so a massive faggot?
what makes you think you're intelligent and not just average
>>29929119
Cerebrotonic is pretty spot on, I've friends/classmates tell me before tell me that the only reason they didn't talk to me more often was because they thought I was being quite because I wanted to be left alone.I also wait as long as possible between haircuts to avoid having to talk to the stylist
>>29932755
I'm currently in graduate school for mathematics, i.e. uni student, just like described in the picture senpai.
>>29932734
This hit hard. What's the average survival rate until suicide at that point anyway?
>>29932776
being a STEMautist qualifies as intelligence these days?
>>29929119
The sloth and super autist, with just a touch of the cerebrotonic.
>>29930702
Why not make 3 categories? The middle one can be cyborgs and have the proper cyborg, the cerebrotonic and the wageslave
>>29929119
Cerebromouse
I dream of becoming the super autist
>>29932792
I don't see why you're so angry, liberal arts anon. Most people respect mathematics as an fairly intellectual field. If it makes you feel any better I enjoy reading modernist lit for fun.
>>29932692
The worst thing about the chuckle fear is that deep down I know there's like a 1% chance that person actually laughed at me but I can't get rid of the feeling.
I have enough experience to contain my autist rage meter until I get home and can break non valuable things, but I was a raging autistic kid
>>29930702
Lies. Cerebros belong in the Robot category. A successful, but autistic job is all they have going for them. A true Cerebro comes home from their STEM job, and hides in fear from the world. They never recreationally talk to people, and they spend all their time shitposting or playing vidya. There is nothing normie about that behavior.
>>29929119
Holy fucking shit. I'm a wageslave and I can relate to every single point about him.
>tfw my entire personality is a stereotype
>>29932792
If I got a 4.0 without studying in high school and college, a perfect score on the act, and I read philosophy and related works obsessively, does that make me smart?pls approve of me
>>29929119
Bits and pieces from all of them.
Call me amalgamated.
>>29932867
Eh, If I don't blow up immediately I won't do it afterwards either.
Stupidly, the one thing that helped me is to start acting like a normie and be aggressive and shit. Helped out a ton to release a little bit of anger constantly than go full autistic REEEEEEEEEEEEE mode. Got a few stories of those, it basically makes me strong as fuck, but it's also cringey as fuck.
>TFW you realise you're a wannabe
Help me I don't want to be a cunt
>>29932851
apologies my man, I haven't had a wank in days and this is the first period of abstinence in it that I've had since I was 12
what are you reading now?
>>29932908
are you Chinese?
>>29932921
come on give me the cringe aggressive stories
I'd say I'm both mouse and cerebrotonic but more mouse like.
>>29929119
I'm a mix between the wannabe, the super autist, the mouse, and the sloth.
there should be one "conspiracy theorist" who is just in r9k for the good company, as he considers associating with other conspiracy theorists dangerous, in that it may attract unwanted attention and that they may be crazy (too?). he finds normies to be intolerable for different reasons than most robots (they're cheery despite being ignorant at best, and most of the time arrogant, oppressed, sheeple), and holds "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" to hold at least some truth. nobody is quite sure what is wrong with him, but it's hard enough getting comprehensible output from him to judge.
maybe there should also be a category for femanons as they are ostracized even among robots.
>>29932971
Ultramarine by Lowry, because I really liked Under The Volcano. You trying to nofap? I've gotten myself down to once a week and I think overall, I feel better because of it.
>>29929237
also the histrionic, the cyborg are people we should try to change into robots since they're very close to realizing the greater truth. the wannabe should be berated at every opportunity, yet kept around with the hopes that he could be turned into another Elliot Rodger.
>>29933029
>maybe there should also be a category for femanons
There is, it's called The Histrionic
>>29933106
there are female robots that don't fit into that category, yet don't fit into any other entirely
>>29929119
oh god, im le frog memes without the reddit reports. fuck. and im 25. fuck
>>29929119
Im definetly the mouse especially because I'm 5'11 and only 135 lbs
>>29933134
They more than likely fit into one of the top categories, i.e. mouse or sloth etc if you just replace 'he' with 'she' if that's the case
>>29929119
Cross between Cerebrotonic and Sloth here.
Used to be Cerebrotonic but slowly transitioning into the sloth.
>tfw you have a stem degree
>tfw you are too afraid to apply for jobs with it
>fuck me
>>>>>>why
>>29933079
just trying to temper myself and not do things too excessively anymore, nofap fucks your shit up and gives you perma whiskey dick
gonna give it a few more days and bust to some vanilla missionary,maybe some hand-holding if I'm up for another round
I don't read many modernist books, what's the appeal? Just for the prose style?
>>29930702
Cerebros are not that different from Mice, they're just more self-conscious than actually afraid
>>29933200
females can be driven here because they conformed with society so much that they realized how shitty it was. they are fully qualified to participate in the normie hating circlejerk if they've managed to pull off such a complete 180 with their worldview
>>29933184
5'11? Your fucking king of the manlets. stfu
-5'8 (but really 5'7 3/4)
>>29929119
Wow, mouse fits me fucking perfectly.
>>29929119
>tfw you read cerebrotonic
it hurts
>>29929119
I'm a Cyborg, but a slightly more pathetic and lonely version.Fuck you, we do belong here.
Who else here /post-mouse/?
I feel like 2 years ago I was mouse to a tee, but I've slowly stopped giving a shit and come out of my shell solely because I have absolutely zero pride or self-respect left and frankly don't give a shit what anyone thinks; I could shit myself in public and keep on walking on even if everyone is in disgust of me.
Le frog memes here
I want to bully the mouse.
Elephant-Sloth-Mouse
Kill me.
>>29933899
my man! another frogger
>tfw mousy elephant man
The worst part about being in school was when girls would scoot away from me or move whenever I had to sit next to them
I even had a dream last night where some Mexican girl was calling me ugly in Spanish when I sat next to her.
>>29929119
Former cerebrotonic, current cyborg.
>>29929119
>walks too fast, stands funny
This is absolutely me. I don't get why I even do it.
>>29929119
Wannabe. Plz rate /robot-fitizens/. Since i have nothing else going on in my life, trying to reach black bull mode in two months.
>>29930702
Might want to remove mouse too since it mentions he has friends. What a total normie right
>>29929119
Literally a Cerebrotonic.
I think I walk pretty normally, though.
Used to be sloth/wageslave for years while I was in a nihilistic depression until I decided to start school. If I fuck this up, I'll probably just commit suicide.
>>29929119
I'm the Cyborg, alright.
>>29934522
Just delete this phrase then. I'm a true mouse and I have no friends
>>29932869
This, I'm one who is a student instead and I didn't make any single friend at uni, nor I ever talk to anybody except with teachers during oral exams. We're much less normie than the "elephant men".
>>29929119
Nothing fits me here.
I'm a wageslave, I have a gf, I'm on meds for depression, anxiety, I'm not fit, I'm kind of ugly, I consider myself a cyborg but I'm not a normie. I don't know man. Labels don't work.
People think if you have a gf you automatically can't be a robot. I feel a connection with people here that goes beyond sticking your penis inside of a vagina. It's just not being part of the normie world, it's being introspective and having a fucked up moral compass, maybe?
Also a failure in life.
>>29934868
Hello my normie friend
Cerebrotonic mostly. I'm a software engineer and I really enjoy it. Programming is a spiritual experience for me. All of my social contact comes from work except sometimes calling parents. I'm super emotional and spiritual, but can't relate to others on that level, so in public I'm very aloof and only engage rationally. I was extremely depressed and lonely in college but happier now.
>>29934417
I walk fast because I don't like being in public. Just get to where I'm going asap
>>29934955
Same here, I feel very nervous until I reach the destination.
Modest Mouse here
