Virgins, what is the closest thing to a sexual experience you've had?
Schizo girl touched my peepee for a split second.
>>29927859
I bathed with a girl when I was 13 (she was 12 I think), she touched my penis and I touched her tits and vag, but we didn't do anything else.
French kissing with my oneitis. She's the type who doesn't want to deal with the drama that comes with sex, so it'll probably be a while before we go that far.
A teenager girl had me suck her tit when I was 5.
French kissing and boob grabbing, that's pretty much it.
Got to play with this girls tits while at the theater
>>29927859
I hugged a girl when I was 11...
Masturbating.
Also, fuck, how are you guys getting this far?
>>29927964
That's what you think, anon :^)
>She sucked off Tyrone last weekend when he invited her over for a little "blaze session"
>>29927964
Thats quite the excuse.
I don't think she wants to fuck you dude.
Failing to get hard with a prostitute.
>>29925841
That's sad. I feel sad for you. I've had sex with a few guys, but only loved two; quite frankly, the other 4 or so might as well have not existed but for these guys. The latest was my recent ex. I haven't had sex since the break-up. When I find someone new who I really click with... it's like a roller coaster. It's like I'm discovering it all again. It's not the same old same old, not just a dick in my mouth or cum on my tits, it's HIS dick, etc. etc. I'm lazy af at this time so cba to elaborate but... I'm not 'dried up' or 'used up' or anything. When you feel that rush of feelings coming to life inside you, it's like everything is new. It doesn't matter if the guy is a virgin or has fucked a hundred sluts; if the feelings are mutual it's some magical shit and no number of dicks can ever compare to that. Ramble over.
>>29927859
WeHeld hands
The barber lady giving my head a massage after cutting my hair
>>29928154
>but sex isn't a big deal and it doesn't matter if you're a virgin
Shut the fuck up with this crazy nonsense.
>>29927964
Hate to be that guy but he probably already fucked chad and dind't care for drama at all
>>29927964
Push her to fuck you. Just push like a sperg. There's no point in kissing her and going no further
being born
i surely stretched the vag enormously
>>29927859
Some chubby punkrock girl gave me a handjob on the bus.
Jacking off on webcam for somebody in the UK, I live in the midwestern US.
I've danced with girls at clubs multiple times. It seems simple I dont really know where to take it from there, I guess I'll get better as I go on
>>29928154
>your highly rationalized being valuable to anything other than your diary
tough luck fempal
>>29927859
when i was in the bus a girl sat in front of my seat
>>29928297
>highly rationalized opinion *
My neighbor trying to get me to touch his dick
>>29927859
I got a girl's number in highschool. But we were just friends as far as I knew. Never talked to her after I switched schools.
>>29928297
Can I have that in English?
>>29928262
Wanna jack off again for a canadian fembot?
>>29928154
It's absolutely disgusting that women have higher sex drive than me.
>>29928331
Maybe. Do you have a throwaway email?
>>29927859
cashier at mcdonalds touched my hand, she had the softest hands ever, felt amazing but rapidly turned in to me realizing how pathetic I am
Held hands and laughed with girl when both drunk. Also back in middle school the hottest girl in our class sat on my lap for good 15 mins.
Slept next to a girl on a sofa, under the same blanket. We faced each other and our faces were two inches apart. I didnt initiate anything because other people were in the room sleeping but I think that was the moment I fell in love for the first and only time
>>29928301
Wtf youre not a virgin
>>29928365
>cashier at mcdonalds touched my hand
What kind of nails did she have?
>>29927859
Someone wanted me to fap and record the sounds.
>tfw it took at least 5 tries to sound natural because I'm too used to being dead silent
>>29928325
youre obviously understanding what i meant
your questions is just a silly and stupid maneuver to dodge my point
>>29928381
>Also back in middle school the hottest girl in our class sat on my lap for good 15 mins
That happened to me in high school but she quickly got up because I think she noticed my boner
I stayed in a hotel room once where I could hear the people on the other side of the wall fucking.
>>29927961
Obviously some roleplay shit, you gonna go into details or just post the first story that comes to your mind?
>>29928428
didn't notice, the situation was:
>extend my hand to get my change
>she takes more than normal
>get distracted
>afraid I may drop my change she grabs my hand and places the change in my hand
>>29927859
a girl kissed meit was my cousin when we were 7
>>29928471
what do they expect? Are you not suppose to get a boner when she puts her ass on your dick? It doesnt even make sense
6'3"
195 lbs lean muscle mass
blue eyes, dark brown hair
strong jaw and cheekbones
objectively a 9/10
23 KHV, I spill too much spaghetti, and always end up making fun of the girls until they cry. I can't keep it under control because the only way I can talk to a girl is to get super hammered.
>>29928491
I wish a girl with pretty nails grabbed my hand.
>>29928490
I knew her since we were little because our dads were best friends, we were alone at her house and we used to take baths together since we were kids. I stopped seeing her once she entered high school tho, I think she got angry because I farted a lot when I went to her home once.
>>29928535
post side profile picture with eyes blacked out. Im calling bs on 9/10
>>29927859
I went to this school related party once(I know,I know... I just tried to better myself and become normie) and this emo-ish girl has APROCHED ME. So, we danced, talked, sitted around and just spend a lot of time toghever. Really, she just saw a potential orbitter who could shower her with attention, she also did the same thing with a bunch of other guys at the same time, and just maybe she was asked to approach me, because one of the normies after the party said she's cool for doing it( not sure though, he didn't talked to me and don't really know what "it" is). I also managed to have a dance with my oneitis, later smoke some weed with her and her group after not seeing her for about 5 years and it was the first time I got truly drunk. I could say it was not bad times.
>go to a big street festival
>literally just walk around the entire time like a loser
>night time some dude gets assaulted pretty bad
>ambulance & cops are blocking the street
>stuck in a jam packed crowd that can barely move
>some thick butt older lady keeps bumping into my crotch from all the shoving
>literally brushing my cock every few seconds
>cum in my pants a few minutes later
Been going to every big festival/concert in my city ever since. I'm too much of a beta to talk to women, but crowded events makes accidental contact so easy.
Back in middle school I went over to a friends party and we all swam in the pool. There was this Spanish girl in a bikini and in the water I touched the front of her bikini bottom several times. That's it.
There was another time in highschool in physics class I sperged out an tried to massage this blonde loli qt3.14 but she went "WHOA" and so did her friends so I had to back down.
In the same physics class I hugged a sort of ugly japanese girl because we always worked together in assignments. She went "awww" because of it but at the end I felt emasculated.
I was kissed by a girl on the cheek when I was nine
She didn't like me it was a jokejust end me
>>29928840
You should go ahead and try practicing groping women at these concerts. Just wear discrete clothing and be sure to dip away back in the crowd. Keep aware of your surrondings and make sure no white knight is gonna catch you.
I fantasize about going to a concert in a black hoodie and just groping some drunk pussy. Then again I'll probably fly too close to the sun and get arrested. ack.
>>29927859
>sucked a guy's dick in a pool when I was 12 (he was 11)
>french kissing, butt touching a girl when I was 18
that's it
>>29928840
A girl once grabbed my mantits in a concert.
I got and erection and poked the guy who was in front of me with my dick but he didn't notice or do anything about it
>>29927859
Once, a girl told me that she thought it was sweet that I was crying while watching a movie.I was 18.
When I was in 8th grade a girl asked to go to a school dance thing. I said no. She started crying. I didn't know what to do.
In first grade there was a ginger girl who was touchy and tried to hug me often. I didn't know what her deal was then, but I guess she liked me.
>>29928978
>>sucked a guy's dick in a pool when I was 12 (he was 11)
technically that is sex
>>29927859
I remember vaguely making out with one of my male friends during my childhood. For the life of me, I can't remember when it was, or how it started, but we were both probably 8 or 9 (24 now). No genitals involved - it was just kissing/touching in bare chest. We never talked about it during highschool, and went our separate ways after.
Probably explains why I'm bi-curious.
>>29927859
Once hugged a girl for like 20 whole seconds
Also one girl joke/fake offered me a blowjob, the way she suggested it was hot so I'm going to count that as a win.
Fuckboi told me to come to his house.
>>29927859
In highschool some of the hottest girls said i was nice and wanted to be with me in school (and at the parties), they chose me before the hot sports guys at times, and the hottest girl in classwanted to dance with me 3 times in a row, all of them ending up with me just dont knowing how to fucking dance. Btw im a greedy poorfag so no beta orbiting. Then it all stoped for some reason when i started to really hate people, perhaps behavoir matters.
>>29927859
I sucked my cock while in a tent with another dude in boy scouts and tried to get him to look at me do it because he didn't believe I could do it.
>>29929588
Thanks for the laugh. Have a (You)
My oneitis kissed me on the cheek when we were drunk. She fucked another guy later that night.
one time when I was 16 I touched this girl's tits
man, she had the biggest natural tits I've ever seen and I still have yet to see bigger, it was wild
>drunk
>lying in bed
>girl comes in and spoons me
>get boner
>do nothing
>Jerked off my cousin
>finger banged some chick outside the school
>>29929883
I meant "Jerked off by my cousin "
FUUUUUUUUU
>>29927859
Closest I've been to a vagina was when being born but even that failed since I came out via c-sec.
Somehow I managed to have a gf for a few months back in highschool. She sucked my dick a couple times. That was almost 12 years ago now and I haven't been touched by a woman since.
I was baby sitting my best friend's daughter and he shoved her ass in my face.
>>29927859
oral sex
original salami
girl came over and we ended up in my bed watching a movie and she started kind of nudging my dick with her ass, i got hard and she kept doing it. froze up, mind went blank, and didn't do anything. she stopped and left after the movie ended.
i didn't slept that night because i kept replaying that autism over and over and over and over in my head
>>29930222
g-go on..
Swimming lessons when I was about 7 or so. A girl accidentally stroked my man muscle with her foot as she swam past.
>>29927859
I had my feet rubbed by a girl while she made sexual comments
>>29928331
I also live in Canada. Where about in Canada are you?
>>29930264
>tfw school bus
>sitting next to the window staring outside listening to my ipod as usual
>a qt sits next to me
>it's getting really crowded
>squished together now on the way home cause 3 to a seat
>the aisle seat occupant gets off at his stop
>plenty of room now
>she stays huddled up to me the entire time
>don't even look at her, just stare out the window like a retard
>we both eventually get off at our home stops
>she never sat next to me again
I just have no idea what to do in those situations either .
I've missed so many opportunities, just because I ignored the situation.
She groped my dick over pants and I only touched (literally) her pussy and touched her tits over bra while we were kissing.
>this was when I was 16yo and never since
>20 this year
>>29927859
A guy jerked off for me and sent a video
probably a birthday hug from a grill I kinda liked.
>>29927859
My Chad cousin took me and 2 girls back our cabin while we were on a cruise. I blacked out and the next thing I remember is wandering through the casino a few decks up and him texting me to brag about his threesome.
To this day I have no idea what the fuck happened.
>>29927859
true sex
>>29927859
Meh, phone sex . It was going well until she friend-zoned me....
The times i was molested by my friend's older brother when i was 7
am 20 now, most likely the reason im alone because of it :^)
Being born, like any true robot of course.
i was in the hospital and a nurse had to put a catheter in my penis
>>29931256
Did you cum? I imagine as soon as any female touches my cock I'm gonna nut instantly
>>29927859
My 17 year old babysitter gave me a handjob in the bathtub when I was 11
>>29931366
no
and my dick is like 1 inch when it's not erect so i was just embarassed
>>29928471Should've held her down
>>29927859
a girl cuddled with me in middle school for a few minutes
we also gave each other piggy back rides and i got a boner when she gave me one
One time I pretended that I was about to pass out from being drunk in a crowded Uber so I could feel some drunk girl's tits. I don't remember much but I did know that there was no problem since she was still being friendly to me.
>Used to go hunting with my dad and his friends
>One of them was a 47 year old woman
>She was always commenting on how cute I am
>Always thought she found me sexy
>Probably desperate
>I am and was a tall lanky autist
>Dads friends only tolerated me except her, she was very friendly and flirty
>one day we are hunting
>a deer is off in the distance
>47 year old who always flirts with me tells everyone
>'Hey I think anon should take this one!'
>Everyone agrees, I never kill anything
>I take my gun and aim it at the deer
>the lady comments
>'I love a man who can shoot accurately'
>spanks my ass
>I get really horny all of a sudden
>turn
>point the gun at her
>'y=yy==y=y==y=y=yy=ou won't love a man who can shoot if he shoots your sexy vagina off'
>everyone panics because I am pointing a gun at her
>she calls me a freak and asks what I am doing
>face goes red, drop my gun and apologise
>hunting party moves on without me
>dad tells me to go and wait in the car
>nobody talks to me for 3 days
>never hunted with them again
i got spanked at least
Just cuddling and holding hands
>>29927859
> cuddling with my cousin when I was a teen
Its sad, but its the truth
>>29931787
Jeebus, how old were you?
im fucking 25 and I dont even know how boobs feel like
>>29931905
21 yers of age
>>29927859
I can't think of a single erotic or romantic thing that has happened in my life.
>>29931787
thank you for the laugh anon, but how does one even be that autistic
make out with gf in my bed
Fingered my 12-yo sister when I was 14. Yeah, I'm so fucked up.
>>29927859
Touched a strangers hand. She wasnt repulsed so theres that.
>>29927859
without paying for it: grinded on some girl at a concert once. i asked her to "dance" and she said yea and backed up into my crotch with her ass and we started gyrating rhythmically
when i paid for it: fondled tits and ass at the strip club on my mates bday
thats about it. never felt a naked tit without paying for it. oh well.
>>29932293
Was it accidental?
>>29927859
Giving a girl a shoulder masssage
>>29932321
Well yes, and I said sorry at least 5 times. Never saw her again.
>>29927859
i kissed my mom on the lips thinking that's how people express love when i was 4
nothing beyond that other than jacking off
>>29932338
>Well yes, and I said sorry at least 5 times
>said sorry at least 5 times
That's too many times.
I've been to countless shows just to have a girl squished into me with her ass on my dick. It was always when my friend invited me to go cause I'd never know how to find these shows and he actually caught me doing it with this really tall girl so last show I didn't do it but almost broke a rib cause I got smashed into a wall. Anyone else do this?
I gave my niece a bath and I rubbed her cooch.
>>29932420
I don't think so it was really an accident. I was walking around the grocery store and I think it was Soppressata I was getting, regardless I felt really bad because out of nowhere I invaded her space.
She told me it was alright but I felt guilty, oh well.
>>29927859
Finger in vagina many years ago. She was my sister's friend.
It's only because I had a sister that I got chances to even talk to a girl.
>>29932519
>I don't think so it was really an accident.
Saying sorry more than once for anything ever, unless you ran over someone's dog or something, is too many times. After the first time it's just off-putting.
>>29931787
>"I love a man who can shoot accurately"
>Fire accurately at her
Might as well bury it with her.
>>29932559
It felt like I ran over her dog :(
>>29931933
kind of like a big butt cheek without any hard or lumpy bits, just grope your own ass if you want to feel boobs
>>29927859
my mother hugging me
When I was 16 I was invited to the birthday party of a class mate (most of my class was invited). It turned out to be a double birthday party, the other host was a girl whom I had a crush on at that time. Because she was hosting she put effort into getting to talk to everybody, including me. I spend a good portion of the party sitting awkwardly in a corner or on the terrace, which led to her saying that she would really like to see me loosen up, so she grabbed my hands and dragged me to the dancing area. Geez, I am sweating writing this. We were standing in front of each other and I was moving my arms and upper body to the music and she was laughing in a nice way and reciprocating. It lasted for about a minute, and at some point we held each others hands and wailed our arms around. When I let go of her hands she laughed again and patted me on the shoulder in a "See, it wasn't that bad!"-manner, and then I fled back to the corner. I don't know if that counts as losing my handholding virginity, since it wasn't really the romantic type of handholding, and she wasn't exactly a hundred percent serious about it, but this was the closest I have ever been to a female.
Non-physically, a month ago I sat on homework at 4am when I received a notification for a stream starting on YouTube, of a 4chan-related girl whom I shall not name. There were two to three people watching and she was waiting for more to join while making faces at the camera. Suddenly she stood up and started belly dancing, leading to her turning around and wiggling her butt into the camera in seductive manner. Then she quit the stream, which lasted about five minutes. It was a surreal experience, because it was so unexpected and unfolded on its own and felt extremely erotic and intimate to me, partially so because I had been orbiting her for some time before that.
>>29927859
Mimicking my fantasy by timing my strokes. I haven't had any real life encounters of that kind.
Accidental footsies with a >30yo single mom in a class at community college.
>>29927859
Thdisf
>>29932715
You didn't, though. Saying sorry that many times probably made her way more uncomfortable than you touching her hand did.
>>29932785
Nice, but saddening
>>29927859
I listened to my sister getting fucked by her bf through the wall in my room.
>>29928017
I think that's technically molestationbut if your cool with it, good job
>>29928168
I love it when they do the deep clean, getting the shampoo down to the roots.
some girl said she wanted to suck my dick but she was probably taking the piss
I honestly can't think of a single moment I was ever close to sex.
I got nothing.
When i was around 8 i played you show me yours and ill show you mine with the neighbor
too drunk to stay hard to put ponos in my gf's vagoo
i could not jam it in...
we broke up like a month later...oh well 28yo virgin here
