>This is not a Crispy thread
A lot of people I have asked have said that pale girls with dark hair are basically the equivalent of a snake with red and yellow. Basically that girls like that are crazy, is this a thing? Because I have heard that from a few people.
Depends if the dark hair is dyed or not, in my experience.
Natural black haired pale girls are usually ok
I need answers goddamn it.
>>29927697
reminder to report/sage/hide all crispy threads
>>29928413
It's not even a crispy thread. just the only photo I had of what I was talking about.
It's probably true. Pic related
>>29928757
I also heard that anyone that wears beatles shirts are autists. I'm wearing one so that probably proves that.
>>29928781
I wear one of these and I'm quite neurotypical
Yeah, pretty much. Girl in OPs pic looks certified sociopath, will probably manipulate you like a succubus.
Also, shes not even remotely attractive.
>>29928988
What if you have a thing for girls like that? Am I just fucked for the rest of my life?
>>29928831
Only autists use the word neurotypical.
>>29929388
If you say so
Whatever
>>29929568
I mean it's true. don't feel too bad
>>29928757
what happened to her?
eliza come home
every girl i know that has pale skin, dark hair, brown eyes, and pretty are always insane. but varies mean or nice. so I personally would never be more than a friend with one of them anon.
>>29927697
God damnit crispy
Stop making threads about yourself
WE FUCKING GET IT
YOU ARE QT GOTH BITCH LUL
>>29927697
I just want to fuck her while playing some gothic rock.
>tfw I've seen crispy at school
>>29931191
I'm calling bullshit right now
>>29931191
What is she like in person
She's so cute, just end my life family
>>29931258
>>29931307
It's true I went to her school.
She dresses pretty much like in her pics, all black stockings boots etc
Except at graduation she wasn't wearing stockings and it looked like she was wearing sandals. It was hot as shit that day.
I'd never seen her bare legs before it was pretty exciting
>>29931307
>>29931191
you two forget that crispy is not real
>>29931345
did you fuck her afterwards???
>>29931134
Op here. Not trying to crispy post but she's what I had in mind. I'm certain she's crazy but I wanna know if pale girls with dark hair is a pattern.
>>29931345
I hate u
utterly original post
>>29931345
It's just like my Japanese Animes orgigoly
>>29927697
Literally all females are crazy. Their skin tone and hair color has very little to do with it.
If anything skin tone being pale is a positive sign, because it means she doesn't go out much, i.e. less chance of her being a total roastie.
>>29931364
lol no, i saw her with her mom and her friend after and I was gonna say congrats or something but I didnt lmao
i wanted to get the fuck out of that school as soon as possible
>>29931542
You should have told her she's worshipped on 4chan
>>29931542
wut school anon?
>>29931676
She knows goddamn well that she is.
>>29931706
muthafuckin DN
I aint some punk westview bitch
And of course the crispy fags overrun the thread. Can't even ask a question without it. Guess it's my fault for using the photo.
>>29931676
>>29931713
I never heard any rumors about her and this 4chan shit or anything like that
I dont think anyone knew about it or said anything
But I knew about it
>>29928378
>tfw my oneitis is a pale girl who died her hair black
I still shed tears. And now youre telling me she is crazy and that just makes me love her even more
>>29931821
Enlighten us with more crispy tales
>>29932161
No, goddamn it. No fucking crispyfagging I don't want this thread to get deleted
>>29932178
Fuck off.
more crispy stories please
>>29932161
not much to say i never talked to her just saw her around
saw her get picked up a bunch of times in front of school and i think her mom is kind of crazy behind the wheel
she always booked it fast as shit down the road lol
>>29932207
Fuck you and kill yourself no more of her shit.
>>29928378
>tfw you have dyed black hair with pale skinthis really isn't a surprise desu.
>>29932447
I mean... are you crazy? Thats what matters here.
>>29932547
>tranny on 4chan
Gonna go with yeah.
>>29931345
Now I can't get the image of little bare legged crispy in a grad outfit out of my mind. Fucking hell
>>29932620
I said girl not mentally ill faggot. Don't pretend like you are one or will ever be one.
>>29932860
OK, my man. You do know your Duke applies to like everyone right? Either way trannies are somewhere in the nether of the dichotomy.
I never got why y'all get so mad about this shit.
>>29932684
So cute desu original
I want Crispy to cosplay as Spider-Gwen
>>29933051
Or Creepy Susie that be adorable desu ka
>>29933145
She already did Creepy Susie
>>29933051
>implying she has a body like that
>>29933167
pretty good body tho
>>29933162
OH shit someone post a good I'm on mobile >>29933167
From what I've seen she do, she has some tightish dress shots
>>29932447
Hey maybe you are my waifu from high school. Theres a chance however small i wish u are my gf
>>29933229
She has no curves and she looks vaguely indian, ew
>>29933229
Hot family to be perfectly honest
>>29933271
>wanting curves
nigger where are you
crispy is pure ephebophilia material
>>29933271
fuck off BBWfag
I'm a pale girl with dark hair and I can be pretty crazy so yeah. Probably a reason why
What's the appeal of Crispy and girls like her? Why do so many robots fawn over these people who'd probably hate them in real life?
>>29927697
Dreamed bout a girl who looked like crispy last night. She started crying for something which i dont remember honestly and then i tried to comfort her, telling her it was all ok, but sadly she didn't stop crying. Even if it was a dream i felt really bad, like it was someone who i knew personally and i really cared about.
I hate these kind of dreams, it means that the next day i'll be very sad and depressed.
>>29933371
Oh Jeez is it bad that the crazy just makes me want you more
>>29933380
she is supposedly a weirdo virgin shut in neet weaboo fembot who looks like an addams family character/young winona ryder
how can you not see the appeal
>>29933439
I would literally kill other men to have a beauty like this
>>29933494
I'm glad I'm not the only one, the spooky clothing just gets my dick going the extra mile too
>>29931091
What about black hair, pale skin and blue eyes that's goat combination for me
>>29933546
Usually such girls have big egos and never would they settle for you
>>29933371
What is your name my dear?
If crispy wore hi top chuck taylors I would literally die from cuteness/sexiness overload
But she says she doesnt have any or any desire to wear them
JUST FUCK MY LIFE
>>29933736
Most spooky girls own at least one pair. Don't give up hope
>>29933736
>>29933781
its official
time for suicide
>>29933865
Fuuuuuuuuuu
I also want to see her in punky street clothes
>>29933162
Here is the Susie cosplay
>>29933987
if only she had done this one
>>29933429
Probably. I'm Asian too though, not white with dark hair. I'm pretty pale for my race though (viet)
>>29933631
Kallie.
>>29934205
Kallie. Hmm you are not my dream.
>>29933987
This is so cute
>>29934205
Sounds cute too. I'm just so alone
>>29934139
>You will never stumble over crispys little black bra
Time to die
>>29934497
Fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkkk originalllllll family
>>29933051
Crispy once said she wants to cosplay her but hasn't mentioned it again. She also wants to cosplay pic related
>tfw look exactly like her only with blue eyes but have very fucked vision and have to wear crazy thick eye distorting glasses
>>29934668
>claim to be a qt gril
>doesn't post pictures
lol nice try
>>29934668
If that's the case I'll take you. How you doin' but also I don't believe you.
>>29934752
No shes mine, ill physically fight you for her. Post pics first though my angel, i know youre legit
>tfw crispy is so poor she uses a typewriter from 1925
;_;
>>29934919
love those qt little legs
>>29934789
Kek. I can taste the sweat from here.
>>29927697
I dated a pale bitch with brown hair one time and she was crazy as fuck. She owned illegal guns and had psychopathy and killed and dismembered squirrels for fun. If you are looking for a real answer OP, hair color is irrelevant.
BTW if you ever get the chance to date a qt psycho do it. They are very hot.
>>29934919
>>29935022
Pls kill yourselves
>>29934789
OK take her, I don't care.
Crispy is an ugly fucking whore
>>29934789
Tfw guys will never fight over me like this ;_;
>>29935176
GET OUT OF LE CRISP THREAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>29935221
look whos talking you anorexic turkish tramp
>>29935239
I'm the OP retard, if anything get the fuck out of MY thread.
>>29935172
>She owned illegal guns and had psychopathy and killed and dismembered squirrels for fun
I dunno man that sounds hot af. My only fear is such a girl would be all the more prone to cheating on me
>>29935276
>start a crispy thread
>get pissed when people post crispy
you stupid dumbfuck
>>29935225
She's mine boys.
Stay back or I'll swing at ya!
>>29935225
if you looked like this I would kill myself to sniff your butt once
>>29935319
It says that it's not a crispy thread. I had a question she matched the description that's all. Kill yourself she will never love you.
>>29935322
Stop samefagging
>>29935357
I do look like her, but looks aren't the reason guys won't fight over me. It's really because I'm trans, if you still wanna sniff my butt I'll gladly take it senpai trade info?
>>29935432
and now we have degenerate trannies trying to get attention hooray...
>>29931867
You fucking beta orbiter
People like you just feed the crazy bitches
>>29935295
I know she cheated on her girlfriend with me lol. When we were dating originally she was very asexual owing to being recently raped, so we didn't fuck til months after we broke up and she was in a different relationship.
Honestly, if you can find a girl like this, go for it. There is so much mind fucking involved she will make you go crazy too. It's a very interesting life experience and I'm glad I had it even though it caused alot of tears and uncertainty for me. I am a thrill seeker/risk taker though; it's not a good life choice for everyone.
>>29935295
Animal cruelty.. Nigger
>>29935359
You are a hardcore crispyfag
Your op image is "62.jpg" which means you got it from her mega folder site
Why else would you go there if you weren't obsessed with her
>Kill yourself she will never love you.
projecting helps you anon, just get it all out.
>>29935432
ok well i assumed you were a FUCKING FEMALE
piss off you mentally ill piece of fuck
>>29935465
Man ive tortured insects and shot at birds before when i was like 16 out of pure frustration, rage and sadness, so i have no problem with a girl like that. Dont get me wrong im no psychopath, i did it because i was emotional
>>29935494
Jesus christ detective you got me. But also did you ever consider that I could've downloaded it from other places? Fuck off I'm a big guy
>>29935462
>implying I had the nerve to even speak to her
>>29935521
Kek, I'm hot and I'm getting surgery to remove my dick soon... Think about it anon...
>>29935359
Lol who's comment did you think was mine? I have never once samefagged on 4chan.
>>29935494
can i have the mega
>>29935432
Ayy I live in Los Angeles and I like trannies wbu?
>>29935432
Post pics bitch you probably look NOTHING like her.
>>29935494
>>29935564
I think I don't belong here anymore.
>>29935568
>>implying
>>>had the nerve to even speak to her
advanced_autism.jpg
>>29935649
Hey, what do you get out of bullying me? I'm not autistic, I'm just cowardly. I'm glad I didn't speak to her, I probably would have embarrassed myself.
>some freak transsexual abomination thinks he looks like this
nigga pls, crispy is so qt she is in her own class
>>29935684
literally just grow a pair
unless you're like a 3/10 what's the worst that could happen
or avoid since she crazy af
>>29935620
I will give pics on some kind of app if anyone wants to trade info..
>>29935693
unf she is so beautiful
>>29927697
yes
I know a crazy pale girl with black hair
>>29935570
Literally where do you live and how old are you? Same LA fag here trying to fuck (18 btw and moving to Florida soon).
>>29935744
But I warn you I'm the craziest psycho girl you will ever meet
>>29935789
Have you ever killed/tortured animals for fun?
That is literally the only level of crazy I have experience dating.
>>29935789
Not a problem. I'm a psychologist, a psychiatrist and a therapist AND I'm a doctor. I'm 7 feet tall and built with a 9 inch dick. I have the chadest face you've ever seen. Interested? I can handle your crazy baby ;)
>>29927697
I do not care if she's crazy. She can hate fuck me and ride my cock until my balls are to produce any more sperm.
>>29935789
You idiots, I am the same tranny! No I don't torture animals for fun I prefer to do that with people and to myself
>>29935856
That dosen't really sound crazy when you think about all the hunter rednecks that do that...
>>29935904
Could you take a BBC?
This thread is full of retards I swear
>>29935904
Eh any stories?
I would like to hear what you did to yourself, other people and animals
>>29935767
Sorry I live in Russia
Cyka blyat
>>29935971
I never did anything to animals I did a lot of self injury such as cutting burning and stabbing my cock cause I hated it, I also have a tendency to do the same to my ex boyfriends when they make me angry among other things....
>>29936055
Mm you sound hot, care to be my gf?
>>29936091
Some info is required..
>>29936055
That's all?
Did they enjoy it? Any memorable things that happened while you tortured them?
>>29936128
What must you know?
I want to shove my cock into her tight virgin arsehole
>>29936149
That's just the a little taste, don't wanna give too much of myself away now.. No they did not like it I strapped them down and did it because they were cheating their screams just turned me on more and made me realise I am a sadist in addition to a masochist
>>29936198
Mm yes this is very hot just don't hurt me as your new bf, i will never cheat don't worry my darling.
this gross tranny who lurks cripsy threads and claims to look like her is making me ill
only pure crispy goodness can restore the sweetness
>>29936196
But what if she says NO STOP THAT I DONT LIKE THIS I DONT WANT THIS DONT PUT IT THERE!!
>>29936198
Uh...oh man
I think we can be friends, if you can leave me your email and I'll send you a message and we can continue our conversation
>>29936253
But how do you know she doesn't truly look like the crisp
>>29936287
No don't pick this tripfag my sweet pea, pick me, I want you more.
>>29936196
>>29936268
I would slay the fuck out of any mongrel who dare force crispy-sama to do something she didnt want to do
Come at me bro my armor is magical and emblazoned with dragon scale
>>29936198
I've also set my ex's house on fire, I raped a very shy neet I meet online by drugging him and riding his cock when he was passed out. I've tried to commit suicide in front of exes who were going to leave me, I've smeared my blood from cutting myself my vomit from making myself throw up and shit over my wall with an ex's name written over 300 times and there's more but I don't wanna scare anyone away as I am looking for a new bf
>>29936316
Don't worry I ain't gonna cuck you Anon.
I just want to share stories
>>29936357
Oh wow, you just gave me a boner
>>29928781
Depends. Anyone that wears overly complicated graphic tees are autists. Minimalist and/or tasteful is the way to go with t-shirts.
I've had experiences with four dark haired women with pale skin. All had curly dark hair though (my friends used to say i had a lorde-fetish) so i think they're either different or a sub group. Three of them were crazy, one was real chill and we fugged a few times. She had aspergers too lel
>posted... by an unknown weirdo
That's what she thinks of us, you know.
>>29936571
>reddit and 9gag
if you post there you're a weirdo
>>29936571
of course we are weirdos to her
but she is unaware of just how weird we can be......
>>29936571
btw im really digging the slightly condescending bitch vibe shes giving off with that line "funniest thing ever so keep it up"
id love to see an angry crispy
>>29936357
I also mutilated my asshole shoved knives and heated metal objects up there
>>29936686
Post pics darling
>>29936705
I'm the same tranny, cyka
>>29936571
NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE CRISPY FUCK YOU
FAKE FANS GTFO
>>29936705
I think that person is just fishing for (you)'s and is not genuine desu
>>29936762
check out the one on the right, look at the posture and her face.
it's obviously her
>>29936684
I'd love to see her throw a tantrum or something over a spiderman doll
I can't imagine anything more erotic
>>29936762
mate
giljorg
>>29936571
Wow what an asshole lol guess they took it well but still kinda fucked.
>>29936867
she evolved from crunchy to crispy
>>29936571
>>29936926
http://9gag.com/gag/amXEoyo/i-swear-this-family-of-this-girl-who-goes-to-my-school-is-a-family-of-vampires
the comments are retarded though i couldnt be offended by shit of this low caliber
>>29936971
Which one of you faggots is this dude?
>>29936357
we are already scared away.
>>29936971
>expectations
>9gag
>>29937193
that was two years ago
nobody even knew who alterhacker / crispy was
>>29937229
You know this dude is just on here though. You can tell.
>>29937193
Fucking proto-Crispyfag, this guy was in on it before everyone
>>29927697
1. It's fucking gross
2. It's one of the biggest red flags regarding personality disorders and crazy bitchiness
>>29937304
How's it gross? Also why is that, there has to be some armchair scientist on this board that has come up with a reasonable hypothesis
>>29935494
fuck...
are robots this delusional? do you people actually have folders of some random girl?!?!
think about that. really. think about it. If you don't see anything wrong with that, that might explain why women don't like you.
>>29937304
could you be any more jealous of this beauty?
>>29937429
I see nothing wrong with having a waifu folder
>>29933987
2d susie>3d susie
>>29937676
You couldn't be more wrong about that
Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there?
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
Like fire, Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
It is the Crispy girl
The witch who sent this flame
It's not my fault
If in God's plan
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Alterhacker
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Hellfire, dark fire
Now Crispy, it's your turn
Choose me or your pyre
Be mine or you will burn
God, have mercy on her
God, have mercy on me
But she will be mine
Or she will burn
>>29937914
Flawless
Best waifu of all time
>>29937914
The only reason I couldn't be wrong is because I'm right
>>29937429
You expected people here to not be this delusional? We're all pathetic for one reason or another so having a folder of a random girl isn't strange in the slightest.
Only normalfags think it's strange.
>gonna go watch civil war and i hate myself
now i hear it in my dreams.
it just plays over and over.
>>29937429
>not having a folder with qts
get a load of this normalfaggot
>>>/wsg/1167326
I listen to this atleast 4 times a day
>>29938374
>atleast 4 times a day
dude pls i listen to it 4 times a second
I talk to her on Twitter.
>>29938398
>clip lasts 4 seconds
>listen to it 4 times a second
I cant immagine how it would sound at 16x speed
>>29938420
I know her in real life :^)
