>elder brother got all the good genes
>>29927630
>younger brother saves all the dank memes
>>29927630
>Elder brother is autistic
>grandpa lives with us is Jewish in terms of money and an alcoholic
>one of my aunties ran away
>The other is mentally ill and in a hospital for taking someone hostage and hates..
>dad who's been married 3 times and hasn't showed a sign of affection to my mother since I remember
Who else /shit family/ here
>sister's penis is bigger than yours
>younger brother got all the good genes
>has a smoking hot blonde gf with gigantic tits
>Is 10x more successful then me, owns a massive boat,his own house, brand new toyota Territory. I have a handmedown 93 Camry and still live with our parents.
>constantly walking in on him and girls in high school years
>Most of his success comes from fucking slot machines, literally won $20,000 on a jackpot
He's an incarnation of luck.
>>29927630
Retard pepe is an accurate physical representation of me by the way. I'm not even retarded.
>Eldest step-brother is a total chad but is mentally unstable and most likely has depression.
>I am somewhat good looking according to people but squander it by being a skinny fat mess.
>youngest illegitimate brother has the looks and is probably gonna out chad us both due to having hazel eyes.
>dad likes the illegitimate child more.
eh...
>>29927630
>Elder brother is a fuck up, has problem with drugs, stole a bunch of money from family and currently lives in some shitty shack with his stoner girlfriend. Father doesn't want to see his face anymore.
>Young brother is normie incarnate, has friends, cute girlfriend, finished high school and is holding a summer job until uni, goes out all the time.
>Mfw I'm just a mediocre person in the middle, not a normie but not a total fuckup like my big bro either
>>29927753
its okay, your still living rent free.
>>29928053
doin well ethan, keep it up
