>gf goes to work
>get on /r9k/ and pretend to be NEET
I can't be the only one who does this.
I live this lie too
Same, anon, desu.
>>29927392
>>29927903
Well at least there's three of us so we can commiserate in our unique form of autism.
>>29927343
I keep seeing this girl because she looks like the chick from overwatch.
Damn dick is diamonds, pls crush me with them thighs.
>>29927343
Holy shit
She's on the phone with me as we speak and it's time to go shower and put on nice clothes to go there for dinner. Are we all the same? Are robots a myth?
>>29927983
Lots of pictures of her around now as well and she is cute as fuggg.
lmao, you stay at home while your girlfriend is out but you think you are just pretending to be losers.
How naive of you degenerates
>>29928004
Nah, there's real robots around here, but I'm pretty sure we're the ones doing the majority of the shitposting like making wagecuck threads.
>>29928010
>>29928052
Oh jesus fuck, i want her to manhandle me.
>go to work at 5am
>lie on couch, sleep until like 7:30
>boss arrives
>pretend to work for like 2 hours
>have a coffee with boss and co-"workers", all of them as lazy as me
>lunchtime, sleep instead of eating, I've had my lunch an hour before
>after sleep work for a while
>production is increasing
>everyone is happy
... summerjob
>>29928110
She cutes up real quick though man, she might want to manhandled herself secretly.
>>29928145
Ether way dog, lord have mercy, i dont even play overwatch she is just my kind of girl.
>>29928052
Please let me fuck you IRL Zarya.
>>29927343
I am sure none of the people that post the dick shame threads, blackcuck threads, YWN touch a hot girl threads and manlet shame threads are actual robots, but just normie trolls here to make the insecure even more insecure and lulz at the serious responses.
Hell I am sure only a quarter of the "robots" here actually hate women, but just like the bantz.
