>Have sporadic bedwetting issues
>Still wear diapers to bed
>26 years old
I want to kill myself
How the fuck do you manage to wet the bed at 26?
>Have to put towels under the sheets because gf always gets everything wet
>>29927223
How does she get everything wet?
>>29927189
I don't know.
>>29927283
She's a gusher.
>>29927070
i'm sorry for laughing, anon
Hi Miles
Have you seen a doctor about this?
Do you have a pissing fetish or diaper fetish?
>>29927477
I didn't even use my reaction images. How did you know it was me?
No, seeing the doctor when it happens maybe once a month at most doesn't seem worth the embarrassment.
If I wasn't sleeping on my dad's spare bed I wouldn't even need the diapers right now.
>>29927465
It's okay.I'm fucking pathetic.
>>29927455
What's that mean?
>>29927576
>I didn't even use my reaction images. How did you know it was me?
You're the only bedwetter I know here.I'm still a bit upset you removed me.
>>29927604
As long as you don't hate me for being a lolicon, I guess you can add me again. In not very talkative though.
>>29927604
dude, how fucking pathetic are you that you're upset that a bed pissing autist removed you? and then you put it in spoiler tags too?
Seriously, consider suicide.
>>29927652
OP here.
You seem like a normalfag.
>>29927680
I'm not really into bullying anymore, no.
Please don't say you're pathetic.
>>29927678
>>29927680
I'm a cyborg, however that doesn't change the fact that you're upset that a guy that wets his bed in his mid 20s has removed you
>>29927070
Me too brother.
Throw the diapers away though, I just hang my clothes over a chair and put a fan in front of it, by evening they're completely dry with only a slight hint of urine smell.
One time I went to a big party and drank too much beer and fell asleep in a chair. Now that was a walk of shame the next morning, let me tell you..
YOURE ALMOST 30 AND WET THE BED
Well now I can't wait till the fuckin mudslimes burn this world to the ground
>>29927189
>How the fuck do you manage to wet the bed at 26?
1. Go to sleep
2. ???
3. Wake up in piss
I don't know how it happens, I'm unconscious.
Oh and more serious advice OP, I need to buy one of these myself but it's 100$ so I haven't yet, but it's an alarm you clip to your underwear that's loud as hell and at the first bit of moisture it goes off and wakes you up so you can piss in the toilet.
>>29927803
What do your parents tell you?
>>29927739
>I'm a cyborg
You're a normie
>>29927777
I'm sleeping on a bed that isn't mine and it even has an electric blanket. I can't really afford to get them wet.
>>29927803
It only happens once a month at most and I always wake up when I do it anyway. I usually dream of going to the bathroom when it happens too.
>>29927797
It's not like I can help it.
I can't even avoid liquids before bed here because we have no AC, so I'm constantly thirsty.
>>29927864
>You're a normie
And you are an adult that pisses his bed, which one of us has it worse?
>>29927894
I'd rather be a bed wetter than a normie
>>29927864
What do your parents tell you? Asking for the second time
>>29927935
That's the first time you asked me.
My Dad doesn't know, why would I want him to?
>>29927953
See >>29927822
So they don't realize you are buying, pissing into, and then throwing away diapers?
>>29927967
You were responding to another poster. I'm the OP.
And yes, why would my Dad know that? I haven't seen my mom since I was 18.
>>29927991
Well alright. Also, seek help, there is an autonomous system in our body that takes care of the bladder while we sleep, which is for some reason not functioning in your case.
>dude no its pyshciological xDDDDD
>>29927070
In all 28 years of me being alive, I have never wet the bed.
The key is taking a piss before you go to bed, and not drinking a lot of liquids before sleeping.
>>29928044
I do piss, before bed. Also see the last section of >>29927864. I need to drink water constantly in this oven.
>>29928032
Like I said, I almost always dream of going to the bathroom when it happens. As long as I don't have cancer I guess I'll be fine. I'm still paranoid about ruining a bed that isn't even mine though.
>>29928135
>dude no its pyshciological xDDDDD
Called it
>>29928167
Well it's probably not physiological. It happens only once every few weeks at most.
Take a picture of your diapers with timestamp
>>29928244
He's done so several times before.
I have no idea whether or not I'm pissing the bed or having wet dreams. For some reason pissing is very erotic in my dreams and makes me feel like I'm going to cum.
>>29928135
Sleep without the blanket, or just the sheet. If it's that hot, open a window and let the breeze in.
Stop drinking before bed. You do not need to.
>>29928273
Slap yourself.
>>29928244
Here I guess.
>>29928287
Is it sticky? If so it's cum probably.
>>29928306
I already do that. The amount of time I've seen suggested for not drinking before bed is like 3-6 hours. That's too long when the house is like 80-90f.
>>29928333
Wtf are you serious? Can't wait to see this on /r/4chan
>>29928480
>/r/4chan
Fuck off back to plebbit
>>29928480
kill yourself
if this is included in the screencap for you cancer ledditors, i hope you all die, but staying on your sjw website is better than coming here and shitting up actual 4chan
>>29928526
>>29928524
Reddit isn't that bad though
>>29927070
You have vasopressin problems.
It's generally released by the body at night, and suppresses urination as well as promoting masculine sexual behaviour.
That's why it's difficult to pee through an erection, why we generally don't wet the bed past puberty, and also why sex usually happens at night.
The body detects "night" through light and thus your eyes, so start using f.lux/redshift on you computer, and switch to red or yellow light bulbs. Lamps with dimmer switches. Dial down the light as the evening wears on.
If that doesn't work, vasopressin is also available in a synthetic form from pharmacies, I think under the name desmopressin.
>>29928333
Try this, damp a small towel with water, and then freeze it.
When you are going to bed, grab the frozen towel and place it on your forehead or behind your neck. It is also effective on your chest, but the numbness and chill might be unsettling.
It will draw out the hot blood, and return cool blood, cooling your entire body off, making it easier for you to fall asleep. It works, it has helped me fall asleep in the summer heat.
You can also take a cold shower.
>>29928678
I'm gay, does that make a difference?
>>29928687
Sounds like a neat trick, but that doesn't help sate my thirst.
>>29927803
>>29927070
take a piss before you sleep dumbo
>>29928809
I already do that though. That second post isn't even me
If you're a girl thats cute, if you're a guy thats disgusting.
t. society
>>29928800
Not really. If you supplement a lot of it, it might make you more of a top.
>>29928800
Are you thirsty because you are sweating? And dehydrated? Or are you thirsty because you think it cools you off (it does not).
You can take an ice cube with you and let it melt in your mouth as you are falling asleep. If it is the heat.
If you are unquenchable, then you might have to start thinking about electrolytes. Gatorade or even better, coconut water.
>>29928970
And let me guess, I should also check my horoscope? Fuck off kid, and stop trying to give me """""""advice"""""""
>>29927070
who gives a shit post more shinobu
>>29928842
You have a fetish for this?
>>29928935
I am a top actually. I have ED though. Thanks for the info, it's worth looking into.
>>29928970
Thirsty because I keep sweating in our 80-90f house.
>>29929025
When I get home maybe.
>>29929013
>calling others "kid"
>when they still wet their bed
>and has to wear diapers
Now I'm starting to feel like you live in a third world country, somewhere in south america.
>>29929041
A lot of people are into diapers
>>29929078
I'm the OP. That wasn't me.
>>29929117
also I forgot to mention, when I wet the bet the sight makes me get a boner so I just jerk it off into the mix and then lick it all up
>>29929162
0/10
>>29929115
I guess. I'm a guy though.
>>29927917
there it is, thank you anon.
>>29929261
Going to post it on plebbit huh?
>>29928333
This is kind of adorable in a way, makes me want to give you a hug. Not even a faggot.
>>29929470
Thanks anon.
Being adorable would be nice, but I'm too masculine.
>>29927070
Awwww, so cute. Do you have a little pail in your room where you keep all your wet diapees? What about a little potty chart that puts rain clouds on days you have a wittle accident? Huhhh?
>>29930371
Found the normie. I bet you have FRIENDS and a gf.
>>29930627
Maybe my gf can come round and change your diapees for you once she's done fucking me? Poor baby, you sound so cranky.
>>29930675
Women are gross, no thanks
>>29930717
Haha, I'm sure you're worried about catching "cooties" from them. Don't worry little wizzer, you'll get over it once you're a big boy!
>>29930745
I bet you're still a teenager.
i thought this was impossible
your dick will give you a boner to prevent it to the point where you just wake up from the discomfort of needing to pee
>>29930812
22 but I have my own place, a job and a girlfriend. I also don't make pee pee in my pants like a little boy.
>>29930843
Not OP, but of course it's not impossible. Have you never heard of guys over ~12 wetting the bed? And, for that matter, have you never peed with a boner?
>>29930845
Kek
Look at this edgy faggot.
This is an original post
>>29927477
how do you fucking weebs know eachother. I'm on r9k every godamn day and I don't know you fucks.
also OP, tell me about your childhood. esp. sexually.
>>29930882
i can't pee with a boner
i just thought people stopped wetting the bed once they hit puberty
>>29930843
Where did you get that idea?
>>29930845
I'm 26, inbetween places and also have a job. But unlike you I'm not a cuckold who fell for the girlfriend, meme.
>>29930937
My childhood sucked.
Original comment
>>29930812
>falling for that bait
oh dear
>>29930940
That's weird. Or maybe I'm weird, I dunno.
Most people do, obviously, most people have stopped way before that. But, y'know, most people aren't blind, either. Doesn't mean there are no blind people.
Lmao kill yourself Miles
>>29930937
>how do you fucking weebs know eachother.
Shitposter/namefag/tripcunt from /g/ desktop threads.
>>29931108
No thank you.
>>29931089
He's bumping my thread though. I'm a shameless attention whore.
>>29931135
/g/ doesn't have desktop threads anymore.
>>29927803
My mom made me try the alarm that clips to your underwear when I was seven and it never worked for me. I just grew out of it the next few years.
>>29930845
>has to come to r9k to laugh at mentally ill people to feel better about himself
yeah I'm sure you're living the life buddy
>>29931163
Good, they were dogshit.
>>29931233
They were cozy. /g/ is somehow even worse than /v/ at this point now
>>29931197
OP here. I'm not mentally ill.
>>29931398
Embrace it anon, you can get disabilitybux and live like a king
>>29931484
The only thing I've been diagnosed with is depression and PTSD. No NEETbux from that.
>>29931398
You're not? Really?
>>29931683
I think I'm a bit off, but I could probably be well adjusted for a robot.
>>29931779
To a degree, I guess! And sorry for asking when I already knew the answer :^)
>>29931831
Slap yourself again.
>>29931875
Yes, master.
By the way, did you know that this is an original comment?
>>29931935
Good boy. This is an original comment too.
>>29931670
What kind of shit-tier third world country doesn't give you disability for depression and PTSD?
>>29932217
United States. Why would you get disability for illnesses that aren't disabling?
Are you a communist?
>>29932276
Better to be a communist than a wagecuck.
>>29932309
>communists don't work
>>29932276
But they are. If you have depression then you have problems in your brain that can prevent you from working. Paired with PTSD and it's pretty much guaranteed free retirement
>>29932309
Better to be a wage cuck desu.
>>29932384
I'm working and I have/had both. Why should I get disability when I can still work?
>>29927070
go to bed rhino
>>29928667
if you stay to more niche boards, maybe, just maybe it can be decent
>>29932467
I like to be proactive on boards like /r/news and /r/politics.
Even /r/wtf and /r/mildly[something] are decent
Why aren't you posting any pics of you in diapers? I could post them if you don't feel like doing it.
>>29932686
please do this, I want to see OP in his little diapees
>>29932686
>>29932704
I'm repulsive, so no.
>>29932752
I was joking, clearly! Don't make me feel bad!
>>29932686
Finally decide to browse this place after months and I run into you in such a depraved thread.
So gross.
>>29932829
This is literally the first time I've posted here in months, and only because master linked me to it! 'Cause he's an exhibitionist dork!
>>29932863
I'm not buying it, and I'm gonna tell everyone what you've been up to in your spare time.
>>29932428
if that's what you think then please continue working and paying taxes
I pee myself all the time maybe my micro dick to blame
>>29928333
I'm jealous of your diaper drawers
>>29932926
Why?
>>29932909
I will. Once Trump is in office maybe we'll stop wasting money on people who aren't actually disabled.
>>29932904
>>29932829
I missed you
>>29932950
I hope so, he'll free up money for NATO so I can continue living under socialism like a king on the US taxpayer's dollar
>>29932904
Who exactly is "everyone"? Who knows me without knowing I like teasing master?
>>29932950
I'm gonna leave this place for another 6 months, this thread has disgusted me too much.
>>29933009
>>29933015
shdfhfdhfdshdffdhfdhsefh sderhhfafdshfdhfdh
>>29932950
because I'm too broke to buy any right now and you have lots
I get that you would prefer not having them, but I'm still jealous
>>29933015
Please post Kyouko panties
I used to have bedwetting problems up through middleschool. Quite often I'll wake up really sweaty, and my first thought is that I've wet the bed.
Lmao this guyy
>>29933190
I have to shave now though.
