>Here's you order, sir.
>One large pepperoni, bread sticks, and a 2-liter Mountain Dew.
>That'll be 26.68, plus tip.
>>29926542
c-can i feel your breasts?
na fuck dat ill just kill myself
this can't be mine, I ordered the pasta.
>>29926585
Ok faglord
>2016
>people expecting to receive tips
Close the fucking box bitch, my pizza gets cold.
>>29926542
I won't open the door if its a female, I can't deal with that in my life.
>>29926542
I always tip, as is the custom of my people.
>>29926542
Here's $28, fuck off.
>>29926637
Amerilards?
originaI
>>29926651
Ahh the obese good boy special.
*kicks box out of her hands*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yeah ill give you the tip alright.....just the tip
>>29926542
true story, I ordered a pizza today for the first time since I started lifting and eating mostly healthy a couple months ago
and I literally could not finish that disgusting brick of fat and carbs
like after I had eaten about half of it I was looking at that thing and just felt disgusted and I put it back in the carton and on the kitchen top for now for "finishing later" and ate some greek yoghurt and a bunch of apples for desert instead
mfw I realize I got so used to eating lean healthy meals that I literally cant stand eating fatty high-carb fast food anymore :||||
>>29926651
Yes, I am ameritarded.
>>29926695
wow NICE *humble* brag /b/ro!!!
>>>/fit/
>>>/s4s/
>>29926724
heh the funny thing is Im not even close to being fit (yet)
Im just not used to that kind of food anymore to the degree where just looking at it triggered a disgust reaction in me which quite surprised me
I used to eat pizza like several times a week too, before
>>29926695
i ordered this food that i know is unhealthy and felt terrible eating food that i payed for. i think i'll have a super mega ultra healthy greek yogurt and fruit. i felt so good about being great and healthy that i posted my achievement on a yugoslavian iron forging imageboard. oh btw, i'm healthy and i lift (winky face)
>>29926768
You don't have to be fit to post on /fit/
>>29926778
eh whatever it wasnt that great of a story maybe
it just surprised me is all
I didnt think the pizza would taste/look outright *disgusting* to me is all, just because Im not used to eating like that any more ... otherwise I wouldnt have ordered it, obviously :/
>>29926651
Yep. We let this happen, and now people get mad when you question it.
>order pizza
>place is literally 1 mile away
>delivery fee is 3$
>never tip
>manager always calling me to tell me it's going to be late
>always is late
>delivery driver sits there and tries to be passive-aggressive about getting a tip
>just smile and take my pizza
If they want a tip, remove your stupid fucking delivery fee you cunts.
>>29926542
I specifically gave instructions that my pizza was to be left outside the door. You were to collect the money from under the mat, give three short sharp knocks, and then leave. Your egregious breach of the established pizza transference protocol will be reported to your superiors, as will your attempt at coercing me into providing additional compensation above and beyond that which was agreed upon at the time of purchase.
>be pizza delivery guy
>someone calls in yesterday and orders pizza
>they ask if anyone here is on team yellow (pokemon go)
>we say no because we're all blue/red
>the driver who has to take it doesn't even play the game but we tell her to lie and say she's team yellow
>she comes back with a fucking $8 tip
>>29926542
The girl in the pic is the healthy teeth female version of austin powers
>buying the soda along with the pizza and not buying it advance and putting it in your fridge so it's chilled when it's time to drink it
>>29926872
Yes and l would get randy with her
>>29926542
>fucking 30$ for all that
Are you going to blow me too, or something.
>>29926961
>I always poke out my head from behind the door, take the food put it on the floor, place the money in the guys hand, all from behind a door with my head sticking out
You creep
>>29926984
But wheres the satisfaction if the person never even realizes it?
Does little caesars deliver?
>>29926984
I'll just litter my driveway with screws next time
I tip a lot always.
I don't value my money very much.
>>29926542
If she was asian she would have the same smile as that chubby asian tranny that browses this board.
I think both are qts.
>>29926827
why not fucking walk there you cunt
>>29927031
>why not fucking walk there you cunt
too much work
>>29927031
>offer a service
>pay for service
>still expect additional payment for said service
sorry bruh, talk to your shitty franchise to remove the 'delivery fee' or get a job that doesn't need to be tipped to be alive
>>29926542
here's the $26.68
here's your 5 cent tipand that's when you close the door and go eat pizza
>>29926695
>cant finish a pizza
Fucking pussy
>>29926768
>I used to eat pizza like several times a week too, before
if only you knew the value of moderation and self-control none of what you've posted would be an issue.
>>29926542
>"here's a tip, get a real job"
>slam the door in her face and make a real meal
>>29926695
Wow, guess Im a #CruzMissile now
>>29926542
D-d'you want t-to come in and eat it with me?
I don't even eat pizza
It's just a prank bro hhahaha
>>29926601
How the fuck was that original, Mr spaghetti?
>>29928351
>Ummmm........ noooo? Bye....
fuck off roastie cunt
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29926782
Thats one of the most autistic things ive seen in my life you fat fuck
>>29926542
I didn't ask for a 2-liter Mountain Dew...where's my drink? My Diet Doctor Kelp?
>>29926542
>posting the wrong memefu
>can't even see her armhair game
m8
>not just driving and going through the driveway
>mfw
>>29926542
can someone please bring back the pizza delivery dog threads
>>29930369
shit, maybe it was this one
>>29930369
>>29930380
>eating something that was on top of a filthy animal
>>29926542
Not the shaft?
>>29930476
that looks lovely
>>29926941
I was thinking this too, a pizza from a local 'ria with 2 toppings is like $14
>>29926695
Good for you bro. It's hard to break the addiction to bad food but you did it. Keep up the good work. Don't let the haters get you down.
>>29926542
CLOSE THE BOX WHEN SERVING MY ZA' YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>29930647
>MY 'ZA
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>29930709
you must not browse /ck/
>>29930739
Looks like some delicious 'go 'za right there
>>29930334
Why would you drive there to go through the drive in? Stupid brah
>>29926542
>No company logo
>Generic unmarked box
SEEMS LEGIT... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ACTUAL DELIVERY GUY? I'M CALLING THE COPS!
>>29926542
>Oh I'll give u the tip
>*Tips fedora*
>Ur welcum
>*Takes pizza and closes door*
>>29926542
STEP OFF CUNT. THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD!
>>29932400
crushing armhair victory, here's your tip >>29930298
>>29926542
Do they actually ASK for tips in 'murica? If so that's literally retarded.
>>29930443
my doggo ain't filthy m8
>>29926542
>Heres the money for the pizza
>And here's your tip
