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Any cyborgs here?
>too much of a loser to be a normie
>not enough of a loser to be a robot
>forever lingering between two worlds
Yeah. I wish I could be one or the other but I'm stuck in fucking limbo.
>>29925570
Let's get some cyborg feels going, guys.
>tfw only matched with 25 girls on tinder this week
>tfw haven't had sex in 3 days
>tfw haven't left the house in a day in a half
>tfw one of the nightclubs I frequent isn't open until later
>tfw your dick is only 8" long.
sucks being a cyborg, man.
>>29925788
Sucks to be honest. You can never actually relate to anything in this board.
>>29925570
>have a gf
>in medical school
normie stuff, right? but wait...
>made fun of by fellow students behind my back
>if they guys come over, they say bye to me and leave without me when they go out
>seen as a pussy for not breaking up with my gf when I got into school
>>29926088
why would people want you to break up with your girlfriend, that's fucked up.
>>29926047
/r9k/ is normie/cyborg central
>>29925570
>>29925788
>>29925903
>>29926088
FUCK YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG SOCIAL SCUM
PRE-MARITAL SEX IS DEGENARATE
CLUBS ARE FOR HEDONIST
ALL WOMEN THAT GO TO CLUBS ARE STD RIDDEN DRUG ADDICTED LEFTY SKANKS
>>29926304
I have never been to a club, hate drinking and don't even do a single vice besides watching porn.
I think it has ruined my social life.
>>29926242
So I would be compelled to join the rat race of going out to the bar near campus and try to get girls home and have bragging rights for how many girls I fucked or how hot the girls I fucked are. The culture at this school is overwhelmingly this way.
>>29926394
>Not having a waifu that loves you no matter what you think or do
No need for a social life, the normie wagecuck lifestyle is a trap.
>>29926430
But waifus aren't real, I'm not delusional
>>29925570
Yet another cyborg reporting in.
>28yo kv fatass with minimal muscle tone
>no friends or gf
>no degree, still studying
>be fairly talented software eng, have decent job
>wear nice clothes, take care of hygiene
>be extremely sociable
>crippling loneliness tho'
Cyborg checking in
>have gf
>Is more into anime than I am, she has a wall full of figures.
>Only have like 5 friends, but we go out/play tabletop games/have mini LAN parties regularly.
>Just got fired from my job for not testing my code enough before it was implemented.
>But already have an interview scheduled after one day of job hunting for a job that pays $8k more a year.
>Still come off as weird and awkward around normies, but am the life of the party surrounded by fellow nerds.
Cyborg life is strange.
>>29926479
there is no such thing as a soul.
normie women are evil and will only get with men to further their personal social standing.
>>29926510
YOU ARE NOT A NERD YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE GTFO MY BOARD YOU POKEMON GO LOVING PIECE OF SHIT
>>29925570
>Have big amount of friends
>Always have plans for weekends
>Decent job
But
>Never kissed a girl
>Still a virgin
>Can't talk when in big groups
I still think that the term cyborg is cringe worthy tho
>>29926625
Not a cyborg, just a beta.
>>29926576
Literally all of my hobbies involve video games, anime, or rolling dice and moving figures around on table. I sewed and sculpted cosplays on Friday evenings instead of going out countless times. How the hell am I not a nerd?
I think I'm pretty close to true robot, but you guys treat this like some kind of dick measuring contest that I don't understand.
>In college studying STEM and doing very well. In my first year
>But I'm 24 and only started after years of wageslaving and neetdom
>Still live with mom, have never moved out.
>KV, one time once there was a girl interested in me, but she turned out to be insane and got knocked up so good it never worked out.
>Small group of good friends I see regularly and who are pretty decent.
>BUT all we do is play D&D and Magic
>Even so they just "forget" about me about half the time when the group gets together and am left out.
>Was never really bullied throughout school.
>Never had friends either, real loner.
>Never involved in any school activities. Never once went to any homecoming, prom, or even a football game.
>Social autist, diagnosed depression and anxiety disorders.
>Don't see a shrink anymore and manage my mental illness mostly.
>Still spend days at a time locked in my room too stressed out and anxious to even talk to family.
One day it will all be over.
>>29926706
What's the difference then?
>>29926718
>>29926510
You sound kind of like me and my friends that I know.
Except I have no job, no valuable skills or training besides years of making sandwiches and stocking shelves and I've never had GF. Also I'm never the life of any party, even among my "nerd" friends I'm mostly the quiet reserved guy in the corner.
So maybe we are nothing alike, who knows.
I am>>29926765 btw. but you sound cool, and specifically a lot like one of the people in my group of friends. I'd hang out with you. I play RPGs and miniatures and stuff too.
>>29926807
A full robot is basically an agoraphobic, (self-)medicated mess who is incapable of finishing high school and only with great pain is able to do his own grocery shopping. A full robot's basically a mental case probably on autism bux.
A cyborg is a severely damaged "failed normie". A cyborg probably went to school and maybe did or did not finish, and is capable of holding down a job. Unlike your run-of-the-mill failed normie, a cyborg is either incapable or completely unwilling to socialize with people, leading them to be "loners".
A beta is just a normie who can't get laid.
>>29926949
It doesn't seems to be much difference between a "robot" and a "cyborg".
And judgind from the replies on this threads, they are mostly failed normies.
And
>Normie who can't get laid
Sounds like a failed normie too.
>>29926828
Yeah, you and your group sounds a lot like me and mine. I tried to avoid most high school events, but ended up going to senior prom since a girl asked me to it and I didn't want the situation to be awkward by saying no.
I don't suppose you're in the Portland area?
>>29926987
>It doesn't seems to be much difference between a "robot" and a "cyborg".
A cyborg can survive in this world without handouts. That's a huge difference.
>And judgind from the replies on this threads, they are mostly failed normies.
You don't say.
>Normie who can't get laid
>Sounds like a failed normie too.
A failed normie doesn't have a lot of friends, nor does he go out every weekend.
Cyborg and proud, it's the best of both worlds.
>used to be a hopelessly awkward beta cuck, kv at 22
>made an effort to socialize more and improve my people skills, little by little every day
>used to go out of the house maybe once a month max
>now socializing and going out nearly every single day
>have the confidence to actually call people instead of text them now and have the ability to hook small parties up
>gotten a handful of drug connections
>fat fuck but having QTs mire me and compliment me purely from my confidence and attitude
>no longer the guy who sits in the corner on his phone at parties, now the life of the party most of the time
>in my downtime I still just play vidya, shitpost and fap to loli doujins
>best part is I'm completely open about my NEET weaboo history so I have nothing to hide
Feels pretty fucking great, though it's exhausting, not used to the pace of things right now. All it takes is practice, believe me I've been in some fucking horrendously emberassing situations and they've just toughened me up.
What the fuck is this. This isn't a cyborg thread, its a bunch of fucking normies pretending they're cyborgs because they used to be socially awkward.
This is why cyborgism sucks. Nobody understands. They think they do, but they don't. Masquerading as a normie but secretly having them robot tendencies.
I have a stable job and make a good income. I used to party and do drugs. I could blend in with the best of them. To this day nobody knowsI'm a virgin and have never had a gfdespite being 27 years old.
Fuck off, normies. Don't pretend to understand.
>>29927201
See >>29926949
You're just a beta normie. You don't have any hobbies that ostracize you socially. You live a normal life aside from the fact that you haven't gotten laid.
>>29927201
You sound like a normie too lol
>>29927225
I never said I had friends. And all I do is sit in my room on my days off, drinking coffee, fapping and browsing the chans.
No hobbies, no friends, no interests. Nobody knows though cause I'm a good liar.
And I don't think I'm beta, I don't put pussy on a pedestal and I don't orbit bitches. But I got a babyface and bad skin (so I cant grow a beard); no amount of confidence can fix that.
>>29927004
Nope. Other side of the continent. Southeast USA.
>>29927303
Let's see. You do drugs recreationally with people you know and you lie to these people about doing nothing. Those people are not your friends, but you feel the need to lie about being unoriginal?
That shit reeks of failed normie to me.
I thought a cyborg was a robot who had lost their chance for magic. Friends, job, etc wouldn't be enough for the status.
>>29927393
Dag. Well, sorry about all the hurricanes.
>>29926479
What makes humans any more 'real'. A waifu is a drawing that was created. A human is a lump of flesh and bone that was created. All you must do is open your mind child, and you will see.
>>29925570
Goddamn all these fucking fake failed normie cyborgs.
To be a real cyborg you must have a job and be independent but still have the bitter, melancholic and antisocial attitude that the average robot has.
>>29928681
And you got this definition from where?
>>29928932
Me thinking about what distinguishes cyborgs from the everyday failed normalfag.
>>29928973
So where did you get this job and independence requirement from?
>>29929001
Because if the guy didn't have a job or independence he would just be a robot, not a cyborg.
ROBOT:
>Anyone more pathetic than me
CYBORG:
>Anyone as pathetic as me.
NORMIE:
>Anyone less pathetic than me
These are the definitions that literally everyone in this thread has been using. Any other definitions are false and based on the poster's fragile ego.
>>29929050
Well then I'm no cyborg. But I'm definitely no robot either since I'm not a K, H, or V and I've been to parties.
>>29929063
No, because I view normies as disgusting and pitiful. Very pathetic. I find that robots at least have redeeming qualities.
>black
>5'7
>Athletic - i actually enjoy working out
>i don't watch sports
>i do however enjoy trap rap, parties and drinking but i don't hang with other normie black people. Mainly because they tend to be destructive.
>too scared to ask out other girls cuz no car
>i know this is an excuse, but i would do more period if i did have a car
>i play tabletop games, mmos and really want to get into a good DnD campaign but true robots types are annoying smelly children.
>i have two jobs (one freelance work and another paying minimum) that pay well
>i smoke weed
>i had a gf with huge tits
Mabye im too normie. Idk
>>29929144
Then you're a normie who should get the fuck off my board.
>>29929240
Make me, faggot. Independent people who work are closer to normiehood and none of what I wrote describes any of my sentiments towards other people.
>>29929163
>robots
>redeming qualities
Pick only one fag
>>29929320
I find many robots to be relatable, intelligent, or even funny. If I disliked you guys I wouldn't continue posting here.
>>29929310
If you ever got laid you are instantly a normie, even more so than people who live independently.
I have no idea whether I'm a robot or a cyborg, but probably a robot
>employed
>am able to make friends when I want to
>have had girls ask me out on multiple occasions
But then :
>virgin
>reject all the girls that show interest in me
>got rid of most of my friends on purpose, and choose not to make anymore
>extremely miserable/ depressed to the point where I want to an hero
>can't drive
>if I didn't need money, I would stay in my room and never go out again
>can't drive
>get extremely anxious all the time
>>29929367
And your source for this definition? Undoubtedly, no robot can be a virgin. But I'm no robot, nor have I claimed to be.
>>29929378
Sounds like a cyborg to me. ORIGINAL
>>29929422
What makes me a cyborg? I'm just curious
>>29929378
You're a true cyborg.
I have avoidant personality disorder and have cut contact with the few friends I used to have, but I've had sex before and I have a shitty job so I guess I'm a cyborg.
>>29929396
Yes but a cyborg has to be KHV as well so you're a failed normies.
>>29929485
Kind of a half way point between normies and cyborgs. It's a little ambiguous but I guess it's one of those things where you'll know it when you see it. Personally, I think that Patrick Bateman isn't the worst example. Minus being able to fuck everything that moves and being a 10/10, he's a sperg with friends and a social life though he doesn't exactly have an emotional connection or understanding of those friends and social life.
>>29929534
How can I fail at something that I do not try at? And again, where are you getting this definition from that you can preach it as if it were the word of God?
>>29925570
>not normie enough to be motivated to wageslave
>not abnormie enough for disability
True suffering.
>>29925570
>entering senior year of highschool
>only 3 ugly proto stacies talk to me
>have about 5 friends
>have gone to 3 parties within 3 years
>forced to act as normie as posssible to keep friends
>they all hate anime and tabletop games
>they only play cod and other normie games
>forced to run track
>skinny as hell
>have ocassional sperg outs were I go full autistic retard
I can never bee a NEET because my parents would rather let me die than for that to happen so I'm eternally going to be stuck being forced to act as normie as possible but will always be to autistic to be accepted into any social thing
>>29929561
Fine, what's your definitions?
>>29929607
A failed normie is someone who actually tries and fails at being a normie. A cyborg is a bastard child of the normie and the robot. Refer to... >>29929538
>normies include you in conversation
>not enough normie experience to actually participate
>end up saying something autistic every fucking time
same with girls, of course. Sometimes I wish they would just avoid me altogether and I wouldn't have to face DELAYED rejection.
Never been a NEET but spend every second of my free time on anime, 4chan, or napping
I'm so fucking boring. I can't even make internet friends
>>29929629
Ah so your definition is someone who lives in the normalfag life but feels no connection to it or is even alienated by it? Honestly that's close to what my definition was trying to accomplish except I added in the KHV part.
>>29929725
Well I understand contempt with people who are totally fucking normies and are getting 6,000,000 tinder matches per second. But I think it's not unusual for a cyborg to have a brief relationship.
>Reminder that this "criteria" for being a true robot idea is only a couple of years old at most
>Reminder that problems with women were discussed all the time even then but a lot of the posters pointed out their inability to relate with humorous posts, thus birthing the feels memes
>Reminder that sperging out about these new "rules" is just an another form of identity politics and is mostly done by american teenagers
>>29929867
Well we need some metrics for it. Otherwise it will only exacerbate the problem we currently face with actual normies trying to associate with us.
>>29929756
Fair enough, bonus points if that short relationship was fucking horrible.
>>29929902
I can assure you that as far as I'm aware, all relationships are horrible as there is a 100% probability of things ending on a bad note.
>person dumps you and you get depressed
>you dump person they get mad
>you marry someone they take all your shit and run
>you marry someone and die
>you marry someone and they die
There's really no winning in the long run.
I've always considered myself a cyborg. Am I?
>39
>5'6"
>actually no friends my whole life
>work freelance where people leave me alone
>no gf
>only sex with anonymous women in an adult theater, or an escort once, otherwise would be khv
>can barely string a sentence together if someone talks to me about anything besides work
>INTP
>mostly ride my bike around at night hoping a drunk driver hits me
>never had a match on Tinder
>listen exclusively to shoegaze and field recordings
pic semi-related both job- and look-wise
>>29929968
I mean fucking terrible even by terrible relationshit standards, like you didn't even get that "love high" or anything, you just felt misery.
>>29930026
Seems more like a robot to me.
>>29925570
cyborg doesnt exist. they're just failed normies/normies who want their own snowflake identification
>>29929867
Shit man I remember when generation Xs counter culture was all about "no labels" and now two/three gens later it's all a demand about being in a box. To make very thing an 'us vs them' situation
>>29930088
This has already been addressed in this thread. KYS.
>>29927084
Easy for an extravert. Introverts would die of exhaustion
I have no illusions, I'm a normie.
>be 25
>hot gf
>decent college degree
>family that loves me
>live on my own with roommates, not sure if they count as friends
>20 year old car that technically runs
>shitty job that pays low that I hate, but people there are nice to me and it's easy
>have 1-2 friends I talk to at least once a week, hang out once or twice a month
>can afford to go to a bar or out to eat occasionally
>usually can avoid terribly awkward situations because I've stopped caring
The main thing I'm missing is a good paying job, a lot of people I went to school with are wildly successful but I feel I'm still hanging around searching for direction. But I'm grateful I at least have some meager income. I am a wage slave.
If you have it better than me, I'm sorry but you're a normie too.
>be in college
>realize that my social skills are absolute shit, make no friends because I've never made friends or tried socializing with new people by myself, always had people reach out to me or help me introduce to new people
>eventually drop out because I can't stand the loneliness and I hate the course
>actually have quite alot of friends and acquaintances, most people have always found me likeable for some reason even if I'm a complete loner
>still hang out with friends on rare ocasions
>normie friends with normal pleb taste, so I rarelly can talk about vydia or anime that I like without sounding like a complete sperg
>they invite me to partys
>pretty much the awkward guy that just stands there by himself and rarelly says a word
>hate alcool so I can't even get wasted and maybe fit in for once
>all I can think of is how much better staying at home playing vydia and watching anime is
>still go because I need every little bit of social interaction I can get or else I'll go crazy
Get me out of this limbo
>>29930356
>hot gf
Why do people always measure their gf in attractiveness?
Sure, it's important, but it's much more important that she's not a psycho bitch.
>normie mindset
>robot life
>can trick people for a while into thinking I'm normal
>tfw can't trick myself
>>29933511
OHH THIS, I KNOW THAT IM A TOTAL FAILURE AND NOT A CYBORG OR ROBOT BUT THIS
IM A PERFECT LIAR
>>29926765
Same story here man
I get called a cyborg sometimes because despite being alcoholic, living under a crushing chronic depression and never ever having a girlfriend and no friends since I left high school I have a somewhat successful career as programmer, live by my own and can at least hold a conversation with a stranger.
