Who's the oldest virgin here?
>>29924707
I'm 25, but I doubt I'm THE oldest here
I wouldn't doubt theres a couple of 40+ virgins site wide.
>>29924707
Does having a blowjob and fingering a girl, but not having sex count as being a virgin?
>>29924758
if you're older than 20, yes
>>29924758
>does not having sex count as being a virgin?
do not reproduce
>>29924775
not much of a risk of that ayy
>>29924758 >>29924775
>does not having sex count as not having sex?
>>29924707
One of the main differences between men and women is that men have empathy. I looked at this picture and felt very sad for the man. A woman looking at this picture would laugh at him for being a loser and think that the picture is funny.
>>29924707
26yo virgin, handholdless, kissless, hugless fembot here
>>29924732
thus far, it seems that you are the oldest V here.
how does that feel?
>>29924831
i guess you take the prize, as of now
>>29924831
Are you ugly? Post a pic or we don't believe you
>>29924831
Dare I ask how fat you are?
Does getting fucced in the ass count if I'm a dude? If not 28 here.
>>29924830
are you sure about that? how well do you know the other gender?
>>29924889
i guess it does...are you attracted to women?
>>29924859
>posting your picture on 4chan
WEW
>>29924866
Not fat, average weight, its all by choice, because 3DPD.
>>29924707
There was a 52-year-old virgin that posted here a few weeks back, iirc. Nearly as old as some of our parents.
>>29924926
what was the reason he was a virgin
>>29924914
Are you a NEET who never leaves the basement?
i'm probably in the top 10%
29 kv
>>29924952
No, I go out.
>>29924935
I can't remember. He did answer a couple questions before leaving, and I think he claimed to be hopeful that one day he will lose his virginity, but whether or not he gave an exact reason why escapes me.
>>29924926
I doubt >50 year olds even know how to use the interwebs
>>29924707
My step dad is a virgin
>>29924707
Once you get out of high school, unless you're literally the life of the party or have a number of people you would consider "best friends" you have to make the effort, especially at 25. Its not that most people hate or dislike you, its that when you're working nobody wants to make extra effort to go out and a lot of people are just perfectly content sitting at home doing nothing.
Typically theres one maybe two friends a person who likes going out will hit up regularly as the "im bored lets do something" but if you aren't in that group and make the effort with others usually people are up for doing something.
OPs picture is the perfect example of somebody making no effort. A bunch of status updates is not how you have a party
>>29924966
you're disgusting
original angry comment
>>29924995
>not going for walks and nightwalks
Get a load of this normie
>>29924965
give us the low-down on your life.. how are you the way you are. what events transpired to make you a 29 y/o kv. thus far, youre the oldest one
>>29924966
So if you interact with people, how can that be? Are you just so strongly asexual or not attracted to 3d?
>>29924834
Even if I was, I just don't really care anymore, I managed to move out of my parents house and I have a decent job, currently saving for a japan trip with friends.
I'm pretty happy with my life, even if I'm a virgin.
almost 26, KHV reporting in
>>29925021
By go out I mean walks/nightwalks, and yeah 3DPD is total shit.But I am kinda in love with my big brother, haha just fucking kill me
>>29924977
I believe that he claimed to have used the internet practically since its birth, browsing 4chan from the beginning. Personally, I do not doubt this because, like I said earlier, he's a few years younger than my father, and my father is an avid internet user.
34 years old here, kissless hugless fuggless, but i quit giving a rip prolly 3 or 4 years ago.
original 27 here
>>29925055
are you khv because you don't >give a rip
>>29925055
>giving a rip
found the problem
>>29925087
yea pretty much nowadays lmao i used to be a major octo wussy abot it tho idk
>>29924830
>>29924897
I agree. I think that on either sides of the spectrum that photo is pitiful.
does fucking a prostitute once count as losing virginity?If not i m 26yold permavirgin
Turning 31 in September.
Do I win?
>>29925055
>>29925185
there's a 34 y/o iit... sorry anon. maybe one day!
31 here. My life is fucked. Only positive is that I've saved up 220,000. The money doesn't mean shit when your life is empty though.
>>29925219
buy dmt
lol you guys are disappointing me
47 here
>>29925275
holy shit.
please, tell all. start from the beginning senpai
>>29925219
Thats enough for a lifetime of fucking prostitutes and shitposting in eastern Europe.
>>29925285
nothing special
grew up with overbearing parents, an older brother which got a lot more successful
I'm not poor when it comes to money
it's just that I never really got the opportunity
>>29924775
>oral sex
>not sex
>>29925275
How did you end up like that, anon?
>>29925571
>nothing special
Pls more, it is really special dude.
>>29924830
just asked a female, she also thinks it's sad
go meet a girl anon
>>29926061
>she also thinks it's sad
Females have empathy, but no sympathy.
>>29925240
real talk right here
