>ywn be a 35-50 year old professional's much younger boytoy
>>29924580
Is that vannah sterling? Hot
Ever heard of craigslist anon, or better yet Tindr?
It's 2016, just grow some balls and write up a profile and they'll come calling. Whether they're hot or not depends solely on you
>>29924580
God damn it I never wanted this feel why OP WHY
>>29924580
STOP lT!!!
>>29924607
I'm 5'8 280lbs and an unemployed virgin autist who lives with his mother, they're not coming anywhere near me.
>>29924580
Right in the benis OP
Why are you doing this to us
This porno is at least 15 years old
>>29924580
I want this but with a guy.
What jobs do professional gay men with low standards do?
>be a lonely 29yo female office worker
>tfw no cute robot to seduce
>>29924661
If you're unemployed, that means you have plenty of free time...hit the gym and lose the weight . You can't cry about not having something if you wontt work for it.
>>29924697
>>29924595
Nah, it stars Abella Danger. Hardly 15 years ago. more like 2 years ago.
>>29924607
What about older women looking for younger guys? Are there any of those?
>>29924607
>chh, just dew it brah
I forgot everything is like flipping a switch for normalfags.
>>29924725
>cute
damn
>>29924725
Fuck off trolling nigger
>>29924785
By cute I want at least 5'5 - 5'8, smooth, small cock, very fem.
>>29924799
Don't reply to me if you don't have anything interesting to add.
>>29924817
Are you going to place things inside of them?
>>29924817
>By cute I want at least 5'5 - 5'8, smooth, small cock, very fem.
Spotted the RPing poofter.
>>29924828
If they want me to stimulate their prostate and finger them, sure.
>>29924836
>there aren't lonely office ladies on this site who love talking to cute robots
>>29924851
>there aren't lonely office ladies on this site who love talking to cute robots
post feet then
also it must suck being a woman who's attracted to gay bottoms
>>29924580
Well fuck you. My mum's literally a 48 year old professional and recently divorced and she keeps bringing fuckboys who are dispositionally more 'beta' than myself back home and they're fucking annoying. this one guy sat in my room's sofa COMPLETELY uninvited and i was really holding it in to not attack him physicadlly
>>29924580
Source please? Origano commento
>>29924874
I'm at work, maybe in an hour if this thread is still up.
Why do you think I'm so lonely?
>>29924851
>there aren't lonely office ladies on this site who love talking to cute robots
There aren't, now post tits or gtfo.
>>29924900
>women
>capable of being lonely
Lovin'
Every
Laugh
>>29924900
go to the bathroom and take a pussy shot
>>29924912
>There aren't, now post tits or gtfo.
>>>/b/
>>>/2008/
>>29924918
Post a picture of your cute little robot dick and I might
>>29924580
>thumbnail
REEEEEEEEEEEEE OREGANO COMMENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29924932
Kill yourself and fuck off my board you nigger.
>>29924932
>and I might
If you do I WILL cum looking at the photo
>>29925059
lol, I said cute, fuck off
>>29925097
Don't leave fembot, I'm going to go snap something in the restroom.
>>29925097
is mine cute enough to get you to do it?
>>29925149
>all that body hair
Don't even bother
>>29925097
h-how about this
not him and I'm not cute, I'm fat but losing weight so hopefully I can be cute again.
>>29925157
That isn't you faggot, I've seen that shit posted on /b/
>>29925206
>going on b
Get off my board underage scum
>another roastie hoaxer derails a thread
>>29924580
GIVE ME DA SAUCE PLS
>>29925157
That's me! Stop posing as me you ass.
>>29926417
please forgive me cutie I was just trying to see some pussy
>>29926427
If you're going to be an desperate asshole at least use pics of someone who doesn't post on this site, damn.
>>29926490
nah I'll do what I want
>>29926507
Ok tough guy, have fun
Got this kind of. My ex's mum, 39, qt
>>29924580
Braaaaaaaaaaffssssssspspspspspspslspsttttt pffffttt
Ah.... Sniff it all up.
