i fell really sad for whoever gets married in this day and age.. i really do
Yeah why limit yourself to one girl if you can just stay independent and fuck a new girl every week.
I just can't believe any male would willingly sign a marriage contract in modern society.
There are no benefits for a male to get married. None. Not a single one, and "tax benefits" is negligible. But a woman? A woman gets to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from the man, even if she had a great job while married to him. It's absolute bullshit.
You'd have to be a massive, massive cuckold to get married.
>>29923590
Why does this guy always where that stupid key around his neck?
>>29923705
to unlock your manic pixie dream girls vagina
>>29923717
manic pixie girls are garbage tier
>>29923623
>implying you do that
![girls_laughing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3bNhDXH.jpg "girls_laughing[1].jpg")
>i-i-it was just a phase... jimmy... PLEASE!!!! Lets go get some dinner... uhmmm and bring some money will ya? xD
>HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT TIFFANY!!!! HE FUCKING FELL FOR THE SUGAR DADDY MEME!!! GAGAGAHAHA
>>29923696
Marriage is supposed to keep the woman from just leaving for someone else when the first speed bump comes along. It doesn't work as well in our current divorce-happy society, but it definitely still has some effect.
>>29923790
AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS
>>29923623
Because then most of those girls you've fucked will follow you and make your life hell.
