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If Chad is an alpha male white normie name, write some robot
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If Chad is an alpha male white normie name, write some robot names here.
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>>29923488
Nathan, Jimmy, Terry, Jason,
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>>29923488
Cornelius
I will not be muted for 2 seconds
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>>29923488
Rodge ofc
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>>29923488
These threads are shit because everyone just posts their own name.
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Hank
Bobby
Bill
Boomhauer
Dale
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>>29923488

Robots don't have definitive names. There's no point to giving them one because everyone just forgets it anyway.
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>>29923531
Jimmy for sure.
No other name dries up my vag faster.
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>>29923488
Skylar and Adrien.

Seriously, I challenge you to find me pussier common male names than those two.

Amusingly enough, I knew a dude named "River" that pulled mad pussy. Dude was an ugly manlet with a name like that, and regularly banged 7s and 8s. Frankly, I'm too impressed to be mad or jealous.
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>>29923531
>>29923835
Why would you call yourself Jimmy when you can call yourself Jim or James?
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Matt
Cody
Tylor
Jaden
Cole
Zane
Patrick
Zachary
Ted
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>>29923488
Jonathan is the most robot name
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>>29923488
Ari is the most robot name there is
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>Aiden

The funny thing is that one my cousins in named Aiden and I can see that he is beta as fuck.
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>>29923875
#AriWon

Don't mute me please.
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Nigel
Eugene
Albert
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>>29923878
Fuck you Greg your mom is a fucking roastie
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Jonathaniel
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>>29923892
>Nigel

CAN'T BARRAGE
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>chad tier

Chad Thundercock
Crystal Thundercunt

>robot tier

Pepe
Tim Spaghetti
Nancy Blister

>royalty

Boss Rodge
Marc Lepine
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its most likely "Hey" or "You"
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>>29923878
Aiden is the kind of name that the beta guy who is friends with all the normies has
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aiden is the ftm name not the robot name
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Not a single "Carl" ITT
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>>29924046
Carl reminds me of a working man, like a black factory worker or a plumber.
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Patrick

It's the ultimate virgin name
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mel-Melvin
~the late great jerry lewis
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clint, cristopher, patrick, and thomas
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>>29924092
People who shorten it to Patt can still be alpha
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>>29924110
>Clint Eastwood
>Not alpha

Nigguh
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Chester
Roger
Eugene
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>>29923488
First: Thad
Middle: Feelix
Last: Wenoguf
Nick: Felix, "that Felix"
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>>29924110
Chris
Tom
Patt

Like literally all super normie Chad names. Fag.
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>>29923870
>>29924092
>>29924110
>patrick
>beta virgin
unless he is a robot who really just imagines everything
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>>29924150
>Madthad
>Not uber alpha

You fucked up
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>>29923531
Jason doesn't sound like a robot name to me. In fact whenever i hear it i imagine someone Chad-looking
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>>29924212
y-you too

thad was posted here as robot name years ago but its association or whatever has probably changed
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>>29923988
Aiden is a name for a skinny emo kid
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>>29923488
Tyler, Jared, Keith, Andrew, Jason, Jay, Adam, Jamie, Samuel
The list goes on I've known so many
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>>29923878
every aiden/aidan ive met has been openly gay
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>>29924316
Samuel is the name of a guy who fucked Elliot Rodger's sister, so i don't think it's a robot name really, especially if you shorten it to ''Sam''.
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>>29924110
>>29924092
>>29923870
really?

behold Patt Tillman
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>>29924336
I only put it down cause I knew a brown manlet who turned gay because girls wouldn't date him name Samuel
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billy
chester
garfield
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>>29924340
>sloped down shoulders
Sorry Patty :^(
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Is Stan a beta name, robots?

Pls no bully.
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Eric.
Nothing more beta than that, except possibly Ewan.
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>>29924425
i think all one syllable names are pretty alpha
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>>29924425
Stan is a Chad from the movie Revenge of the Nerds, so it's not.
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>>29924440
EWAN

With utmost originality the only Ewan I ever met was one of the biggest autists I've ever spoken to
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>>29923488
Post fembot and stacey names too
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>>29923488
Shad
Kyler
Micah
Jimmy
Pat
Milhouse
Ernie
Keller
Any female name like Stacey
Jonah
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>>29923531
Jason is an alpha name generally. Definitely agree on the rest though.
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>>29924564
Stacey: Ashley, Kayla, Kaitlyn
Fembot: Judy, Gabby
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>>29923488
Oswald
Huey
Ted
Tristan
Caleb
Ricardo
Oliver
Elijah
Levi
Isaac
Landon
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>>29924564
Jolene is the ultimate Stacey.
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Robot:
Robert
Pete
Patrick
Tommy

Fembot:
Ginny
Patricia
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>>29924649
Also Debbie for fembot.
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Toby, Tobias

The most robot name of all
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>>29924440
Every Eric I have met has either been an older normie, or a younger alpha. Never met a single Ewan, but Ewan McGregor is fucking based.
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>>29923827
Where did you get those names...

Did my wife put you up to this?
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>>29923850
>tfw name is Skylar
I'm planning on changing my name anyway.
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>>29923874
>im-fucking-plying
Gotta embrace your destiny is all.
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>>29924440
Does that apply to 'Erik' as well?
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Chester is the only right answer
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I can't believe no one's said Kyle. I haven't met a Kyle that wasn't a massive sperg.
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Murton
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>>29923850
Bro do you live in Washington state
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Bryce
Timothy
Mitchel
Wayne
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If your name is Preston or Caleb, you might as well kys. There is not really a chance you would ever be a normie. Those names are synonymous with failure and disappointment.
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>>29925233
same here now that I think about it
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>>29923488
Is Joel a robot name ?
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Ian
Tyler
Jeremy
Christopher
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christopher is the most beta name ever

with famous examples such as a cucked google-worker and a guy that literally ruins his life for sonic OC, this name can't be more beta
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Lionel
Eli
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>>29924564
Fembot names: Emily, Mary, Bonnie
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>>29924399
Pretty sure that's his neck. The shoulders are out of the frame lower
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