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>enter marathon >first prize is a gf >race starts >immediately
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>enter marathon
>first prize is a gf
>race starts
>immediately trip and break my fucking knee
>muscular dude says to me, "What's the matter? Just walk it off bro."
>he races to the end at a ridiculously fast speed and wins the gf
>can barely stand up due to my injury
>have to drag myself to the hospital
>people keep walking by and laughing
>when I ask for help, they just say shit like, "you just have to try harder, man"
>two days later, not even half way there
>tired, hungry, in great pain
>knee swollen and grotesque
>ready to give up
>soon this van drives by
>two men come out
>they say something like, "Here's another one" and pull me inside
>black out
>wake up and see my knee is healed
>look around, see I'm in what looks like some sort of zoo exhibit, built deep into the ground
>there are ponds and trees and everything
>looks up and see people laughing at me
>try to yell for help but they just throw what looks like pieces of fried chicken at me
>hear something behind me
>turn around and see a horrible mutated frog monster
>scream and try to run away, but there start to appear more of them
>the audience is loving this, and further cries for help are just ignored by them
>spend the rest of the day trying to avoid the other frog monsters but they keep sneaking up behind me and licking me or relieving themselves near or on me
>eventually, get so thirsty I have to drink the disgusting pond water
>only food I can eat are the pieces of chicken thrown at us
>spend next few days drinking the water and eating the chicken
>water and food start to be more appetizing
>frogs start to treat me better, I find them less monstrous also
>audiences jeers become more tolerable
>start to feel more sluggish and strange over the days
>see my skin changing into a greenish color
>one day hardly feel human anymore
>mfw catch a glimpse of my reflection in the water
>mfw I see what I've become now
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Cool blog anon. Want to come to the white house and tell me more?
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I was one of these green bastards the entire time.
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Got me a good laugh
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>>29923218
fucking masterpiece man
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>>29923218
7/10 anon

pretty good dream recollection
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>>29923317
Keep replying to yourself op, you might be able to trick people into thinking you're funny
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>>29923371
6 posters, 6 replies. 317 was me and not op.
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