Rate my bird's belly /10Yes, it is as soft as it looks. He loves it when you give him belly kisses.
>>29922940
Wow. That's a 10/10 belly.
>>29922940
My ex had a bird and it would bite me. Fuck birds
>>29922950
Thank you. Every reply in this thread is one belly kiss for coco.
>>29922964
>ex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and so on
>>29922974
looks like a frog in this picture kek
>>29922991
How about this one? He is sleeping.
10/10 bird belly. Damn, birds are cool. basically tiny little dinosaurs. I don't think I'm competent enough to have one though. Enjoy your bird for us all OP.
>>29923052
top qt, what breed is he?
i've thought about getting a parrot because they seem funny
but i realize they are batshit insane and will probably get on my nerves within 3 months
2/10. Snap it's neck.
>>29923058
Thank you I will kiss his belly every day.
>>29923070
A male quaker parrot. He intentionally makes himself look cute because he knows I like it.
>>29923080
Haha epic. I think I'm gonna fart it was so funny.
>>29922940
10/10 m8, would kiss belly
I lov u coco
>>29923130
Can birds be femboys?
Because he is
>tfw you walk around the woods and find birds nests and grab the babies and torture them to death
Fuck birds
>>29923245
He is certainly a qt. I don't know if he is a trap though.
>>29923258
There is something cool about torturing porks and dogs because they actually show their suffering. Never really went beyond kicking a dog that was chasing me outside (and barking like a motherfucker too), then he cried and ran away from me, which gave me joy. I should have killed him.
>tfw mentally fucked
>>29923364
You mean you're a faggot and a coward. Come kick me pussy and then I'll make sure you really do end up mentally fucked
>>29922940
How can you tell when a bird loves something? How do they communicate happy emotion?
>>29923328
Cute bird , shame you are a whore
>>29923364
>tfw mentally fucked
Holy fuck that is some assburger-tier edge
>>29923455
>dey sug ur benis xD!!!
>>29923484
I am a male. I have a benis. Pic related: it's my most photogenic picture.
>kissing a male bird's belly
lolgay
>>29922940
Nice belly 10/10
>>29923455
My bird fluffs up his head when he's happy.
>>29923245
>corrupting animals with your degeneracy
Is there no low your kind won't sink to?
Fuck off.
>small baby crow on my balcony looking all sad
>might as well give it food
>it's shit at eating, constantly swallowing only to spit it back out, but finally manages
>it's back again
>it's noisy as fuck
>FINE JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>It's back with four more crows, two younglings and two adults
>they're all screaming at me
>I've made a huge mistake .jpg
Thankfully they stopped coming after realizing that I won't give them more food. Not before shitting up the place though. They produced the most annoying sound in the world. Especially the little ones.
>>29923447
I'll kick you, then I'll laugh in your face as you do everything but get physical.
let him sit on your dick
>>29923646
531 jessie street, San Francisco CA. Come and do it neckbeard
>>29923646
*unzips 2 meter long penis that is skinny like a rope*
Pshhh... and you really thought you stood a chance.
*leaps into the air above you*
I MADE ME WHO YOU ARE THIS WAY
*spins my dick like a lassoo, which wraps around you and strangles you to death*
Heh... too easy.
*glides away majestically into the night sky*
>>29923672
UKfag here, but have fun with all the shit I'm sending your way. Fucking retard.
>>29923561
Evolutionarily speaking, when birds fluff up like that, they are trying to look bigger to warn off any predators.
>>29923697
Hahah that's what I thought you fucking chump. You euro faggots aren't about shit.
>>29923724
That's one reason he does it. But he also does it to look cute when he is acting snuggly. Pic related was taken moments ago when I grabbed his birdy butt while he was eating.
>>29923447
Yeah because I am totally going to take shit from a weakling dog. Also, you live in canuckistan, too much work to go there.
10/10 belly breastfeathers OP, i love birds.
What does your bird smell like OP? I recommend during head scratches you lean down and give him a nice sniff on the neck.
My bird usually smells like whatever she last ate. Its especially strong when she eats strawberries, otherwise its what i can only describe as a 'default bird smell'.
>>29923726
dont bother with him bro, ppl who kick and torture dogs have usually miserable lives. nobody loves them. his life enough of a punishment to him
>>29922940
Based Coco looks good give him a kiss from France would you? Have a nice thread robots.
>>29923762
There's a difference between defending yourself which I do understand. Then there's acting like a fucking edge lord talking about torturing and killing weaker things. Try that shit with another able bodied human
>>29923726
I'll try and get some weights sent to you too, you stupid fat fuck.
>>29923629
My boy you what.
>>29923803
That's why I would be able to fuck you up because I do lift you semen slurping euro coward. It's easy to pick on weaker species and talk shit on the net. If you ever actually feel brave one day you know where to find me
>>29923792
Yeah you're right bud. I don't know why I'm getting worked up over some fedora toting edgelord. Plus I think California would be a little too hot for him and his black trenchcoat
>>29923753
He's a qt. I won't deny that. I love when birds fluff up too.
>>29923772
I never noticed, but I couldn't agree more. My parakeets smelled like comfy nature idk.
>>29922940
it's more of his chest, even in cats the chest is vrey pleasant to pet
>>29922940
Ill give you to you straight kid you retarded fucking spastick cock gobbling fuck :
birds have no fucking soul, not evene dogs eho are 1000xmore itnellgient than brids have gucking souls, inly humanshave sould so you either acdept his fact and mvoie on, or continue to play diffly diffly with your little bird pet fuck, just roast irt on a grill and eat it like that wqith a bit of oil and salt
>>29923837
You heard me. I wanted a crowbro, but no, he had to bring a gang to shit up my place and make noise. Literal niggers of birds.
>>29923838
>>29923838
>le paragon guardian normie
>hurr don't pick on the weak
>acts like a tough guy on a board full of vulnerable people
I can see under your mask, bud.
>>29922940
Cool bird, rate my lizard
>>29923917
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!
>>29923798
Then there are faggots like you who gets triggered by shit that didn't happen (yet). I would kick a dog in front of you just to watch you freak out like a little bitch. :^)
>>29923945
looks very smug and proud of itself tbf
>>29923944
Not acting like a tough guy. Just saying if you feel so powerful picking on something lesser you should see what you're really about by trying it with someone equal to yourself. There is no mask here, I'm just sane and rational
>>29923945
holy shit, that's my baby, I gave birth to that lizard a few years ago!!
>>29923912
>t. Someone who has never had a pet bird.
Dogs have more "soul" I'm guessing because they are really nice all the time due to their stupidity, right?
Give the qt a belly kiss for me op pls :3
>>29923956
Timmy, your computer time is up! It's time to go shopping with mommy.
>>29923968
>sane and rational
>posts his fucking address on /r9k
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29923956
You wouldn't do a motherfucking thing in front of anyone but keep your head down, mutter something under your nasty ass breath and waddle away. Yeah I'd freak out and treat you how you treated that animal
>>29924001
What's wrong with that? Like I said most of you people are just cowards who live out fantasies on the Internet and don't have the heart to do anything even close to what you say you want to do.
>>29923945
Looks a bit like Hillary.
>>29924009
Sure /r9k/ poster. x^)
>>29923724
Depends on head position it can mean aggression or contentment.
I love you coco.
>>29924050
The address is up above if you ever want to find out
>>29923724
Can also mean hes cold, if OP is in southern hemisphere it could be winter.
>>29923912
>Dumb nigger hasn't seen the bird intelligence tests.
Dogs are dumb as fuck, require way too much maintenance and die too quickly with never ending health problems thanks to rampant inbreeding. Enjoy your dead fido while your average parrot is barely out of its teens in a 40+ year long life.
>>29923945
Is that a bearded dragon?
In my experience those guys are super brave while they're babies and get shier and shier until they are full grown.
do they stay super brave in captivity?
>>29924030
>most of you people are just cowards
>you people
>hurr I'm better than everyone here
You're literally the biggest pussy on this site.
>>29923975
Fuck off retard dogs are the most intelligent animals ever together with chimps, but they have no soul still, only humans have them
>>29924094
Read my post, I do NOT like dogs, they have no soul, still much more intelligent than fucking birdhead fucks
>>29924134
I dont think I'm better than everyone here, there are some pretty cool people here. Like birdbro and coco for instance. The rest of us are just better than you treachcoat mafia edge lord wannabe tough guys. I put the ball in you " tough guy's" court and waiting to see what your spergs are really about
>>29922940
Hi Jennifer :3 origional
Rate my gf's belly 1/10
me on the right
>>29924176
>I put the ball in you " tough guy's" court and waiting to see what your spergs are really about
Cringe.
>>29924213
>1/10
nah, don't be too harsh, she's a 4/10 to me.
>>29924213
>soon to be slit open and disemboweled by a dinosaur/10
>>29924245
haha shut up shrimp I could beat the shit out of you with my bear hands
This is my friend's doge. She likes warm hugs.
>>29924213
Blatantly a statue, shame on her for not letting a cassowary into her heart/10
>>29924305
This is my pupper
I named her DD because I like MGS
rate my bitches
>>29924129
Yeah it's a beardie
He's about a year old, he hasn't changed much since i bought him as a baby. He mostly just sits under the basking light and gets excited when he sees me going for the worm cup.
>>29924419
10/10
Had leops for awhile and I loved them.
>>29924305
Theoretically, if we were friends, would you be upset if I lay on the floor and cuddled your dog. Possibly I may hold him in between my legs while doing so.
>>29924372
That's a very nice pupper, I like her collar tag
>tfw no pictures of my pupper
Here's one of an old catthat we had to put down a couple nights after I took this ;-;
>>29923945
Is he and eastern or central?
I used to keep bearded dragons, I had a sibling pair of easterns and they were really nice pets
Crows are the best birds 10/10
>>29924452
Wouldn't be able to tell since it wasn't my dog, but I totally did that same thing and the owner didn't seem annoyed by it.
>ITT: zoophiles
>>29922940
Cool birb OP
>>29925710
If we were attracted to animals, we would be posting pictures of your mom.
>>29922974
We love you, Coco. What do you think of my pleb birds, OP?
>>29926771
>Turns out sideways
REEEEEE
>>29922964
some anon had a gf which would contradict the rules of the board. Fuck this anon
>>29926609
why do women babble like children
what is with this "birb" shit, why do you get saddlesore at men for preferring younger women then go and talk like a toddler
real mixed fucking messages my friend
>>29924141
>He still believes in souls
You must be retarded my mane
>>29926848
You are jumping to a lot of conclusions there my friend
>>29926848
I'm a guy. Just thought you should know. Saying "birb" is no worse of a meme than saying "numale"
>>29926889
>a bird has more life skills than me
what's your address OP? I would like to kiss his belly myself, and I am willing totravel far and wide.
>>29926922
>posting my address on 4chan
Sorry man. You can have this pic instead. Save it. It's all yours, my friend.
>>29923538
hi would you like to date? I really want to get to know your bird and I would be willing to use you to get to him
I heard you're not supposed to pet a bird below the neck as they will get aroused, and get sexually frustrated at you for not delivering so they'll bite and get progressively more pissed
Birds are VERY important
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>>29927067
Sorry. I am in a close relationship with my hand right now. I also have no relationship experience and schizoaffective disorder so you wouldn't want to.
>>29927176
what do you think of condors
>>29927226
Extremely important birds
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>>29926943
>dat jew face
>>29927256
what about the japanese long-tailed tit
This thread creeps me out
I feel like some bird fags here do...sexual things with there birbs
>>29927277
Oy vey. Take it back.
>>29927348
Cute important bird
I
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Now I want a bird
rate my dog
>>29927639
Hmm. I think your dog may be sick.
>>29927639
Cute/10, is it a poodle?
>>29927639
does your dog ever charge you when you break eye contact?
I'd show my birds belly, but it's 5am and the yellow one is dying. The vet wants me to put her down but I can't bring myself to do it. Here's some qts with my qts. Also don't worry, the one I was chasing friendzoned me. Why else would she bring a friend to my fucking house when I invited her I guess.
>>29927902
because she wanted to have a threethree obliviously
>>29922940
who needs a gf when you can have bird?
>>29927922
If only. But trust me, it was a pretty brutal cucking.
>>29922940
Can you take a pic of this qt birdo on a guitar?
>>29927989
IKR, bitches and whores only have menage a threes with thundercock chads and ubermensch donkey-dicked tyler durdens
That was my frog
>want to go birding
>buy binoculars
>buy a bird field guide for my state
>never go outside because too scared of using binoculars in public
>will look like a potential rapist and will be attacked and/or arrested
>>29928185
what a cute um
gerbil
p-prairie dog
platypus...?
I miss my bird, but she is happier with thr people that took her since they have a hugr aviary and allot of kids (the bird fucking loved kids).
It was fun rehabilitating her after she wandered in off the street, and watching her nervousness disspeare while her feathers and happiness grew.
I loved that bird.
>>29928057
Anyway, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.
>pet my conure
>he enjoys it
>suddenly decides to surprise me and make me bleed
JUST
>>29928185
I want to see more, albino?
I like birds but I'm not it would actually annoy me to have one at home
