Awkward interactions with people at work thread?
This just happened to me
>work in IT
>see new qt at work, she sits down at this computer lab we have for meetings
>psych myself up to go over to her
>"You look new here, can I help you?"
>she looks at me confused
>"um no thank you"
>"oh ok, sorry to bother you...Sometimes I feel like I'm shrek here with all these computers"
>even more confused now
>"haha because this is my swamp"
>she scowls and continues to try and work
I though girls liked people who were funny! WTF!!!
>>29922924
She sounds mean.
>lots of people in the office
>boss comes in, says something like 'wow everyone's here, we even got both gingers'
>me 'wait, who's the other ginger besides me?'
>someone points out thon-haired coworker also has red hair
>'him? Nah he's bald'
>everyone laughs
Oh wait that was a fun work moment
just existing is an awkward experience for me
>>29923184
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOUR SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
FUCK YOU
>work at walmart
>lady asks where sports section is
>think she meant sports as in college football
>tell her its up front
>gets pissed and walks to where the actual sports section is
>be unloader
>have to pull everyones elses weight because they're goofing off despite the managers on our asses
>get pissed and call a dude out
>threatens to take me outside and kick my ass
>say fuck this and leave
>boss texts me telling me I should have came to him first
>say fuck you he would have sided with him instead of me because he picks his favorites
>go to the gas station to put some air in my tires
>walk up the counter
>girl comes from putting up cigarettes to help me
>she's fucking gorgeous has the perfect smile, one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen
>she asks me how can she help me
>completely lose what I was about to say, stand there mouth open trying to scramble my words
>she giggles and asks if I need gas
>I stutter out "N-no air please"
>Finally find my words
>chuckle at myself
>say "I'm sorry, it's just that you're really beautiful and it caught me off guard."
>she smiles and says "Thank you"
>I buy some Reeses Cups and leave
I never stutter or turn into an idiot like that, it was really embarrassing but I recovered a bit.
>co-workers talking about having a party later in the week
>I happen to walk by
>hey Anon wanna party and go swimming on Friday?
>tell them I'm fine and I was planning on donating some blood on Friday and to have fun without me (plus you're not supposed to over-exert yourself after donating blood)
>they burst out laughing and calling me funny
W-wha
>>29923497
That is pretty funny anon
>>29923497
The idea that you would do something humanitarian-esque over hedonistic-esque confused them and normals aren't good at dealing with emotions that aren't easy to deal with so they turned it into humor. Could've also been ire, you're kinda lucky
>>29922924
it was a okay joke anon, someone will aprechiate it anon. She was probably into something else.
>>29923577
What? How was it a joke? It is a statement of fact?
>>29923610
Agreed
>>29923695
T-t-thanks anon
>Start working at a Chinese restaurant
>Boss tells me it can get a bit loud so tells me to say out orders loud and clear
>Take the advice a bit too literally and scream out order
>Worker beside me jumps out of his skin
>Everyone is staring at me in shock
That was two years ago, still cringe when I think about it.
>>29922924
that was great
dumb bitch couldn't appreciate
