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Post positive and negative traits about yourself.

I'll start:

Pros:
>6'1"
>skinny/fit/ approaching ottermode
>decent sense of fashion
>good hygiene and grooming
>financially stable
>ok job
>Above average according to non family members (7.5/10)

Shit:
>Eurasian/supreme gentleman
>emotionally abusive ans overbearing mom with high expectations.
>physically abusive and alcoholic dad
>socially disastrous
>only form of social communication is with coworkers when necessary, while shopping, on vidya, and on Mongolian throat singing forum.
>no friends
>never had a gf in any form
>5.5 inch penis (everyone says it's average but it feels small as fuck).
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>>29922148
>Eurasian/supreme gentleman
all you white boys with an asian fetish should keep this in mind. you are dooming your sons if you go through with it. we'll have endless mass shootings as your deformed sons come of age. think of the children.
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>>29922148
Pros:
>I'm not overweight
>Nice chin
>8 inch cock
>Have had gfs
>not a virgin
Cons
>NEET
>5'8
>Shitty hairline
>Bad facial hair
>Big ass nose
>Half Blind
>1 friend
>Single for 8 months
>Bad hygiene
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Good:
>6'4"
>not fat
>ok hygiene

Bad:
>dead end, minimum wage
>ugly (no chin, no jawline, asymmetrical face)
>skelly (145 lbs.)
>Pepperoni face acne
>Raised as an orphan
>social confidence and social life is zero
>Only form of hobby or pastime is vidya and shitposting.
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>>29922174
Except if its AMWF

Asian men that get white women are 99% of the time alpha. Ever notice any Elliot Rogers from an AMWF relationship? White guys with "yellow fever" are just beta bitch fucks that can't get their own kind thus end up raising pathetic sons.
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>>29922148
Pros:
6'4"
not fat
kind to people
uhh...my cats are pretty cool

Cons:
severe depression and anxiety
unemployed on disabilitybux
below average face
likely to suicide within 2 years
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>>29922305
OP here,
My dad was actually far from a beta; he was just an alcoholic who was really never there to raise me.
Instead I had a sociopathic mother.
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>>29922148

Pros:
>people say I'm about 7.5/10
>not depressed
>a lot better than what I used to be like
>not NEET (yet)

Cons:
>aspergers
>5'9"
>fairly lazy
>5 inch dick
>phimosis
>people think I'm annoying
>acne
>overweight
>huge mantits
>kissless virgin
>weird as fuck posture (especially when sitting)
>sometimes go for weeks without showering
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Pros
>skinny/fit/near ottermode
>good face aesthetics
>good fashion sense
>self awareness
>127 IQ
>some normie hobbies/interests (music, sports, politics, history, film, nature, travelling/geography)
>7 inch dick
>get invited to parties
>perceptive
>white 100%
>college student
>many acquaintances
>people tell me I'm good looking
>funny
>hygienic

Cons
>Lack of confidence
>Overthink everything I do
>Introverted
>weeaboo
>Soft spoken
>don't do anything productive 99% of the time
>pessimistic
>parents are poor
>can't drive
>ADHD
>legitimate assburgers diagnosis
>right-wing
>lazy
>5'6
>alcoholism in family
>smoker (weed mainly)
>few close friends
>never had gf
>virgin (going on date Friday though maybe it will change)

Some bad, some good, 18 years old.
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>>29922148
7/10 face, like a uglier kpop star
5/10 body
5'10 KOM height
mentally stable
licensed physician
Never have BO

>bad
Stutter a lot when nervous
Lazy eye when tired
0/10 if you hate asians
Loudmouth
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>>29922148
Pros:
>6''
>fit/approaching otty
>got my shit together and dress well now
>good haircut
>pretty good face
>purdy high iq
>not a virgin
>have friends

Shit:
>acne scars
>bpd
>inferiority complex
>keep spacing out
>dissociation getting more intense
>becoming increasingly self conscious of how people perceive me in public, it's becoming crippling
>all that I've gained in looks I've lost in personality
>am even shallower than I ever was
>the feeling of being an empty shell (which I always thought was a meme feeling) is becoming physically painful
>biggest motivation for not offing myself is I don't want to be known as "that loser who lost at life"


The idea that just struck me was I may have had these issues all along, it's just that they've become more obvious as I've kinda turned my life around recently and am doing more stuff. Maybe there's still hope.
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>pros
5 10, just out of Manlet range
Pretty muscular and fit
In university for engineering degree
Play guitar
Have enough money to pay for own university
Summer job pays 30 an hour
Not a virgin
6.2" dick

>cons
Sarcastic asshole
Can bring a girl home, horrible at sealing the deal
Poor diet (made up for by working out excessively)
Get drunk too much
Friends don't like going out
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>>29922418
Oh yeah I should add that without constant, even the smallest of ego boosts, everything about me will collapse into itself like a dying star and I dunno what would happen.
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>>29922174
The only two eurasian people I know are extremely attractive and popular
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>>29922148
Pros
>8-9/10 looks
>Fit
>Genuinely good person imo
>Fun to be around
>Don't do drugs or drink
>Healthy
>Good prospects
Cons
>Prudish, I disapprove of drugs or alcohol, and believe sex is something for married couples and I'm unlikely to make exeptions.
>I get kind of depressed sometimes but I don't like telling people because that would just make them upset.
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Pros:
>Tall (190cm/6'3)
>White
>Blue eyes
>Relatively intelligent
>Can outdrink just about anyone

Cons:
>No money
>Short-tempered
>Nervous around other people
>Skinnyfat
>tfw no gf (ever)
>khv neet
>acne
>smoker
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>>29922506
Fucking normie ree get out get out!!!
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>>29922506

FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOEEEEOOEEEE
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>>29922520
>>29922552
I thought chad was supposed to be a degenerate who treats girls like shit and gets away with it?
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>>29922148
daily reminder:
unless you are a professional model subtract at least 1-2 points from what you think your looks rating is
people lie to you and you lie to yourself
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>>29922148
pros:
>all family members think i should model n shit
>graduated college as cum laude along with other mates of course
>not a virgin

cons:
>alcoholic as shit. everyday all day
>extremely self conscious and comparative
>too serious
>girls think im rude, yeah
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>>29922587
i should also add in cons:
no gf past 3 years. im drunk dright now! lol
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>>29922571
Chad just means attractive tall guy with a good body who has an easy time socializing and has normal interests, hobbies and relationships.

At least that's the definition on UrbanDictionary.
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>pros:
>wait what if I'm lying to myself?
>cons:
>wait what if I'm just self-abassing myself?

Fuck you brain.
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>>29922615
Then why would you hate him? That just sounds nice normal guy. I thought people hated the type who picked up women left and right and us an overall asshole.
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Pros
>6'2"
>Skinny (150lbs)
>decent 7/10 face
>good hygiene
>good finances
>strong academically

shit
>social autist
>no gf
>kissless virgin
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barmyp
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>>29922148
Pros;
>Wealthy cause I made my own business
>Do whatever I want now

Cons;
>Family are all crazy
>Every woman I ask out chases me for money in the end
>Sperg out in public occasionally and people laugh at me
>People mock me for my accent and call me middle eastern even though I'm Turkic
>Have no fashion sense and people mock me for it
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>>29922148
pros
>white
>drive a decent car
>shitpost at work all day

cons
>5'4 manlet
>34 and still a virgin
>only have my own house due to inheritance after parents death
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Pros:
>good skin
>decent sense of fashions sometimes
Cons:
>very low iq probably
>bitter
>virgin
>sometimes I browse /pol/
>5'7
>170 pounds
>5 inch dick
>slav
>atheist
>ugly as fuck
>no sense of humor
>probably gonna drop out of college
>borderline autistic
>used to play dota
>still live with my mom
>smoker
>grills think I'm creepy
>bi
>neet
>curly hair
>bad eyes
>bad posture
>no job
>no gf
>no friends
>no reason to live
>gonna an hero when I turn 30
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can we have some more motherfuckers contriboot??!??
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>>29922148
Pros
>6'1''
>skinny/fit
>good hygene
>own apartment
>7 inch penis
>not a virgin

Cons
>neet
>smoke (cigs and weed)
>like vidya too much
>cant hold a converstation with girls, i have no problem talking to dudes
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>>29922240
Spencer my boy.
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