The only available seat is the one across from her, you have a back injury which means you can't stand for the journey.
>>29922127
Uh, and?
Take the seat.
>>29922127
I'd sit on the steps to the rear door
Roastie powers nullified
>>29922145
>>29922236
chads
>>29922255
true robot mastermind
I'd try and get her to scoot over so I could sit next to her, citing my back injury and all.
>>29922296
>>29922145 here
I just don't get the post at all, if I have a back injury I will just tell the girl to fuck off so i can put my legs on the other seat as well.
Sit down, close my eyes and try to look sleepy.
>>29922315
>I just don't get the post at all
because you don't belong here
>>29922307
I think you'd have better luck asking to switch seats, at least you'd be able to feel the warmth left by her
I would just wait for the next train.
She is to alpha to stand.
I'd pick her up and suplex her out the window, then take both seats for myself
>>29922332
>because you don't belong here
Great job reading the entire post faglord
>>29922332
>better luck
You miss all the shots you don't take, I want those thighs rubbing up against mines. Nothing better than sitting on the university transit and having some qt girl's hair unintentionally draped over you
>He thinks I've never taken the bus with attractive school girls before
It's not awkward, it's a nice change from the other low class dregs I usually travel with. Still, I'll avoid school time buses whenever possible because they are noisy bastards.
>>29922127
It's ok anons. I just sit on the seat opposite of her, knowing that she is bound to leave hers once I do that.
My effort is 0%
My results are 100%
AUSTRALIAN PRIVATE SCHOOL GIRLS ARE UNFAIRLY ATTRACTIVE AND ARE THE ROOT OF MY DEEP SEATED DADDY ISSUES, LOW SELF ESTEEM AND EATING DISORDER FUCK YOU SLUTS
>>29922414
What kind of eating disorder anon
>>29922127
Man those are god tier thighs. I would probably sit there and wait until she's asleep and just keep staring at those thighs. Maybe take a picture and upload to 4chan and post it on r9k asking people what to do with her.
Then someone would probably tell me to cum on it and I will, and when she finds out I'm just going to go "b-but.. I was asked to do so.. a-and it was a quad.."
>>29922403
ahaha. Indefinite genius.
>>29922414
be my gf pIz
>>29922428
I used to be substance abusing depressed bulimic but then I took the redpill and pulled myself out of it. I'm pretty sure big pharma is the number 1 propagator of western victim complexes!
>>29922477
Two wrongs don't make a right anon!
>>29922614
>Two wrongs don't make a right anon!
PLEASE BE MY GF PLEASE
stumble up, mumble incoherently until she leaves my autist ass alone with a seat
>>29922127
>Ask politely if she could move her feet from the seat
>Sit
>"Thanks"
If she doesn't respond
>Move her feet yourself
>Sit
>"Thanks"
also muh dick
>take seat
>pull out 3ds and play something
>just ignore female unless she wants something
>move on with life
>>29922614
Ahh that blows, I had an ex with bulimia. Did you damage your teeth?
>>29922127
Rape her to assert dominance then take seat
>>29922127
then i would sit next to her, stupid question? i live in london i sit or get sat next to loads of beautiful women on public transport. you just stare out the window with your headphones in.
>>29922626
I'm sure we could bond over our mutual dislike of 'normies', slightly above average intelligence and the feeling that we don't quite 'fit in'. You'd love me - I really 'get' you like your mum and sister don't. I give you hope that not everyone is stuck in a bullshit mass media consumerist feminist narrative. You stop watching so much porn when you're talking to me and start to gain some interest in making something of yourself. And me - I just want a down to earth guy to pull me out of my own neurosis and give me some self-confidence. But after six weeks of skype calls we realise we both still hate ourselves and just don't have the wherewithal to make a long term relationship work. Anyway you started to doubt the integrity of my 'pure' past and wonder if the estrogen-fueled passive aggressive bickering is even worth it. I get a wandering eye for some Chad who gets my blood pumping because he knows how to be manipulative. It's probably for the best!
>>29922687
Just my pride
>>29922127
Take the seat. Read LNs on my phone. Completely ignore her presence.
>>29922749
nah just be my gf
>>29922749
Kek, that was like a robot version of that schoolgirl's monologue in Trainspotting
>>29922127
>Walk up to her
>Mubble something about back injury
What?
>Point at seat
Oh ok
>Sit and close my eyes
>Fall asleep while daydreaming my life with her
>>29922127
why does imagining licking her thighs and exposed skin make my mouth water?
>>29922770
i take paypal
What the fuck is up with so many people saying they'd have to scoot past her? The seat is across from her; ie, where the camera is; not on the other side of her.
>>29922817
across from as in where her foot is
>>29922807
Nar just fuck off roastie cunt girls FUCKING CAN'T BE ROBOTS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY THERE IS ALWAYS A MAN TRYING TO GET IN BETWEEN YOU'RE LEGS SO FUCK UP!
>>29922841
What if we're gay?
>>29922127
Ill sit there and not talk to her? Whats the problem here?
>>29922841
I didn't say I was a robot. It's great being a girl, dont let feminists tell you otherwise. That being said, as soon as I let someone inbetween my legs I'm trash!
>>29922856
then kill yourself you fucking subhuman dyke
>>29922793
kys fucking rapist
>>29922873
>It's great being a girl, dont let feminists tell you otherwise
Great, now you have absolutely NO RIGHT TO BE HERE AT ALL, this board's discussion is about the struggle of the socially inert, someone that YOU ARN'T NOR EVER WILLL BE, THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE HERE IS TO ACQUIRE BETA ORIBTERS FOR YOU'RE NARCISSISTIC SUPPLY
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!
"OHH YEAH CHAD FUCK ME HARDER YES CHAD YESSSS!"
>"As soon as I let someone inbetween my legs I'm trash!, am i right guys?"
>>29922910
No, YOU KILL YOURSELF, HANG YOURSELF ON GOOGLE HANGOUT, A REAL HANGOUT, BUY A ROPE
>>29922944
>quoting filthy frank
kys fucking underage
You're right about everything you said in this post btw
>look her in the eyes, even though we both know it's a desperate attempt to not stare at her legs
"C-can I s-sit there?"
Proceed to sit down and try not to look at her out the corner of my eyes and conceal my thigh fat when sitting
>>29922127
Is that a creepshot or is it from a shoot
Image search gives mlg doritos ffs
I would just sit with my feet in the aisle.
Seems like a poorly designed seating arrangement anyway.
>>29922351
Fuck that's a feel I forgot I ever felt. I remember that on the school bus. Having a qt's hair touch you unintentionally felt so nice. Almost like an ASMR buzz.
>>29922944
It's all fun and caps lock until I sexually and financially dominate you, you little insect.
>>29923079
please be my femdom gf
>>29923079
don't listen to this guy >>29923112 m'lady, be my feet gf
>>29923026
that's how everyone does it
>comes from an european where public transport is the norm
>>29923112
That's degenerate
>>29923127
That's also degenerate
Stop eating soy lads...
>>29923158
what's wrong with soy?
>>29923177
le makes men high estrogen meme
>>29922127
Jesus christ what a slut. God bless sluts like these. I'll never get to touch a girl, so I might as well enjoy looking at sluts.
>>29923187
>chicken meat has lots of estrogen
>tap water has lots of estrogen
>soy causes lots of estrogens
>>29923272
That's why I said it's a MEME
>>29923291
>memes are actually estrogen
>>29923300
>yfw you realise memes stifle independent expression
>>29923265
Maybe girls don't like you because you call them sluts and are a weird religious prude?
>>29922127
>You missed out on teenage sex
Thanks for reminding me, asshole.
>>29923339
But you'll admit she is a slut
>>29923360
This is something I am usually able to repress but sometimes it just fucking kills me inside
>>29922127
Wait for her to exit at her stop
Hurriedly rush over to her seat
Plant face into seat and inhale
>>29922127
>Excuse me
>sit on the chair
I would do it every time, save perhaps if there was an hobo there.
Honestly, who doesn't?
>>29923390
yeah, who isn't normal?
>>29922127
I can sit next to hot girls and it doesn't affect me. Of course I don't talk to them but as long as I can sleep or go on phone it's not too bad.
>>29922315
nice damage control chad, leave this board now
>>29922127
not seating ther ewill make you a cuc-k
>>29922127
>sit across from her
>ask her if she wants a foot massage
Sit down so she gets up. I now have two seats.
>>29922127
>sit with her, hope it will be ok
>glance at her as she moves to leave at her stop
>she notices and gives the sarcastic eye widening judgmental "what?" mean girl expression
>remember for life that she deemed you unworthy to glance at her
>>29922127
Just sit down and ignore her
She's already going to ignore me, so what does it matter?
>>29925007
This happened to me years ago but I didn't have a back injury, I just sat there because the train was pretty full.
>>29922327
Have fun looking stupid as fuck
>>29922127
I'd act all old and shit even tho I look underage.
>Where's your pants, young lady?
>this is a public place there are families with kids here
>where are your parents?
make her all uncmfortable until she leaves then sniff her seat
>Hey can I sit here
>yeah no problem
>put in headphones and mind my own business on my phone
>>29926255
phoneposters everyone
>>29922749
Ok do the "girls with problems" want a guy with similar problems and understanding? I suffer from depression and cut myself and was really in a fucked up place once. I currently met a girl who sufferred from anorexia and tried to commit suicideand is a roastie a bit.
Does she want a alpha guy who makes her forget about that and just gives her good pounding and boosts her self esteem or does girls like that want guys with similar problems?
I usually fall for these troubled girls but I find they snap out of it by fucking chads or normalfaggots
What is you take on this femanon?
>>29922127
I suddenly don't need to take this journey.
>run back up the aisle and jump of the bus
>>29922414
So what you're saying is... you're fat?
Ha. Fatty.
>>29922127
Wait across from her
Is that how bad shit is getting now with social fears is just sitting in arms reach is to much for people?
>>29922127
>ask her if I can smell her socks
>if she's disgusted
>she'll get up and leave
>get to put my feet up for the rest of my journey
>if she's okay with me smelling her socks
>then I begin sniffing
It's a win win for me.
