Who here is on track to be a 40 year old virgin? I'm 6 years away.
>>29919969
I was 8 years away then I randomly lost it. Sex is pretty amazing. A gf + sex really changes your life. Suddenly everything is right with the world and life is comfy.
>>29919969
34 years old and you havent had sex once?
You think about losing weight? Even ugly people can fuck other uggos.
>>29920068
>Suddenly everything is right with the world and life is comfy.
Not for long.
>Have sex once.
>Drunk as shit and barely remember it
>Cum fast
>Years later start jelqing cause insecure about my size
>Ruin dick
It was a good run boys. At least I'm not a virgin..
>>29920286
Elaborate on how it ruined your dick.
>>29919969
12 years left but still feel pretty on track.
I want of this train mane.
>>29919969
12 years left and feel on track.
I want off this train mane.
>>29919969
14 years away. I know that I'll die a virgin. When you reach past 25, you realize that it's never happening. No point to even live my life tbqh because I have nothing to look forward to. Why save up my money? Why even work?
>>29920296
>Jelqing worked so got larger
>Addicted to masturbating all life
>Slight sore dick
>Develop severe death grip
>Some months later
>Bit sore dick still masturbate
>Pain
>Dorsal nerve fucked
It might heal though, I'll be honest. It could take up to two years but I'm probably fucked. Can't get erections atm and it's pretty limb. But I've somewhat got over the fact I'm most likely fucked.
My libido is a rollercoaster, which is annoying. It turns on and off basicly.
>>29919969
5 years to go here, kanpai OP-san!
You an '82 or '81? '81 checking in. How's life treating you?