Times your transcended to the third plane solely by the power of autism.
>be me
>get invited to a party a year or so ago during college, it was my first time
>it's full of normies, I mainly stay to the sides and refuse to socialize with anyone
>throughout the whole time there's some annoying "party music" playing in the background
>halfway through someone starts choosing different music, and eventually taking requests
>just yelling out random names and asking for songs
>it was getting pretty awkward, I was looking for a chance to slip away
"Hey Anon! Pick a song bro!"
>shitshitshitshit
>stay silent for a few seconds, then blurt out the first song I can think of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
>everyone looks at me in silence until it ends>mfw I told him to play a song written in the USSR about the greatness of moscow
>go uninvited to normie party, large enough so no one knows I shouldn't be there
>Say "listen up everyone" and get about 10 peoples attention
>Make up a game they all have to play on the spot, make up the rules as I go along and use convoluted terms
>Watch the normies frown with confusion as I constantly tell them they're doing it wrong
>>29919585
>anything wrong with Moskau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdrTK5xYZLQ
Anyway, I usually punish people with Hank Williams Sr., or Roger Miller.
If I feel especially edgy, I'll play Pantera.
>>29919585
>be me
>calmly reading a book in a library
>suddenly a bitch walks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder
>freaks the fuck out ad accidentally ree at her
>I can never go back to that place
This one makes me cringe every time, I've never greentexted it before.
>first year of uni
>fresher's week
>flatmates start first pre-drinks party
>fuckingdegenerates.jpg, I want none of that
>go into kitchen, like 7-8 normies partying there
>loud music, playing some retarded ass drinking game
>"Hey, you want a drink anon?"
>nah
>make myself food
>sit on counter in the kitchen and eat it for like 30 mins
>play 2048 on phone and blast metal in my ears the whole time
>meanwhile normies are partying 5 feet away from me, I pay them no mind
>walk out
It still baffles me why I did this. Could have just been nice, said no and taken food to my room. At the time I though it was a sort of "fuck you" to them, but I think I just looked like an autist more than anything.
Had several similar scenarious throughout the year. Still think about them and cringe till it physically hurts.
>>29919933
It doesn't sound that bad anon. You were just the quiet guy. Bit out of the ordinary, but it's not like you did something super-autistic. Even more understandable since you lived there. Don't beat yourself up.
>>29919968
T-thanks anon. It just sucks that everything comes so easy to the normalfags, who uni is packed with.
