Hey anon, what did you wish for on your birthday?
>>29919130
dead parents
>>29919130
>tfw forget to wish for something everytime
>>29919130
>celebrating your birthday
what?
>you eat cake
>chad eats pussy
No more birthdays.
>>29919508
At least you have cake.
>>29919130
wished i was dead
>>29919130
I wished that I could have a peaceful birthday aloneI did not get my wish
>>29919130
>tfw I had my birthday yesterday, and nothing changed
>>29919508
>Eating puss on your birthday.
I don't do chores on my birthday, anon. I get head. And cake.
>>29919130
I wished I was a qt girl
>>29920458
That's ok. You are exactly like one, if the woman was ugly and sterile.
Get to kiss a cute girl, then >>29919516
>>29919130
I wish I would die in my sleep peacefully. Still alive so I guess wishes don't come true for wizards
>>29919130
To become a cute anime girl.