I am an actual robot, kissless virgin, NEET etc.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the majority of people on this board are actually normies who are pretending that their lives are shit to mock us robots.
It makes me feel incredibly anxious whenever I think about a normie reading my post and judging me.
Are you a true robot or a pretender?
ttake the test guys
>>29919079
>still caring
give it a few years. you'll eventually sink into an alcohol filled mire of carelessness.
>being a robot is only related to human sexual activity
im a failed normie if you will but i dont mock you
>>29919099
That test is flawed. You guys claim that women can't be robots but I got robot for my result.
You should make the standards for robot more autistic.
Most of them aren't even pretending.
They are openly normie.
Why do we tolerate them?
>>29919079
Your eyes burn
cyborg here and nothing funny about ferreal autism ;(
i've been actively engaged on /r9k/ since 2007
i've been through 3 wipes of the filter and it's disabling and re-enabling
i've seen all the drama
see all the shitposting
witnessed more ronery than i ever care to admit
helped a lot of anons through bad times
posted here before /pol/ /diy/ /lgbt/ /s4s/ /biz/ /his/ and /news/ helped to run off a lot of the quality posters
do you remember the original /stormfront/? i do
do you remember when advice dog, socially awkward penguin, and success kid were the big story (and fucking hilarious)? i do
do you remember when moot still actively posted and used to chat with people in /r9k/ and /v/? i do
but i also saw that a lot of people on here made excuses and didn't actually want to improve themselves, so i went in the opposite direction and try to push others towards that way
so who is more of a robot? you or me?
>>29919105
>implying he implied that
back to facebook, buddy.
This board has been full of normalfags for years. I only come here late at night every blue moon.
Get out.
>>29919099
Checked
Slighty strange. Last time, I was a cyborg. I guess thats an improvement.
But whatever, 90% of people taking this test fall in Cyborg/Strange category.
Being a normalfag shouldnt be that hard, but being a robot should be harder.
Please someone fix this.
>>29919099
31, fuck I didn't think it was this bad.
>>29919099
132.
>im not a "chad"
Also, I don't really judge individual posts anymore since they just kind of blend together, and I only come to this board in the early hours of the morning when I can't sleep.
Part of the reason why artists act the way that they do is because they think that everybody is paying attention to them, even though they usually aren't.
>>29919099
thought i was alright, but i got a 52 so fuck me
>>29919099
52, Robot
Scored almost everything on physical, though almost nothing on mental and social
>>29919099
.....14.. guess theres no hope for me then lol..
I'm a true robot OP. I'm 19, live at home, shitty job, and absolutely a khv. My ego is so large that nothing in the world will ever satisfy me, so I choose to do nothing instead
>>29919099
20 and the description is spot on.
Im a cyborg honestly. I go to school and have a job but don't do much outside and most people see me as being a little "off". Nonetheless I can strongly identify with the boards culture.
If you have ever touched hands with a girl you do not belong here.
GET OUT NORMIE REEE!
I mostly come here because i hate myself and I'm depressed as fuck. I'm a kissless virgin nerd as well, but I think this whole neet pride hurr durr wagecuck shit is idiotic. Maybe I'm just part robot, dunno.
>>29919099
I'm sitting at 129, here. I wouldn't consider myself anywhere other than, "where one should be at my age."
>>29919959
Same shit bro. If I didn't have that low self-esteem I would be a normie probably, but now I got used to hate them for their constant happiness and confidence
>>29919079
28 year old khv here. ask me anything.
>>29919959
I tried making threads every now and again to try and help you guys out, and it never gets much steam.
>>29919099
138. Description isn't even close to true. The test is skewed towards under-22s, so my shitty job / income didn't really affect my results, just my social life and looks.
>>29919730
>>29920006
>>29920053
Fuck out of here, now.
>>29920102
Nah. I come here for the same reason you do. There's always someone more pathetic than you, and /r9k/ is where you go to find him.
>18
>scored high on everything except what is under the "accomplishment" section
>lost my virginity 2 months ago, and have only been in one relationship that I consider to be "serious"
>have some friends
>good in math and english subjects
>not interested in anime, although I used to be
This is literally all it takes. I'm just where someone at my age is really "supposed" to be.
>>29919099
I got 105 but still consider myself a robot, since I'm a KV.
Got most in physical, basing subjective things on compliments I've gotten. Mental and Accomplishments were good too, but social was terrible.
A robot to me is someone who is socially challenged, being a KV at my age (20) is the epitomy of this.
>>29919079
Cyborg here, can easily socialise with the normies if it's necessary.
>>29919079
I hear you OP, I'm a full otaku NEET wizard. I think this place has filled up with normies over the last few months.
/adv/ is going the same way, all the hikikomori generals have gone and have been replaced by advice for premature ejaculation...
>>29920114
If you're where you are supposed to be why the fuck are you here?
>>29919079
I'm a Normie, I can't tell you why I post here as I wasn't a virgin when I started browsing a few years back when I was underage. At this point it's just a force of habit I suppose, the only thing about it is I'm finding less and less threads as I get older I can actually post in/contribute to.
>>29920114
>scored high on everything except what is under the "accomplishment" section
Scoring high on social and mental means you're a fucking normie.
>>29919079
>realising it just now
took you long enough op
>>29919137
not like you could do something about it
>>29920164
It was always like that and I guess the normies just got bored of shitposting and acting like robots for years
and now shitpost ejaculation stuff.
>>29919099
Physical: 7
Mental: 2
Social: 1
Accomplishment: 2
Bonus: 8
Total: 20
To be honest, alcohol addiction is a normie thing not a robot thing in the UK.
>>29919079
25 y/o virgin living at home about to become a neet reporting in. Hope I made the cut, coach!life is suffering
Interesting how people here make basically Olympics out of how much of a Failure they are.
"I have less points than you, I'm more of a Failure, get out of my board so I can keep pitying myself"
"I have less points than both of you, I win, I'm the biggest failure!"
>>29920259
>To be honest, alcohol addiction is a normie thing not a robot thing in the UK.
I think I don't have to explain how it is in the country of bears and VODKA
>>29920321
It's all we've really got. It's like swapping war stories in the most pathetic means imaginable.
>>29920321
>how much of a Failure they are.
We're really competing on the extent to which we have resisted societal pressures.
I wouldn't call someone who has successfully found a way to live as a hedonistic hermit a failure. A tragic failure would be working a shitty job when you'd rather be at home watching anime.
That's not to say I'd regard all NEETs as successes- if you're a NEET but you'd rather be designing airplanes for a living then you're obviously a failure.
>>29920352
I just hope the "winner" doesn't see it as an accomplishment or a title he needs to defend.
I am very disappointed with the amount of normies here. In fact, I'd say it's infuREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEating.
>>29919079
I'm a 5/10 at best and fucked over 30 chicks. I guess I'm a normie
>>29919099
>physical- 12
>mental- 9
>social- 1 (recreational screen time= 4chan and video games)
>accomplishment- 6
>bonus round- 5
>total- 33
Great. Some of those are bullshit.
>>29920382
Resisting societal pressures isn't an accomplishment. By and large society pressures you to do things that are positive for you. Rich normies don't kick themselves every day for not dropping out of school or getting fired and sitting around watching anime and discussing suicide methods on the internet for the rest of their lives.
>>29920416
dude your dong has been in 30 meat flaps, that's fucking disgusting.
>>29919099
I got 86 but Im only 18 so I can't have any points for owning a vehicle or being independent or having my own place to live etc
hopefully that means I'm normalfag
>>29920392
Believe me, no one that bad off would see anything in their lives as an accomplishment
>>29920382
You realise a NEET lifestyle doesnt finance it itself?
I can understand when people try find a job, but don't get one,
then they are at least trying.
But glorifying the NEET lifestyle as "not giving in to societal pressure"
while still living off of the very same society (or your parents) is being a failure.
I mean just look at the point in anons post: >>29919099
Especially the points in "Social", being a kissless virgin, because nobody wanted to have anything to do with you,
doesn't mean you resisted societal pressure, others didn't want to have anything to do with you.
Telling yourself that you "resisted" may make you sleep better at night, but that doesn't make it reality.
(Now I don't wanna shame anyone for being a virgin, that's completely fine.)
Or the stuff in "Physical", not brushing your teeth, not showering and being overweight (and no its not your genetics)
isn't resisting societal pressure, it's simply not taking care of yourself, giving yourself up, which makes you a failure.
>>29919099
I got like 40 something i lost count, gonna suicide desu
Incapacity to facilitate motivation or meaning on our own
Justify inaction, nihilism, and openly welcome the shitty consequences and burned bridges that comes with it
Feel a smug sense of superiority, despite having nothing in the world, for not putting in any effort
>feel bad
We do this to ourselves.
>>29920051
It's about self pity. We don't believe help exists, and it certainly doesn't come in the form of some moron who goes "dawww it'll be ok :))))))"
>>29920382
Also adding to my previous post >>29920477
It's basically childish defiance
>Society wants me to be clean, fuck society
>I'm so special and a rebell now
Like when your parents tell you to not do drugs, because they are not good for you,
same with society, most of the things society wants for you, is for your own good.
>>29919079
im a 30 yo virgin without a date, skinnyfat, ugly, with small thin penis and stupid
yes, a male
>>29920484
you wont really do it will you?
I hope you dont anon :/
>>29920477
>But glorifying the NEET lifestyle as "not giving in to societal pressure"
>while still living off of the very same society (or your parents) is being a failure.
I see it more as cheating the system than failing at it.
I can't speak for the rest of the stuff aside from NEETdom in that chart you brought up, they're different issues.
>>29920477
>others didn't want to have anything to do with you.
Now you're making me sad, Anon. I don't view that as my failure, though. Growing up it's not like I tried to be repulsive. I was just ugly and autistic. Blaming yourself for such things only leads to suffering in my experience.
>>29920485
>we can't get help on our own
>we don't believe help exists
also:
>somehow feel superior for it
it's childish defiance:
>I don't live by the rules, fuck society, even tho I'm ruining myself and hurt nobodyelse than myself
>The people I feel superior to, go on with their lifes and don't even know I exist.
>>29920531
>I see it more as cheating the system than failing at it.
You cheat the system by being a parasite, you can't live without the society that you hate on (or your parents), you are dependend on the thing you hate ... which is being a failure.
>I can't speak for the rest of the stuff
But in this very Thread everything is put together, people check how many points they get and make olympics out of it
"Ha I have more points, because I don't brush my teeth, I failed more!"
>I don't view that as my failure, though. Growing up it's not like I tried to be repulsive. I was just ugly and autistic.
I didn't want to bash anyone for being a virgin, it's completely fine in my opinion (there is more to life),
my point was, you can't say you "resisted societal pressure" when you were just ugly/awkward/whatever.
>>29920576
>which is being a failure.
*makes you
fixed myself
>>29920531
Being NEET isn't cheating the system. The "system" is that you get nice things, both tangible and intangible, by putting in work. If you consciously work on your social skills, you will get friends; if you work on your body, you will get women; if you work on your career or education, you will get money and stability. NEETs do not have any of those things.
>>29920485
i dunno senpai most normies i know are p miserable. i'd not be NEET if didn't have a disability and really awful background. i figure my life is pretty good since i get to do what i want although the lack of opportunity becomes grating. my amotivation comes from trying things and failing, repeatedly.
>>29920500
society tells me to do lots of things which aren't for my own good lol. people have shitty advice.
>>29920576
Well, I guess you're right. I'm a useless failure. I hope you're happy you've asserted that view.
I think it would be better for shut-ins and the like to make something fun out of their identity though. 'Wizard' sounds a lot better than 'loner virgin', ect. Even if you want these people to get a grip and make something of their lives, calling them failures is unlikely to help.
I can't honestly believe losing some kind of 'NEET pride' is a big factor keeping us as NEETs. There are much bigger forces than that. So just leave us alone and don't take away the minuscule amount of happiness and camaraderie that comes with our shitty situation.
>>29920741
>I can't honestly believe losing some kind of 'NEET pride' is a big factor keeping us as NEETs
if there alternative is wageslaving NEET is a smart move. the posters here seem to be of above average intelligence, congrats u guyz.
>>29920727
I wrote "most" and not "all/everything".
Society wants you to have decent personal hygiene.
Society wants you to have hobbies but not obsess about them
Society wants you to be able to take care of yourself/stand on your own feet
Society wants you to not take drugs.
Imagine if everyone in the past would've just had a NEET Lifestyle, we would've just died out
and right now it's the same, everyone need to do something so society works/functions.
By choosing the NEET lifestyle (not being forced into it) you make yourself a parasite,
good job, I mean it's your life, but there is nothing to be proud of.
103. Fight me you faggot sperglords
>>29920542
It's Not childish, it's self destructivr
>>29920741
>calling them failures is unlikely to help.
Who said I'm here to help?
I'm not your Mom, it's not my job to tell you sweet lies.
Or "please make something of your life, you can do it, you are worth as much as every other person, you are specul"
That's simply not true, your worth for society as a NEET is 0, you are not special
and being a Robot is not an accomplishment.
If you decide to make something out of your life then that's good for you,
it's your choice, but nobody actually believes that anyone here is actively resisting any form of pressure.
>>29920823
It's childish defiance that hurts only oneself (and maybe the parents the NEET lives of).
I still don't have any pity left to give.
>>29920654
>If you consciously work on your social skills, you will get friends; if you work on your body, you will get women; if you work on your career or education, you will get money and stability
People really believe this fantasy? I did all of the above for years and got fuck all.
I worked on my social skills, but there was no one in this town who wanted to be friends with someone who hates drinking and loud music.
I worked on my body, but suffered serious health problems that left me unable to do very much at all.
I worked on my education. That went better, at least- I still enjoy studying in solitude- but even the best qualifications in this country are not enough to start a decent career without the right connections.
Life's not a meritocracy, kid. I'm not saying you shouldn't try, but don't expect that effort will translate into success. At best effort raises your probability of success.
>>29920859
Explain how it's childish, also you're an ass
normies are the new robots.20 years ago the internet was considered robotic ''hobby''.Nowadays if you dont share your whole life in various social networks you are considered a robot.Normies take over all over the internet.
This test is too easy. I have 124 points, only virgin and no long lasting relationship really cost me points.
>>29920838
>Who said I'm here to help?
Then what are you here for? To be say mean things on the internet to those who have fallen the furthest in society? Cool.
>>29920838
>being a Robot is not an accomplishment.
It's an identity, though, and it's all some of us have.
>>29920874
Nice, you have an excuse for everything.
Good job Robot, that's how you do it!
>>29919099
72. not bad I guess
How the fuck was I muted for this SENPAI
>>29919099
i think i got something like 58-59, i'm probably 70% robot and 30% cyborg
>>29919099
133.
I've been posting here since the original r9k. Maybe it's time to move on.
>>29920913
Is this an American thing, believing that if you put the work in you can achieve your 'dreams' or whatever? Or maybe just people who've been given charmed lives?
Life does just treat some people in shitty ways and wears them down to despair. It's random, that's how it is. I'm typing this on shitty wifi from a hospital bed. But I guess anything that gets in the way of being a successful popular womanizer is just an excuse to you.
>>29919151
>but i also saw that a lot of people on here made excuses and didn't actually want to improve themselves
I hate the fact that people on here are bitter cunts who only get to feel superior by insulting others on here and not actually appreciate the fact that they have found a place to socialize until they mabye improve their situation, but they don't, instead they boost their ego's on here acting like know-it-all pricks.
24 y/o friendless KHV who has never had a job checking in
I'm not a normie neither a robot, what am I?
>>29920907
>Then what are you here for?
To shitpost and get a laugh at people that actually believe everything here and then try it out irl
(like the dude earlier that asked his mom for a bj)
>To be say mean things on the internet to those who have fallen the furthest in society?
You believe that yourself? The only thing Robots have fallen into is selfpity.
>It's an identity, though, and it's all some of us have.
Nearly got some pity from me.
>>29920897
Damn, society changes, mind = blown, Good job figuring that one out Robot
>>29920887
You really need an explanation for that?
Regardless of if you accept your situation and dwell in it and selfpity or
don't accept it and make up excuses "I'm just resisting society" it's childish.
>>29920967
You tell me, I'm an eurofag.
You want some self loathing to your self pity?
>Is in a hospital, get's actually treated
>Even has freaking wifi
>Doesn't realize that it could be worse
>Still pitys himself for being a Robot
milions of people wish to have your problems and would trade places with you.
>>29920991
but... but... selfpitying and hating others is so much easier
>>29920790
wrong anon, society wants you to be destitute and dependent, that way you're more easily taken advantage of.
i'm actually disabled and although i'm able to work i face an obscene amt of discrimation in both workplaces and schools i've attended. "fuck the system" is quite sensible in my case. i don't know what others' situation is but i think you can't judge.
>>29920874
this guy's got the right idea: you really can't expect results although you can certainly try your best.
>>29919123
We don't mean crossdressing fags when we say "girls". You guys are fine.
>>29921076
I see, by showering and brushing my teeth and actually leaving the house to meet friends/have a social life I make myself dependant, never figured that one out.
Also; I don't think your case is the rule,
you actually have a disabilty and even you still tried.
>>29921132
i don't understand your argument but i think having friends is overrated. i don't understand why people here get so obsessed with trying to fit in with obviously toxic social circles.
>>29921155
Society expects you to have basic hygiene
Society expects you to have social life.
That's what's considered "normal", but that doesn't make me dependant, it's good for me.
Ofc Society is not perfect, but a lot of things are for your own good.
If the social circle is toxic or not depends on your friends,
I know that mine always have my back and support me and same vice versa.
But I also kow that there a shitty friends out there that you should ditch.
>>29919079
I don't know, I guess I would be a "normie" because I am able to go out and do stuff like go to the store, go to the convenience store to get cigs (I smoke, I also drank or used to.). Can drive, don't like to during hours when there's traffic, but I can do it.
I can talk to people pretty well I think without releasing an italian three course meal out of my pocket, even to women. I don't hate women, I don't hate anyone.
But I'm still a NEET son of a bitch by choice, just don't want to get off ass and get the ball rolling as far as going back to school or getting a job. I'm content with being inside all day, in one room all day (bedroom).
>KV NEET virgin hikki
>not lonely or depressed
>probably due to literal aspergers
>>29920874
I don't like drinking and loud music, and I have plenty of friends. I guess you're not social enough.
I worked on my body and I have no health problems. Guess you either didn't do it enough or didn't do it correctly.
I worked on my education and got a good job. Guess you should go somewhere else where you can find a good job if you can't.
Life is a meritocracy if you live in the first world Your experiences prove that you didn't work hard enough, not that effort is never rewarded.
>>29921183
hygeine is done out of courtesy for others, if you don't feel like socializing there's no reason you have to remain clean.
& social lives are for non-misfits. ;) there are a lot of people who get no joy out of having relationships wtih others, myself included.
tl;dr: know when to break the rules
>>29921193
Thats awesome anon, now that is a way to live. If only I could stop feeling so guilty and unfulfilled
>>29919099
140 checking in
Sorry gang
>>29921244
fulfillment comes from doing things you enjoy, stop being guilty and go full-on hedonist senpai
obvi the vidya will not get you there, but you knew that.
>>29920576
>I don't brush my teeth, I failed more!
Not brushing your teeth is common logic in the year 2016 for smart(ish) people. Just avoid sweet stuff or other very sugary things and your mouth will start to clean itself like our progenitor's mouths did. They only ate meat afterall.
>>29921213
>I worked on my body and I have no health problems. Guess you either didn't do it enough or didn't do it correctly.
My health problems weren't caused by working on my body. They were the result of severe misfortune. I don't really understand how you cannot see the shitty random nature of life.
>>29921213
>Your experiences prove that you didn't work hard enough, not that effort is never rewarded.
Fuck off mate. I didn't say effort is never rewarded, only that it's not necessarily rewarded. I worked my arse off and life screwed me over. Happens to lots of people in the real world. If I recover I'll try again. I can hope for success, but I no longer expect it.
>>29919099
75 (to be more precise: 7, 8, 39, 11, 10)
>>29921233
>hygeine is done out of courtesy for others
well if you feel good in your body, when you are sweaty and smelly then that's good for you I guess.
>there are a lot of people who get no joy out of having relationships wtih others
doesn't change the fact that loneliness is not good for you.
But hey what do hundreds of scientists know, right?
/r9k/ found the answers for everything by dwelling in solitude and selfpity.
>>29921325
keep telling yourself that mate,
guess you are also against vaccines because they cause autism?
>>29919079
it's five am, i'm still awake and i haven't had a job in 3 years.
take a guess.
>>29921368
>guess you are also against vaccines because they cause autism?
That's a meme
>>29921325
This would be OK so long as you actually avoided sugar. Some basic hygiene is also necessary: lots of people in prehistoric time died from their teeth.
Then there's the small matter that toothpaste and mouthwash marketers have convinced the world that the natural smell of human breath is 'disgusting' and must be bleached away. Thus you're unlikely to be popular to be around if you don't brush your teeth.
>>29919079
OP you know Wizardchan was made years ago because of this right like its almost been a decade
>>29920576
>But in this very Thread everything is put together, people check how many points they get and make olympics out of it
"Ha I have more points, because I don't brush my teeth, I failed more!"
That's this whole board though, to be honest.
>>29919079
Yea normie here i dont pretend to be a neet here but whenever i start a thread everyone thinks im baiting lol idiots like only neets visit this board. Whenever i or my friend finds something funny on here we usually post in pur whatsapp group and laugh our asses off. I usually brows r9k for an hour a day. I go to university visit classes meet friends have nice chats and now that the semester is about to end we actually plan to go on vacation together to either south italy or greek islands.
Does slightly strange count lad?
>>29921439
Do the same with my friends (via skype not whapp), but not just with funny stuff,
whenever we see something really cringy we screenshot that too and share in our skype group.
/r9k/ best source for funny and cringy stuff.
>>29919099
70. Every test it's confirmed I'm a cyborg.
I got 31
Honestly if you score anything in Mental you are just as normal as a Chad to me
>>29921063
>don't accept it and make up excuses "I'm just resisting society" it's childish.
Not really.
>20 year old khv
>only ever had one friend
>don't go to Uni
>Might start working this year
>autistic and very shut in
I don't really care for the whole secret club thing. I just wished the normalfags would post with respect to the board. But I'm sure we'll be overrun by them as time goes on since all the robots will have sudoku'd, shut in to their NEET cave to decay, or moved on with their lives
>>29921347
>loneliness
i think you missed the part where i asserted that not everyone who is alone is lonely.
some of us don't get gratification from hanging out with normies.
I'm a normie girl who has a boyfriend, friends, and I do drugs basic normie shit. I just go on here to read the stories I don't really judge for me getting a look into robots lives is pretty entertaining. I'm sorry of that makes you upsetti.
>>29922180
Sei Italiana?
>>29922083
Hey, if believing in that makes you feel better, go for it, I'm not judging
>>29921788
Never expected a child to realise it's behaviour is childish
>>29922273
Not an argument, also not a NEET myself.
I have this fantasy where I pretend to be this amazing, entertaining personality to get on Big Brother, then when I get in I refuse to debase myself for the masses with the challenges or whatever, and I stalwartly refuse to take my clothes off. Still, the mask I wear is so charming to the normies that I win the competition and get the million dollars or whatever. During my exit interview I make sure to receive my money first, then I go straight home. If people offer me paid interviews I'll do them and just trash the show and it's audience completely. What are some ways you would like to stick it to the normo hordes?
nah op, its been like this for a looooonggggg time. i think past like 2012 its been like hella filled with on stop normies, females, etc
some are malicious, a lot just like the atmosphere. a lot also are roasties so furious this place exists they are hell bent on ruining it, which is why you see so much cuckold porn spam, its designed to disenfranchise you and depress you
probably we will reach a point where r9k isnt the next big thing anymore and its general popularity will go down, in which case the concentration of neets and kv's and robots and the like will go up
ive been on 4chan since 05 and im a 25kv neet on bux, but whatever. honestly r9k just went down the shitting post 2012 and post pepe the frog going viral
for me its been so weird seeing people use pepe meems and "i know that feel" and saying "that feel when" and all the other 4chan meems, like bitch do you know where that even came from
>am high functioning autistic
>but not a virgin
how does this make failed normos ITT feel? all you kiss-less, handheld-less permavirgins got out done by a social retard.
>>29919099
>tfw 144
Feels good guys.
>>29922451
Makes sense, you'd have to be a retard to fall for 3D.
What do you expect? This place has been infested with normalfaggots. It's incredibly sad to see this place like it is now.
>>29922451
Losing your virginity isn't hard when everyone wants to get rid of it. And even if you are a fat, ugly 2/10, there are still prostitutes.
What is hard is getting into a relationship with a person that genuinely loves you.
>>29919099
109
tfw if i weren't a virgin i'd be a stacey
FUCKING NORMIES I SWEAR TO LORD
>>29919947
i guess mom, family members and those group circles you had to do in gym class count. I tried doing that with an attractive girl and she freaked and i had to hold some fat autist's hand and some fat autist girls hand. feels bad
I was born a robot due to literal aspergers, ocd and adhd. I don't have high standards beyond a job and a girlfriend. To the eurofag that is dissing others, realize that some people are ok with that life. I am fairly happy its just that now my mom is dying and my house is close to being foreclosed upon. If my mom has to go to ER, we will be bankrupt and l will likely have to move. I wasn't born with the money to go to college.
About 75% of all robotic 'stories' are actually me. I'm a normie with a good career (petroleum geologist) and a wife (whom I cheat on regularly). I just like using this board as an outlet for my creative writing.
I've been posting here for over 10 months now, mostly replies but have stared a few very successful threads as well. I am no Chad but definitely not a robot... have non-tranny GF, a good job and a few irl friends. Only thing is I really relate to robots for some reason even though I have to RP most of the time to fit in. I guess maybe on some raw primal level we're all robots?
>>29921416
>Wizardchan
Exactly. OP just migrate over there. This board has been corrupted by normies and it's just turning into a fucking shithole of bad memes.
a-am I a normie now guys?
>held hands
>kissed a girl
>still virgin, 22yrs old
>all happened last sunday
>>29919099
Wait, how is vidya neither a hobby or sport? People do that shit professionally, goddamnit.
>>29925297
Yes. If it makes you feel better, nobody really cares about you.
I'm a robot surely
I've kissed a girl before, but because normies forced me to
>>29925325
Thanks man, I appreciate it. Means a lot.
>>29919079
>tfw cyborg
>tfw only do good on physical aspect
>tfw asexual and avoid people as much as possible
JUST
>>29925319
The people who do it aren't normies and therefore it is irrelevant because only robots care about esports.
>>29919079
Anyone who uses the words "normie", "roastie", "mummy" and generally every word that ends in a "ie/y" is either a retarded turbo newfag or ironic shitposter cancer.
>>29919079
64.. I don't belong anywhere...
>>29919099
Do romantic partners that you only knew from online count? We were together for around 3 years but never met
>>29919105
Get out fucking chad
>>29925461
Hey man, I'll have you know I enjoy watching let's play videos for hours. . . Fuck.
>>29919079
The test is flawed. I got a 30 in acomplishment, but a 55 in all other rounds total. I'm not just slightly strange. I'm an actual robot who lacks social function or any kind of emotional feeling, which makes the fake persona I created upset, but can outperform in mathematical fields, which results in me being accomplished. If you aren't successful in life, then you're not a robot. You're just fucked up.
>>29919099
Physical: 12 (Just from being straightedge and not wanting to smell bad all the time)
Mental: 5 (No autism as far as I know and still like my little brother and sister)
Social: 6
Accomplishment: 5 from job and cleaning my room
Bonus: 1 from no criminal record
>29
Eh, sounds about right. I'm incredibly boring hated having no money, and phobic to smelling bad.
>>29922180
get OUT ROASTIE
origilanarinoro
>>29919099
57, even though the desciption of "sloghtly strange" applies to me 100%
>>29925463
t. newfag.
originalo commento amigo
